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· Jan 25
A while back, still in the bad place, @seananmcguire.bsky.social said MIDDLEGAME isn't meme-able and thought that this statement is amongst the less beautiful lies she'd woven in the span of her writing career.
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The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
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THE OPEN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF GRIEF IS A POLITICAL ACT.
One of the things that genuinely shocked me as I read through surveillance logs for the police is how much of their energy and attention is dedicated to shutting down vigils and other ceremonies of remembrance.
Anyway ICE was filmed desecrating Renee Nicole Good’s memorial & doing violence to people who found that distasteful. Might be too soon to say if this falls into some kind of pattern of behavior if you’re the stupidest motherfucker on earth.
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
THE OPEN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF GRIEF IS A POLITICAL ACT.
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I met "On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs" through @josie.zone, after Renee's death. I wish I'd known it sooner--that I might've known her.
the poem surges. I recognized its swell from hours spent along the gulf, waiting for high tide to remake the day's coast.
the poem surges. I recognized its swell from hours spent along the gulf, waiting for high tide to remake the day's coast.
Renee Nicole Good, murdered by ICE, was a prize-winning poet. Here’s that poem.
Renee Nicole Good, 37, mother to a six-year-old boy, was murdered earlier today by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, a few blocks from her home. According to the Minnesota Star Tribune: [An ICE agent] s…
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January 10, 2026 at 7:04 AM
I met "On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs" through @josie.zone, after Renee's death. I wish I'd known it sooner--that I might've known her.
the poem surges. I recognized its swell from hours spent along the gulf, waiting for high tide to remake the day's coast.
the poem surges. I recognized its swell from hours spent along the gulf, waiting for high tide to remake the day's coast.
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
I can always use a good meal, a good laugh, and a good fuck, and I am all out of laughs, yall
I ought to just focus on food, cats, photography and gay porn influencers, because almost everything else on social media makes me wish the aliens will come and destroy humanity.
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I can always use a good meal, a good laugh, and a good fuck, and I am all out of laughs, yall
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I ought to just focus on food, cats, photography and gay porn influencers, because almost everything else on social media makes me wish the aliens will come and destroy humanity.
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 AM
I ought to just focus on food, cats, photography and gay porn influencers, because almost everything else on social media makes me wish the aliens will come and destroy humanity.
Ако сте очаквали не-коледния ми мейл, а не сте го получили, проверете си junk папката на мейла или ми драснете да го пратя отново, ако не е там.
January 10, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Ако сте очаквали не-коледния ми мейл, а не сте го получили, проверете си junk папката на мейла или ми драснете да го пратя отново, ако не е там.
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Muffles says to pre-order OMENS OF CHAOS so he can continue to receive only the highest quality kibble! (Muffles doesn't understand that as a licensed IP novel, I don't make royalties, so I'm just encouraging pre-orders for the love of the game.)
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Muffles says to pre-order OMENS OF CHAOS so he can continue to receive only the highest quality kibble! (Muffles doesn't understand that as a licensed IP novel, I don't make royalties, so I'm just encouraging pre-orders for the love of the game.)
I need you to know that I am crushing
this whole adulting thing.
this whole adulting thing.
January 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I need you to know that I am crushing
this whole adulting thing.
this whole adulting thing.
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Important content.
Akihiro Miwa perfects Moro's laugh in the recording sessions for Princess Mononoke
From: How Princess Mononoke Was Born (1998), dir. Toshiro Uratani, Buena Vista Home Entertainment
From: How Princess Mononoke Was Born (1998), dir. Toshiro Uratani, Buena Vista Home Entertainment
December 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Important content.
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I hate these charts so much because they imply chatgpt is comparable to the internet or phones
You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
In 2025, AI became pervasive in American life and the economy, with ChatGPT surging in adoption much faster than any other major technology in memory. @nytopinion.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I hate these charts so much because they imply chatgpt is comparable to the internet or phones
You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
светът е тъмно и студено място и човек понякога просто трябва да си направи кроасан с лютеница
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
светът е тъмно и студено място и човек понякога просто трябва да си направи кроасан с лютеница
Took a little longer than necessary, but fortunately we are coming back to (some of) our senses
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Took a little longer than necessary, but fortunately we are coming back to (some of) our senses
малко неща са по-големи от препечена на огън филия хляб с масълце и панагюрска шарена сол
December 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
малко неща са по-големи от препечена на огън филия хляб с масълце и панагюрска шарена сол
З: може ли да махна етикетите на новите дрехи
Р: ако разкараш всички етикети и картончета, цена няма да имаш
З: знам. скоро и те няма да имат
Р: ако разкараш всички етикети и картончета, цена няма да имаш
З: знам. скоро и те няма да имат
December 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
З: може ли да махна етикетите на новите дрехи
Р: ако разкараш всички етикети и картончета, цена няма да имаш
З: знам. скоро и те няма да имат
Р: ако разкараш всички етикети и картончета, цена няма да имаш
З: знам. скоро и те няма да имат
МВР разкрило автоморги, в които разглобявали крадени автомобили. Били разглобявали по кола-кола и половина на седмица.
