Oh hell yeah that's the MG! Collected every other scale/figure of this guy I could get my hands on, but could never afford this one

All timer, ty

YESSS

Writing <300-character jokes and reviews and micro-analyses feels substantial while you're doing it. But earlier this year I torched my old tvvitter without bothering to back up the decade of posts on it. Felt nothing. The art I still have, it has value to me, but the posts? Flashpaper

Less of an eros thing, more of a "I need to eat this brand of toaster oven tenders every night or my brain gets itchy" thing. What's the inverse of a texture aversion

Like a decade ago I spent $10 to own and play Rogue Legacy. Now I'm walking around drinking my hot coffee with steam coming off the top, for free, having a way better time than I ever had playing Rogue Legacy. Oh that avoiding all of the deceptions of the material world could be this easy

also the stunted behemoths in the same series of episodes are cute... look at this little guy....

My god

Saw this then looked outside, noooo

Like I am mostly fond of World but somebody gotta whack him with a newspaper whenever he tries to design a boss with Phases. NPCs all barking in my ear telling me a monster's Energy Levels have reached 60% and I gotta hurry up and break some glowing geegaw before it instakills me. Shut up man!!

I wanna stay excited for Gogmazios but if they give my boy a "DPS burst phase" I'm gonna jump into the hole with the coffin like I'm Ray Wise

Almost had fun during the Omega hunt. Then another monster spawned that my team had to quickly kill, in order to survive a big area-wide attack that Omega was charging in the background.

I wanna take someone's head and squeeze it. Not hard enough to do lasting damage, but I wanna make an impression

Tail = Ball

I believe that irony poisoning is real but I also believe that he is the only person to ever contract it