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Mars Zipan
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Really enjoyed the bathroom graffiti at this concert
Graffiti reading hail Satan, fuck ice, I prefer my ice crushed Graffiti stating it's ok 2 punch nazis Graffiti saying jd Vance is a fugly slut
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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A post from Jorts the car stating "you always ask me 'jorts why are you so wet' but I never ask you why your phone is at 7%"
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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This is Bob he passed away last week at 20 years old. He liked to be a menace. Some of his favorite activities were biting your elbow as he ran by at full speed. Also he liked to chew the tags off my husband's Christmas presents, no one else's, just the one guy who was very allergic to him.
A brown black and white cat with very green eyes, laying on a piece of chewed on tissue paper
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Finally finished my frog and toad bag hangers. I love them and their ridiculous oversize overalls
A crochet green frog in blue overalls and a brown toad in green overalls hanging from a backpack strap
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I'm currently wearing a shirt I bought at a gas station, bring on costcos finest!
A black t shirt with a racoon dressed as a cowboy that says "the only squat I'm doing is diddly squat"
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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The new giant blanket I crocheted for myself. Green beans for scale, banana not available.
A very long crochet blanket the end closest to the camera is dark green fading to light green, followed by raspberry red fading to pink, dark blue fading to light blue, pink darkening to raspberry red, and light green darkening to dark green. There is a can of green beans on it for scale
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I saw 2 moose, a mother and daughter pair.
A very large dark brown moose laying among trees A smaller light brown moose laying amongst trees
October 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Someone literally asking for joy clearly isn't here for people to knock it all down. Terrible, who raised these people? Here have a picture of my sweet boy with a kiss mark on his head.
An orange and white dog sitting very properly with a red lipstick kiss on the top of his head.
September 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Picture of a baby deer that says "I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me" An orange and white dog asleep with his head wedged between the couch and his dad's arm. His eyes are partially open and his bottom teeth are exposed.
August 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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With that face I'd let her destroy just about anything. Bathmat seems like an easy sacrifice
Fucking cute!
August 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Oh I'm so fucked. He's a wrestler and the caption really tells it all
A pic5ure if the wrestler Juice Robinson
July 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Have a rose from my garden. They smell very sweet and citrusy
A peach rose with dark green leaves behind it
July 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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You needa better app
A weather app that says "hot. As. Fuck." The temperature is 98⁰
June 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Morning glory flowers ready to open tomorrow and a tiny grasshopper named fredrick
A flower that hasn't opened yet the bud is spiral shaped and white at the end turning to dark purple at the tip. A very very small grasshopper he is green with black stripes, sitting on a green morning glory leaf. He is slightly larger than a grain of rice. A spiral flower bud that is white, light purple, and pink.
June 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Is this a very good boy?
An orange and white dog looking at the camera while wearing a blue bandana with flamingos and leaves on it
June 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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@itsflanoy.bsky.social thank you!
Fridge magnets, a pink and orange one says "casa bonita" in white letters. One with a picture of a desert says "arches national park". One has a picture of Niagara falls and says "niagara falls canada". And one is for Flanoy's taco truck.
May 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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A screen shot of someone saying *whisper voice* plus ADA compliance guidelines actually suggest making the viewing lower to accommodate people in wheelchairs. Zookeeper replies Maybe. Seems like the free Smithsonian national zoo would do their best ti cater to as many viewers as possible. This is in contrast to their objection regarding making zoos accessible to children would make them inaccessible to wheelchair users
May 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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You seem like the kind of cool cat that would appreciate a good furby shrimp
A cross stitch of a shrimp with a furby face it is unsettling but also intriguing
May 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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A bird dressed as a kangaroo with a hamster and teddy bear. The text says "I let go of perfection and embrace progress" the app is Finch
May 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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British baking show?

Mars says he hopes you feel better
Orange and white dog giving side eye with his lip caught on a Christmas tree cake shaped pillow
May 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I really thought he would be uncomfortable but he in fact fell asleep like this
An orange and white dog asleep sitting in his butt while also folded over in an uncomfortable looking position. The dog is asleep.
May 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Yes I have always felt more human adjacent than actually human. Fairies would explain it perfectly. These comics always felt very me.
2 beings with headsets on Being 1: "oh! an infraction! Being 2: "slapper misuse" Next picture is a hockey player and referee Referee"17 used their slapper to slice. They must sit in the infraction chamber to do some introspection" Next picture is the hockey player sitting in a penalty box drinking water and the referee still talking Referee: "during this time they cannot compete. They may hydrate though" Last picture is the original two beings Being 1:" hydration is a good choice" Being 2: "which leads to better choices"
April 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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All the projects I finished while dog sitting for my friend last week. I his some of the penises around her house, she has only found 1.
A crochet hotdog, 3 crochet turtles, 1 crochet manatee with lettuce in his flippers, 5 crochet penises, three are black, one is brown, and one is pink with grey "hair" on the scrotum
March 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Mars says welcome back!
Orange and white dog wrapped in a green blanket
March 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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A couple years ago when my grandpa was in hospice an egret came and stayed in a small pond outside his room. Today my grandma sent me a package of oranges and there was a greeting inside that happened to have a picture of an egret. It was like they both sent it to me. 🥹
A paper saying "a gift for you from the land of sunshine" the background is oranges and orange trees in the top left an egret sits on a branch looking over a body of water.
March 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM