Ellen is a DEER for the rest of the year
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She/They
Comanche
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Expect extremely weird shitposts!
She/They
Comanche
18+
Expect extremely weird shitposts!
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Wait, had to make a really small change, but now it's done
Do you ever just creature?
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Do you ever just creature?
Haha brain goes *screams of the damned at 100 million db*
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Haha brain goes *screams of the damned at 100 million db*
Intrusive thought I have no intention of acting on: I wonder if drain cleaner works as wart remover
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Intrusive thought I have no intention of acting on: I wonder if drain cleaner works as wart remover
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hey so rent is due today and we only have $125 towards the $500 that is due on our part
rent is due tomorrow & we only have $100 towards the $500 needed! truly anything helps even if it’s a few bucks!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
hey so rent is due today and we only have $125 towards the $500 that is due on our part
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Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
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The stoat returns by request, along with a marten.
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The stoat returns by request, along with a marten.
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Small barista did her best to bring you the nicest mousiccino 🐭☕
Have a good Friday ✨
Have a good Friday ✨
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Small barista did her best to bring you the nicest mousiccino 🐭☕
Have a good Friday ✨
Have a good Friday ✨
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
A UFO that is a giant ossified space nipple
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A UFO that is a giant ossified space nipple
You know what's cool? Being a creature!
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
You know what's cool? Being a creature!
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Very smol digital durr peacefully wandering around a forest of chips on a pc motherboard.
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Very smol digital durr peacefully wandering around a forest of chips on a pc motherboard.
A B C D E F G
Ellen's gonna give you fleas
Ellen's gonna give you fleas
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
A B C D E F G
Ellen's gonna give you fleas
Ellen's gonna give you fleas
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Stowing away on a rocket to the moon to lick the man on the moon.
July 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Stowing away on a rocket to the moon to lick the man on the moon.
Gonna crawl into the computer so I can be a cute forest creature on the internet full time :3
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Gonna crawl into the computer so I can be a cute forest creature on the internet full time :3
budda bing budda boop
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
budda bing budda boop
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They're called insects because they kiss their ants.
September 13, 2023 at 10:09 PM
They're called insects because they kiss their ants.
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you must think he is funny. well. its because he is
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
you must think he is funny. well. its because he is
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"THAT'S YOU!!"
This is what being a furry is
This is what being a furry is
October 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"THAT'S YOU!!"
This is what being a furry is
This is what being a furry is
teenage mutant gingivitis
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM
teenage mutant gingivitis
this month is a deer month
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
this month is a deer month
oh mah darlin oh mah darlin oh mah darlin tangerine
you've gone and grown some seeds and now you're twice as mean
you've gone and grown some seeds and now you're twice as mean
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
oh mah darlin oh mah darlin oh mah darlin tangerine
you've gone and grown some seeds and now you're twice as mean
you've gone and grown some seeds and now you're twice as mean
and the shape that you're seeing that's suddenly there is the low poly high heel render
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
and the shape that you're seeing that's suddenly there is the low poly high heel render
A secret headquarters inside of a horse cock known as a flared base
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
A secret headquarters inside of a horse cock known as a flared base
imagine if there was a deer that wanted you to pet them :3
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
imagine if there was a deer that wanted you to pet them :3