Yung Kark Alien Wine
@yungkark.bsky.social
i hate hitler, i love the sun, and that's who i am in a nutshell
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i think this is basically what it's like to be paul atreides
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
i think this is basically what it's like to be paul atreides
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remembered this stupid image I made like a decade ago when I was pissed off about garbage on youtube
January 30, 2026 at 2:32 AM
remembered this stupid image I made like a decade ago when I was pissed off about garbage on youtube
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Welcome back to the stage of history
November 14, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Welcome back to the stage of history
>WRITE TECH VOLUME
I don't have enough Action Points.
>GET VAPE
No time for that, I need to lock in.
>QUAFF MONSTER
No "monster" in your inventory
>GO TO CAFE
No time for that, I need to lock in.
The deadline has passed...
You have contracted: Performance Improvement Plan...
I don't have enough Action Points.
>GET VAPE
No time for that, I need to lock in.
>QUAFF MONSTER
No "monster" in your inventory
>GO TO CAFE
No time for that, I need to lock in.
The deadline has passed...
You have contracted: Performance Improvement Plan...
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
>WRITE TECH VOLUME
I don't have enough Action Points.
>GET VAPE
No time for that, I need to lock in.
>QUAFF MONSTER
No "monster" in your inventory
>GO TO CAFE
No time for that, I need to lock in.
The deadline has passed...
You have contracted: Performance Improvement Plan...
I don't have enough Action Points.
>GET VAPE
No time for that, I need to lock in.
>QUAFF MONSTER
No "monster" in your inventory
>GO TO CAFE
No time for that, I need to lock in.
The deadline has passed...
You have contracted: Performance Improvement Plan...
I. HATE. PROPOSALS. the engineers stand around my clickshare and shout "go word boy go"
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I. HATE. PROPOSALS. the engineers stand around my clickshare and shout "go word boy go"
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Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn https://theonion.com/pioneering-female-archaeologist-in-google-doodle-bears-silent-witness-to-mans-search-for-zootopia-porn/
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn https://theonion.com/pioneering-female-archaeologist-in-google-doodle-bears-silent-witness-to-mans-search-for-zootopia-porn/
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aidan pearce from watchdogs 1 is a really fun protagonist, it doesn't go as far as it could with him but he comes off as an insane guy with a death wish, making his thing his sister and her kids instead of a wife situation just heightens his weirdness
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
aidan pearce from watchdogs 1 is a really fun protagonist, it doesn't go as far as it could with him but he comes off as an insane guy with a death wish, making his thing his sister and her kids instead of a wife situation just heightens his weirdness
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
genndy tartakovsky blood meridian
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
genndy tartakovsky blood meridian
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
discovered if you glaze a flour tortilla with olive oil and par bake it for five minutes it turns into domino's thin crust pizza. if i was a stoner this would be a monkeys dancing around the monolith type scenario
October 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
discovered if you glaze a flour tortilla with olive oil and par bake it for five minutes it turns into domino's thin crust pizza. if i was a stoner this would be a monkeys dancing around the monolith type scenario
softblocked varg vikernes
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
softblocked varg vikernes
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JD Vance’s parents both abandoned him in favor of doing drugs and honestly they made the right choice.
Vance: I'll tell Hakeem Jeffries righ now, if you help us reopen the government, the sombrero memes will stop.
October 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
JD Vance’s parents both abandoned him in favor of doing drugs and honestly they made the right choice.
I'm moving like jukka
September 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm moving like jukka
the grumpy frog
September 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
the grumpy frog
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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walked into the living room, my dad said "hey watch this" and then went to mow the lawn. i sit down just as a guy has a heart attack and a bunch of guys in winter gear put him on a table and start defibrillating
this wasn't traumatizing as much as i was like an awakening
this wasn't traumatizing as much as i was like an awakening
August 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
walked into the living room, my dad said "hey watch this" and then went to mow the lawn. i sit down just as a guy has a heart attack and a bunch of guys in winter gear put him on a table and start defibrillating
this wasn't traumatizing as much as i was like an awakening
this wasn't traumatizing as much as i was like an awakening