Katie
@zizifothsi.bsky.social
I have a large quantity of cats, plants, spreadsheets, and ADHD
Eagerly awaiting the episode of Air Crash Investigation where they reveal that the plane was “just being a silly sausage”
October 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Eagerly awaiting the episode of Air Crash Investigation where they reveal that the plane was “just being a silly sausage”
I’m on that migraine prodrome brain, just looked for the word “diplomatic” but ended up telling my colleagues that the email I wrote was “very ambassadorial”
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’m on that migraine prodrome brain, just looked for the word “diplomatic” but ended up telling my colleagues that the email I wrote was “very ambassadorial”
Me, addressing the class on the first day of human piloting school:
OKAY BOYS, the first thing you gotta know about operating your human vehicle
is to keep the knees LOCKED and HYPEREXTENDED at ALL TIMES
OKAY BOYS, the first thing you gotta know about operating your human vehicle
is to keep the knees LOCKED and HYPEREXTENDED at ALL TIMES
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Me, addressing the class on the first day of human piloting school:
OKAY BOYS, the first thing you gotta know about operating your human vehicle
is to keep the knees LOCKED and HYPEREXTENDED at ALL TIMES
OKAY BOYS, the first thing you gotta know about operating your human vehicle
is to keep the knees LOCKED and HYPEREXTENDED at ALL TIMES
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Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
I’m bad at remembering to post now, but let me tell you that Alice came into heat and a bad time was had by all
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’m bad at remembering to post now, but let me tell you that Alice came into heat and a bad time was had by all
Why do they call it a mommy makeover and not
October 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Why do they call it a mommy makeover and not
Squiggle is the toughest, cutest, wiggliest mofo around - if you have any money to spare, please toss some her way?
We've had an incredibly anxious night with wobbly baby Squiggle, but she's still with us & tentatively a bit better -- vet described her as "one hell of a fighter."
Please help us keep her fighting ❤️
gofund.me/662b94d7e
Please help us keep her fighting ❤️
gofund.me/662b94d7e
Donate to Giving little Squiggle the very best chance, organized by Holly Brockwell
In August, a tiny, fluffy powerhouse arrived at our rescue. Found in a fie… Holly Brockwell needs your support for Giving little Squiggle the very best chance
gofund.me
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Squiggle is the toughest, cutest, wiggliest mofo around - if you have any money to spare, please toss some her way?
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Why are the American president's claims about autism the first item on British news bulletins?
He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions.
So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK?
He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions.
So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK?
September 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Why are the American president's claims about autism the first item on British news bulletins?
He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions.
So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK?
He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions.
So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK?
What if the rapture actually happened ages ago but almost nobody qualified & that’s why there are unsolved missing persons cases
September 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
What if the rapture actually happened ages ago but almost nobody qualified & that’s why there are unsolved missing persons cases
The duality of cat motherhood
September 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The duality of cat motherhood
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
In today’s heartening news my right-wing boomer dad and I had a conversation about current events where we were in full & vociferous agreement, so there is hope for the offline population
September 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
In today’s heartening news my right-wing boomer dad and I had a conversation about current events where we were in full & vociferous agreement, so there is hope for the offline population
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Good that the Guardian is calling Kirk “far right” and showings its readers his views - not “common sense”, not “conservative”, but far right conspiracy.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Charlie Kirk in his own words: ‘prowling Blacks’ and ‘the great replacement strategy’
The far-right commentator didn’t pull his punches when discussing his bigoted views on current events
www.theguardian.com
September 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Good that the Guardian is calling Kirk “far right” and showings its readers his views - not “common sense”, not “conservative”, but far right conspiracy.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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idk man if I had just lost my kid to a school shooting and the news cycle was dominated by people loudly mourning the loss of a guy whose life’s work was radicalizing people, largely children, into thinking that’s a cool and normal thing to do while contributing nothing else, I’d probably go insane
September 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
idk man if I had just lost my kid to a school shooting and the news cycle was dominated by people loudly mourning the loss of a guy whose life’s work was radicalizing people, largely children, into thinking that’s a cool and normal thing to do while contributing nothing else, I’d probably go insane
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He joked multiple times about Paul Pelosi getting smashed in the skull with a hammer.
This should go without saying, but Trump is not opposed to political violence. He’s opposed to violence against his political allies.
He is either silent about, or approving of, violence against his political enemies.
He is either silent about, or approving of, violence against his political enemies.
September 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He joked multiple times about Paul Pelosi getting smashed in the skull with a hammer.
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This should go without saying, but Trump is not opposed to political violence. He’s opposed to violence against his political allies.
He is either silent about, or approving of, violence against his political enemies.
He is either silent about, or approving of, violence against his political enemies.
September 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This should go without saying, but Trump is not opposed to political violence. He’s opposed to violence against his political allies.
He is either silent about, or approving of, violence against his political enemies.
He is either silent about, or approving of, violence against his political enemies.
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this is going to be useful as a reference point for when you're dealing with people who just don't understand, won't believe, or also lionize the sort of person being posthumously lauded right now
Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights
September 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
this is going to be useful as a reference point for when you're dealing with people who just don't understand, won't believe, or also lionize the sort of person being posthumously lauded right now
Today’s weaning attempt: smeared a little bit of wet food on her paw so she’d have to lick it off. She’s now walking around squeaking furiously about her suddenly delicious foot
September 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Today’s weaning attempt: smeared a little bit of wet food on her paw so she’d have to lick it off. She’s now walking around squeaking furiously about her suddenly delicious foot
She is absolutely refusing to wean, and when I dare to dab a bit of formula on her chin to lick off she gives me this look:
August 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
She is absolutely refusing to wean, and when I dare to dab a bit of formula on her chin to lick off she gives me this look:
I work near a garden centre, and when I see people leave carrying their new purchases I like to think they’re taking their plants out for a walk
August 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I work near a garden centre, and when I see people leave carrying their new purchases I like to think they’re taking their plants out for a walk
Pressure ulcers are just your bones trying to escape your body
August 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Pressure ulcers are just your bones trying to escape your body
Today’s topic:
Lakes: can we trust them
Lakes: can we trust them
August 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Today’s topic:
Lakes: can we trust them
Lakes: can we trust them
Absolute benny hill hours in here
August 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Absolute benny hill hours in here
The girlies are on one this morning and have fully trashed my room
August 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The girlies are on one this morning and have fully trashed my room