Ellen is a DEER for the rest of the year
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Wait, had to make a really small change, but now it's done
your big chungus is so big and chungusy
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
your big chungus is so big and chungusy
the magic of deer
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the magic of deer
nematodes
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
nematodes
*points at you* cutie
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
*points at you* cutie
bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/15910675303_e28bbf2c5f_c.jpg
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/15910675303_e28bbf2c5f_c.jpg
Would you still love me if I was a deer and I ate all your winter garden vegetables? :3
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Would you still love me if I was a deer and I ate all your winter garden vegetables? :3
a magical bean that when you leave it on your tummy overnight and sprinkling water on it turns into a magical suit of bean armor encasing your body
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
a magical bean that when you leave it on your tummy overnight and sprinkling water on it turns into a magical suit of bean armor encasing your body
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this is the face of joy and madness
December 15, 2023 at 10:07 PM
this is the face of joy and madness
ET foam toes
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ET foam toes
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“Madagascar Airlines reminds passengers that each passenger is only allowed to bring 15 electronic devices on board its airplanes”
… wh– what kind of person made this reminder necessary? FIFTEEN devices?
… wh– what kind of person made this reminder necessary? FIFTEEN devices?
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
“Madagascar Airlines reminds passengers that each passenger is only allowed to bring 15 electronic devices on board its airplanes”
… wh– what kind of person made this reminder necessary? FIFTEEN devices?
… wh– what kind of person made this reminder necessary? FIFTEEN devices?
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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the gender euphoria of big useless paws
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the gender euphoria of big useless paws
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I find myself in a Switzerland situation, where I claim to be masturbation neutral but everybody seems to be clamoring to put their deposits inside me anyway
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I find myself in a Switzerland situation, where I claim to be masturbation neutral but everybody seems to be clamoring to put their deposits inside me anyway
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"In recent history, the Doctor Who actor has repeatedly made headlines thanks to his allyship towards trans and gender non-conforming people – most notably with a subtle gesture during a TV interview that wound up helping to raise £18,000 for the LGBTQ+ youth charity AKT."
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"In recent history, the Doctor Who actor has repeatedly made headlines thanks to his allyship towards trans and gender non-conforming people – most notably with a subtle gesture during a TV interview that wound up helping to raise £18,000 for the LGBTQ+ youth charity AKT."
catching el chupacabra to put it in doggy Halloween costumes
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
catching el chupacabra to put it in doggy Halloween costumes
Sorry, I can't go out in public today. I am too busy being a deer.
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sorry, I can't go out in public today. I am too busy being a deer.
What if they made a kitkat but the wafer was nuts and it was really expensive?
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What if they made a kitkat but the wafer was nuts and it was really expensive?
a comfy chair made of used band-aids and tea bags
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
a comfy chair made of used band-aids and tea bags
reality is sounding more and more like a conspiracy theory
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
reality is sounding more and more like a conspiracy theory
I hope the global north collapses completely
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I hope the global north collapses completely
What if you went hiking in the Rockies only to run into A BUNCH OF COYOTE FURRIES?
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What if you went hiking in the Rockies only to run into A BUNCH OF COYOTE FURRIES?
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WRONG! BAT SWARM!!! 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇
March 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
WRONG! BAT SWARM!!! 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇
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the government shlluod pay you to draw furry porn /gen /srs /unironic /actualpoliticalposition
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
the government shlluod pay you to draw furry porn /gen /srs /unironic /actualpoliticalposition