Dog Eggs
@zerodynamic.bsky.social
flatulent bipedal hominid
formerly: Geno's Pizza 🍕
my body of work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fmnsfeavgffzaxym/feed/aaajv3z43nfpy
formerly: Geno's Pizza 🍕
my body of work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fmnsfeavgffzaxym/feed/aaajv3z43nfpy
me to my nemesis: I hope you fart so hard your ass falls off and all your poop spills everywhere and then everyone makes you eat your poop and then you choke on your own poop
my nemesis: no, you
me: fuck
my nemesis: no, you
me: fuck
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 PM
me to my nemesis: I hope you fart so hard your ass falls off and all your poop spills everywhere and then everyone makes you eat your poop and then you choke on your own poop
my nemesis: no, you
me: fuck
my nemesis: no, you
me: fuck
check out the fuel tanks on that battleship (boobs post)
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 PM
check out the fuel tanks on that battleship (boobs post)
this beheading could've been an email
January 31, 2026 at 4:20 AM
this beheading could've been an email
this orgasm could've been an email
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 AM
this orgasm could've been an email
they're calling it "the hot dog incident" due to the location of the hot dog
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 AM
they're calling it "the hot dog incident" due to the location of the hot dog
just having some good clean fun in my underwear
January 31, 2026 at 12:34 AM
just having some good clean fun in my underwear
shitting my brians out (I don't know how they keep getting in there)
January 30, 2026 at 5:12 PM
shitting my brians out (I don't know how they keep getting in there)
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Bury me with my breadcrumbs
January 30, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Bury me with my breadcrumbs
doing a fart so big it affects everyone
January 28, 2026 at 11:13 PM
doing a fart so big it affects everyone
I guess you could say I'm a little sustenance freak -- consuming food and other things so I don't die
January 27, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I guess you could say I'm a little sustenance freak -- consuming food and other things so I don't die
taking an elevator for one floor is a moral failure and should be punishable by death (volcano)
January 27, 2026 at 6:12 PM
taking an elevator for one floor is a moral failure and should be punishable by death (volcano)
that's not very SpeedStick For Men of you bro
January 27, 2026 at 2:21 PM
that's not very SpeedStick For Men of you bro
excited about the opportunity to investigate the possibility of taking a piss
January 23, 2026 at 10:06 PM
excited about the opportunity to investigate the possibility of taking a piss
let me slip into something a bit more comfortable (diarrhea)
January 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
let me slip into something a bit more comfortable (diarrhea)
I'm probably the first man who's ever been interested in women's breasts (or "boobs" as I like to call them)
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I'm probably the first man who's ever been interested in women's breasts (or "boobs" as I like to call them)
hey baby I just wanna touch your teeth
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
hey baby I just wanna touch your teeth
wine and cheese are just grapes and milk for adults
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 AM
wine and cheese are just grapes and milk for adults
a mustache is just bangs for your lip
January 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
a mustache is just bangs for your lip
I like cleaning toilets -- it gives me a chance to get a few more licks in without people judging me
January 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I like cleaning toilets -- it gives me a chance to get a few more licks in without people judging me
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chicken of the sea tuna of the goat of the sky steak of the snake of the mountain pâté of the tadpole of the earth's mantle carnitas
January 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
chicken of the sea tuna of the goat of the sky steak of the snake of the mountain pâté of the tadpole of the earth's mantle carnitas
getting my endocrines absolutely disrupted tonight
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
getting my endocrines absolutely disrupted tonight
what are ya, some kinda testicle fiend? goll-ee
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
what are ya, some kinda testicle fiend? goll-ee
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Honey is, by far the tastiest insect vomit there is
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Honey is, by far the tastiest insect vomit there is
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PissMart: Home of The Wet One®️
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
PissMart: Home of The Wet One®️