Zatengo
zatengo.bsky.social
Zatengo
@zatengo.bsky.social
Veranstaltungstechniker, Katzencontent, Gaming, MTG, Kaffeenerderei
📍Lübeck
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Hey I have new sticker designs on my Etsy store that were definitely not motivated by anything specific.
www.etsy.com/shop/alexste...
January 26, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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Ein Schusswechsel ist, wenn 2 Seiten aufeinander schießen. Das war nicht der Fall. Nicht einmal Trumps Agenten haben das behauptet. Sorry, aber solche Fehler dürfen Medienprofis nicht passieren. Europa hat keinen Grund, sich in den US-Autoritarismus mitziehen zu lassen. Das hier ist Medienversagen.
January 25, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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That's just sleepslop bro. You only go honk shoo because you're tiredmaxxing.
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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meine lesart von titanic ist dass es eine trans coming out geschichte ist und rose und jack ein und dieselbe person sind
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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“The founder of the CIA wanted to force-fem Hitler” might be an all-time “none of these words are in the Bible”
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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We should keep "Humans dying due to State based actions" to games of Magic: The Gathering amiright gamers??
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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this lives in my head rent free. whenever a character is knocked down in a ttrpg i just think "right on their pronis"
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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I knew MTG Players were on to something
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Here’s a Spotify Wrapped for ya:

If we had received 100,00 Spotify streams this year it would have netted us $300.

Buy your favorite band’s records.
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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FINDE DEN DEUTSCHEN KANZLER
Quelle: www.instagram.com/p/DRPTY1tEiF...
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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TIL: You can buy a singleton of all 156 DGM cards for $34 USD. That's $136 for a playset of the set.
October 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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the new skate. is so fucking good you have no idea
September 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Pretty fucking cringe to still buy or watch harry potter. Grow the fuck up. Kill the nostalgia.

Protect the Dolls. Stand up for Trans Rights.
September 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Trying to see something

❤️ if you like Loot better
🔁 if you like Fleem better

Both if you just want to see results and still want to see this later😉

#MTG
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Is it still a coping mechanism if it's sea shanties?

Asking for a broken man on a Halifax pier.
September 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM