Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

IT'S ELLEN TIME!

@yotedragon.bsky.social

1.9K followers 1.2K following 19K posts

36 She/They Comanche 18+ Expect extremely weird shitposts!

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · Jul 15

Wait, had to make a really small change, but now it's done

11 6 56

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 15h

*presses triangle*

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 15h

butt two three four
butt two three four
at ease! *flatulence*

Reposted by IT'S ELLEN TIME!

Kobi LaCroix @kobilacroix.bsky.social · 15h

A coyote, a coyote, a coyote, and a coyote walk out of a bar…

1 6

Reposted by IT'S ELLEN TIME!

Millie(let) says FREE PALESTINE @gyro.bsky.social · 1d

When I say "Yinglets are za ideal mammal for creatures who are ozherwise scalies" zhis is what I mean

Intergalactic zoomies @forgie.art · 1d

weh,?

3 27 100

Reposted by IT'S ELLEN TIME!

Shado 🐉 @fluffdrgn.monster · 10d

BEST FORTUNE EVER

A fortune cookie fortune that says "Always be yourself. Unless you can be an animal, then become an animal."

13 960 3K

Reposted by IT'S ELLEN TIME!

Kathleen Cottontail 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🖖🏻🐰 @kathleengmaz.bsky.social · 18h

I feel seen! 😂

Am I a dog or cat person?
Dude, are you an inhale or exhale person?
Just hand me a fluffy creature so I can talk to it in a weird voice.

4 15

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 18h

*throws a fish at a cat fur*

1 6

Reposted by IT'S ELLEN TIME!

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 2d

Did you here about the fish from Tennessee? They were a gill-billy.

1 1 8

Reposted by IT'S ELLEN TIME!

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 2d

A potion that makes you smell like ham

3 1 5

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 18h

it was terrible X3

1 1

Reposted by IT'S ELLEN TIME!

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

Horseradish that turns you into a cow.
What? You were expecting to turn into a horse? Silly!

3 1 6

Reposted by IT'S ELLEN TIME!

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

The kind of voice that never makes it to your ears but just materializes as a potato midair

2 5

Reposted by IT'S ELLEN TIME!

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 19h

evolutionary lineage descended from a shared ancestor with the pillsbury doughboy and the bimbo bear

1 2 12

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 20h

my special talent is identifying the animals the animal crackers are supposed to be

1 2 9

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 21h

A coyote, a coyote, and a coyote walk into a bar and bite the bartender.

8 4 26

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 22h

today's weather will not be cloudy or sunny. today's weather will simply be a giant butt sitting on top of your house.

2 3

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 23h

a sea filled with endless coyote yips

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

D: *eats the bag of Takis whole*

1 1

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

Coyotes are sweet precious angels

1 1

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

coyotes are always innocent! D:

1 1

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

What receipts? *you see torn little bits of paper around my muzzle*

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

0:3

1 2

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

you mean @lafayel.furry.horse ?

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

caveat dentures

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

*steals your takis*

4 6