Приятели, с цялото ми уважение към автоджамбазите и МВР, кола-кола и половина седмично мога да разглобя и аз.
Приятели, с цялото ми уважение към автоджамбазите и МВР, кола-кола и половина седмично мога да разглобя и аз.
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
МВР разкрило автоморги, в които разглобявали крадени автомобили. Били разглобявали по кола-кола и половина на седмица.
Приятели, с цялото ми уважение към автоджамбазите и МВР, кола-кола и половина седмично мога да разглобя и аз.
Приятели, с цялото ми уважение към автоджамбазите и МВР, кола-кола и половина седмично мога да разглобя и аз.
With less than 20 days till #Christmas
Consecutive year zmeyche, consecutive year - Not that ugly holiday card™ offer.(a.k.a. something like a #christmascard but not quite)
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Consecutive year zmeyche, consecutive year - Not that ugly holiday card™ offer.(a.k.a. something like a #christmascard but not quite)
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Sign up for the future iterations of "Not much of an X-mas card™" from Zmeyche
if you found yourself on here, you know what's this form for, and if not - checkout https://zmeyche.com/softness/not-much-of-an-xmas-card-2024 and decide for yourselves
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December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
With less than 20 days till #Christmas
Consecutive year zmeyche, consecutive year - Not that ugly holiday card™ offer.(a.k.a. something like a #christmascard but not quite)
💌 If you'd like to receive it - fill in this form
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Consecutive year zmeyche, consecutive year - Not that ugly holiday card™ offer.(a.k.a. something like a #christmascard but not quite)
💌 If you'd like to receive it - fill in this form
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It’s giving Текла Алексиева
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s giving Текла Алексиева
It’s giving Текла Алексиева
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It’s giving Текла Алексиева
Turns out what they don’t tell you about “Wicked: For Good” is that after the end credits you will feel like you can fight god and win.
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Turns out what they don’t tell you about “Wicked: For Good” is that after the end credits you will feel like you can fight god and win.
It’s once again that time of the year when the choice of metal frames for my glasses, while living in Oslo, feels… questionable…
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It’s once again that time of the year when the choice of metal frames for my glasses, while living in Oslo, feels… questionable…
“A real, genuine, hope chest, carved by Oberon’s own hand from the four sacred woods of Faerie—oak and ash for bracing and balance, rowan and thorn for pattern and protection.”
“Rosemary and Rue” by Seanan McGuire
LEGO build by me. Inspiration by @seananmcguire.bsky.social's wonderful universe
“Rosemary and Rue” by Seanan McGuire
LEGO build by me. Inspiration by @seananmcguire.bsky.social's wonderful universe
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“A real, genuine, hope chest, carved by Oberon’s own hand from the four sacred woods of Faerie—oak and ash for bracing and balance, rowan and thorn for pattern and protection.”
“Rosemary and Rue” by Seanan McGuire
LEGO build by me. Inspiration by @seananmcguire.bsky.social's wonderful universe
“Rosemary and Rue” by Seanan McGuire
LEGO build by me. Inspiration by @seananmcguire.bsky.social's wonderful universe
Yes, microsoft, I agree with you that this is a phishing attempt, good job!
October 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Yes, microsoft, I agree with you that this is a phishing attempt, good job!
Got my flu shot. Before administering it, the doc asked me “which hand do you write with?”
Ma’am, I work on a ‘puter, I use both equally!
Anyway, we agreed to go with the left one and shoot in my tattooed dragon in the left wing so we match.
Ma’am, I work on a ‘puter, I use both equally!
Anyway, we agreed to go with the left one and shoot in my tattooed dragon in the left wing so we match.
October 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Got my flu shot. Before administering it, the doc asked me “which hand do you write with?”
Ma’am, I work on a ‘puter, I use both equally!
Anyway, we agreed to go with the left one and shoot in my tattooed dragon in the left wing so we match.
Ma’am, I work on a ‘puter, I use both equally!
Anyway, we agreed to go with the left one and shoot in my tattooed dragon in the left wing so we match.