Brad Carter 🇨🇦
@yyz-xo.bsky.social
Gatekeeper at Canada’s airports.
Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦
Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦
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Brad Carter 🇨🇦
@yyz-xo.bsky.social
· Jan 21
“Carbon taxes won’t work!”
the little man screamed,
as his sport utility vehicle
slowly floated away with the tide.
the little man screamed,
as his sport utility vehicle
slowly floated away with the tide.
One inevitable day
we will be shaken awake with news
we’ll rush to our TVs
we’ll clap our hands
and rush outside
and hug our neighbours
and call our children
and dance and dance and dance
we will be shaken awake with news
we’ll rush to our TVs
we’ll clap our hands
and rush outside
and hug our neighbours
and call our children
and dance and dance and dance
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
One inevitable day
we will be shaken awake with news
we’ll rush to our TVs
we’ll clap our hands
and rush outside
and hug our neighbours
and call our children
and dance and dance and dance
we will be shaken awake with news
we’ll rush to our TVs
we’ll clap our hands
and rush outside
and hug our neighbours
and call our children
and dance and dance and dance
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
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Partially because to Norway and Sweden, WE are a shit hole country.
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Partially because to Norway and Sweden, WE are a shit hole country.
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This is really a huge part of why upper management is so in on AI. They think it will let them manage computers the way they currently manage the people who make the computer work. It will not.
I'm just saying I had someone tell me I had to hold the AI accountable and and no no I don't. That was not the effective way to coax it into doing the thing I wanted
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This is really a huge part of why upper management is so in on AI. They think it will let them manage computers the way they currently manage the people who make the computer work. It will not.
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Sorry to disappoint people, but only my wife, doctor, and dentist have seen me naked in the last year.
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Sorry to disappoint people, but only my wife, doctor, and dentist have seen me naked in the last year.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Nirvana
MC Hammer
Audioslave
The Tragically Hip
Arcade Fire
Nirvana
MC Hammer
Audioslave
The Tragically Hip
Arcade Fire
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Garbage
Tori Amos
Fall Out Boy
Nine Inch Nails
A Perfect Circle
Garbage
Tori Amos
Fall Out Boy
Nine Inch Nails
A Perfect Circle
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
DMB
Phish
Brit Floyd
The Cure
Lenny Kravitz
DMB
Phish
Brit Floyd
The Cure
Lenny Kravitz
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Nirvana
MC Hammer
Audioslave
The Tragically Hip
Arcade Fire
Nirvana
MC Hammer
Audioslave
The Tragically Hip
Arcade Fire
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Fun fact: the artist behind the original version of this graphic is @chazhutton.com, who is the wonderful artist behind all of Kagi's comics and recent animated short 💛
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Fun fact: the artist behind the original version of this graphic is @chazhutton.com, who is the wonderful artist behind all of Kagi's comics and recent animated short 💛
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How very fitting having a clown speak at the McDonald’s summit.
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
How very fitting having a clown speak at the McDonald’s summit.
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New in PN: “It’s 4chan shit" — @cwarzel.bsky.social on the federal government's deranged social media presence
"Now you see Trump administration accounts that look like they’re literally run by Groypers. What Homeland Security is tweeting out isn’t even dog-whistling anymore."
"Now you see Trump administration accounts that look like they’re literally run by Groypers. What Homeland Security is tweeting out isn’t even dog-whistling anymore."
“It’s 4chan s**t": The govt's deranged social media presence
"You see Trump administration accounts that look like they’re literally run by Groypers," Charlie Warzel tells us.
www.publicnotice.co
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
New in PN: “It’s 4chan shit" — @cwarzel.bsky.social on the federal government's deranged social media presence
"Now you see Trump administration accounts that look like they’re literally run by Groypers. What Homeland Security is tweeting out isn’t even dog-whistling anymore."
"Now you see Trump administration accounts that look like they’re literally run by Groypers. What Homeland Security is tweeting out isn’t even dog-whistling anymore."
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
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Bettors moved their odds of the Dems taking control of the House in 2026 up 15 points after Tuesday's election
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Bettors moved their odds of the Dems taking control of the House in 2026 up 15 points after Tuesday's election
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Nothing is more urgent than my mother reaching me to let me know that someone I met once as a child has died
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Nothing is more urgent than my mother reaching me to let me know that someone I met once as a child has died
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This is fucking amazing
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is fucking amazing
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fine
i will pitch the 12th inning
i will pitch the 12th inning
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
fine
i will pitch the 12th inning
i will pitch the 12th inning
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Well done, Canada! 😂
Bless Canada For Making Trump's Head Explode
Trump ends trade talks with Canada.
www.thegodpodcast.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Well done, Canada! 😂
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You can just block stuff that sucks. You don’t have to be mad out loud or even care. You can just see it and quietly put it in the garbage forever
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
You can just block stuff that sucks. You don’t have to be mad out loud or even care. You can just see it and quietly put it in the garbage forever
@adamadonaldson.bsky.social Will you cover the Macdonell and Allan’s Structures Environmental Assessment recommendations at 2pm today? Thanks!
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@adamadonaldson.bsky.social Will you cover the Macdonell and Allan’s Structures Environmental Assessment recommendations at 2pm today? Thanks!
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Johnson: "It's true that in previous shutdowns, many or most furloughed employees have been paid for the time they were furloughed, but there is new legal analysis - I don't know the details, I just saw a headline - but there are some legal analysts saying that might not be appropriate or necessary"
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Johnson: "It's true that in previous shutdowns, many or most furloughed employees have been paid for the time they were furloughed, but there is new legal analysis - I don't know the details, I just saw a headline - but there are some legal analysts saying that might not be appropriate or necessary"
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I’ve been offered a ton of money to do a comedy set aboard the Borg Cube
October 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’ve been offered a ton of money to do a comedy set aboard the Borg Cube
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More guns than people…
Is it freedom or a national death cult that keeps growing?
Is it freedom or a national death cult that keeps growing?
September 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
More guns than people…
Is it freedom or a national death cult that keeps growing?
Is it freedom or a national death cult that keeps growing?
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France opened a flurry of nuclear power plants in the 1980s and 1990s, giving it low-carbon electricity ever since—
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
France opened a flurry of nuclear power plants in the 1980s and 1990s, giving it low-carbon electricity ever since—
