I tripped today, full face plant in the middle of the street. I'm not sure what hurts more, my face, my shoulder, or the fact that every time my husband looks at my face he looks worried and asks if I'm sure I'm OK.
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I tripped today, full face plant in the middle of the street. I'm not sure what hurts more, my face, my shoulder, or the fact that every time my husband looks at my face he looks worried and asks if I'm sure I'm OK.
Really enjoyed the bathroom graffiti at this concert
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Really enjoyed the bathroom graffiti at this concert
Things I have said at Thanksgiving
Turkey carving is not a gendered activity
It's OK I have a bunch of crochet penises at home, I'm pretty much a dude.
Turkey carving is not a gendered activity
It's OK I have a bunch of crochet penises at home, I'm pretty much a dude.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Things I have said at Thanksgiving
Turkey carving is not a gendered activity
It's OK I have a bunch of crochet penises at home, I'm pretty much a dude.
Turkey carving is not a gendered activity
It's OK I have a bunch of crochet penises at home, I'm pretty much a dude.
Look I dont really complain much about poor service especially this time of year but if I see someone actively making their coworkers lives harder I'm going to speak up. Don't be a dick to your coworkers.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Look I dont really complain much about poor service especially this time of year but if I see someone actively making their coworkers lives harder I'm going to speak up. Don't be a dick to your coworkers.
@bianchiweather.bsky.social soup weather warning?
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
@bianchiweather.bsky.social soup weather warning?
Hey settle a debate for me if I say to a coworker
"Linda had some naughty ideas in that meeting today"
Is that OK, or should I choose different phrasing?
"Linda had some naughty ideas in that meeting today"
Is that OK, or should I choose different phrasing?
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hey settle a debate for me if I say to a coworker
"Linda had some naughty ideas in that meeting today"
Is that OK, or should I choose different phrasing?
"Linda had some naughty ideas in that meeting today"
Is that OK, or should I choose different phrasing?
Last week I wrote down all the crafts I need to finish before Christmas. It was far too many, so I have of course added 3 more ....
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Last week I wrote down all the crafts I need to finish before Christmas. It was far too many, so I have of course added 3 more ....
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Have we figured out what DC sandwich guys order is? I really really want to know what was on that sub
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Have we figured out what DC sandwich guys order is? I really really want to know what was on that sub
Got that deep in my bones chronic illness fatigue going on. The kind where I wish I could hang my skeleton up in the closet to give it a break while the rest of me lays here in a puddle.
Also i generally don't like being touched but got a big hug today and that was... not my favorite.
Also i generally don't like being touched but got a big hug today and that was... not my favorite.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Got that deep in my bones chronic illness fatigue going on. The kind where I wish I could hang my skeleton up in the closet to give it a break while the rest of me lays here in a puddle.
Also i generally don't like being touched but got a big hug today and that was... not my favorite.
Also i generally don't like being touched but got a big hug today and that was... not my favorite.
"Today was a lot but now I can chill and don't have to go anywhere or do anything" I said earlier. Today wanted to prove me Wong so here I am, gone somewhere, doing something.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
"Today was a lot but now I can chill and don't have to go anywhere or do anything" I said earlier. Today wanted to prove me Wong so here I am, gone somewhere, doing something.
Finally finished my frog and toad bag hangers. I love them and their ridiculous oversize overalls
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Finally finished my frog and toad bag hangers. I love them and their ridiculous oversize overalls
I know this won't surprise anyone but the hot chocolate liquid iv is an absolute nightmare
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I know this won't surprise anyone but the hot chocolate liquid iv is an absolute nightmare
Coldplay is awful anyway but why do people insist on playing it at sports? People are supposed to be getting pumped up
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Coldplay is awful anyway but why do people insist on playing it at sports? People are supposed to be getting pumped up
The new giant blanket I crocheted for myself. Green beans for scale, banana not available.
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The new giant blanket I crocheted for myself. Green beans for scale, banana not available.
Guys I did it, I finished the blanket I started crocheting in janusry! Pictures tomorrow when the light cooperates.
October 31, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Guys I did it, I finished the blanket I started crocheting in janusry! Pictures tomorrow when the light cooperates.
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Like and share this and I’ll pick 5 of you to get free copies of I AM SIMONE BILES! Buy it here:
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October 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Like and share this and I’ll pick 5 of you to get free copies of I AM SIMONE BILES! Buy it here:
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That was for DT #88
October 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That was for DT #88
Put together my son's new ikea bed. I absolutely love putting furniture together but I am sore as fuck now.
October 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Put together my son's new ikea bed. I absolutely love putting furniture together but I am sore as fuck now.
Day 2 jaw still not back in place. Tried to eat a sandwich and it made some horrific pops. Cross your fingers I can snap it back tomorrow!
September 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Day 2 jaw still not back in place. Tried to eat a sandwich and it made some horrific pops. Cross your fingers I can snap it back tomorrow!
You know you're hypermobile when you sleep funny and wake up with a subluxated jaw.
September 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You know you're hypermobile when you sleep funny and wake up with a subluxated jaw.
I would really appreciate less stuff happening right now. It's just so very much. So before anything more happens please form an orderly line and take a number.
September 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I would really appreciate less stuff happening right now. It's just so very much. So before anything more happens please form an orderly line and take a number.
Kid came home today and nonchalantly said "got hit by a car on my way home again". So I guess thats a wrap on him riding his bike to school.
September 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Kid came home today and nonchalantly said "got hit by a car on my way home again". So I guess thats a wrap on him riding his bike to school.
I hate when you're sick and feel like you have been beat up. Is it not enough that I'm sick I have to be in pain too?!
September 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I hate when you're sick and feel like you have been beat up. Is it not enough that I'm sick I have to be in pain too?!