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ashley fairbanks
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asiniiwiikwe indizhinikaaz. anishinaabekwe in yanaguana. storyteller, comms nerd, & artist trying to shift power and build a just and sustainable world. fuck borders. land back. she/her/wiin.
for a second i thought my husband had grown a very long rattail but then realized it was just kt tape
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
8 7 7 cash nowwwww
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i have never seen an HGTV host who looks so much like he does crystal
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
times might be hard now, but at least no one says “you won the internet” anymore
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I want someone competent to lead the fbi? No I don’t. Put a baby in charge let’s get real fuckin stupid with it
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i don’t ever want my neighbor on a plane to talk to me but I am so offended when they really seem like they don’t WANT to talk to me
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Fairbanks, 39, lives in an old transmission shop in San Antonio, where her bichon chases lizards. Next to her hammock, Robin Wall Kimmerer’s The Serviceberry sits on top of a book she calls “embarrassing hockey porn.” She pours a thimble of small-batch mezcal, as a mariachi croons in the distance.
h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:

Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs

GO
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i just imagine that donald trump would be terrible at sucking dick. he doesn’t know how to work. he’s selfish. no way he’s putting in any effort.
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
being drunk at the airport chilis is such a good way to make friends
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
love having the same technology putting eight fingers on a single hand in photos being used for things with life or death consequences
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
wait they have cruise ships as floating hotels at COP30? what a complete joke.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
nobody wants to work anymore
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
toyota introduced a self-driving bubble car for kids but um i want that for me
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
my hotel room has those fancy built in bunk beds and last night i realized they were way more comfortable than the big bed.

now i don’t even want to get up, im in my cozy little crib. there’s even an outlet and a little light in here.
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i feel like the internet wants me to get into hobby horsing and i just absolutely refuse
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
we are saunaing and you come out to this
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
one of my favorite things is to be in a quiet room at a loud gathering and just listening to the chatter in the other room
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
it is insane that this is real
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
not to do an ad for crayola, but man if you want nice colored pencils but don’t want to spend prismacolor money, these fancy crayola blend and shades might be my new favorites. maybe even over my prismacolors (and it’s 24 for $14.99)
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
not a bad view to wake up to (can you feel the 23 degrees?)
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
or the awful thing can apparently happen that happened to my workplace last year, and your entire company can get dropped from your insurance plan and you have to move to united healthcare and your cost-sharing all triples
Also if you get insurance through your employer and are sighing a deep breath of relief (while obviously still giving a shit about this issue)

understand your insurance through your employer can go up as well, and coverage offered lessened.

And if you lose your job and can't quickly find another
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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if you ever randomly get the urge to donate to the democratic party, feel free to venmo that money to me or another trans person instead - we'll make sure it doesn't get used to take away people's healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM