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Peter Ackroyd opens his history of England in the 19th century: “Cant was the moral cloud which covered the nineteenth century. It was part of the age of respectability.”
I think this about framing all the time.
I think this about framing all the time.
Any teacher who has spent 10+ years acknowledging student wrong answers would be great at cold reading.
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Any teacher who has spent 10+ years acknowledging student wrong answers would be great at cold reading.
I feel like there’s a version of Late Night with the Devil that comes out in 2007 starring Matthew Broderick
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I feel like there’s a version of Late Night with the Devil that comes out in 2007 starring Matthew Broderick
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If you want to test a marriage disagree about a fever
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If you want to test a marriage disagree about a fever
Man what do you even want from Schnoodle?
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Man what do you even want from Schnoodle?
Did we ever figure out what eyes without a face was all about?
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Did we ever figure out what eyes without a face was all about?
Bet it feels nice to be a lazing warthog and have a mob of meerkats scrambling over you, eating your parasites.
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Bet it feels nice to be a lazing warthog and have a mob of meerkats scrambling over you, eating your parasites.
Two year old is pretending her string cheese is earrings
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Two year old is pretending her string cheese is earrings
Sure I panicked and overreacted but does it say about what you did to allow me to?
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sure I panicked and overreacted but does it say about what you did to allow me to?
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
Sometimes you reminisce with your two month old about the cute way they used to say something when their brain was significantly less developed 6 months ago
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sometimes you reminisce with your two month old about the cute way they used to say something when their brain was significantly less developed 6 months ago
Lawn care renewal company called Fescue 911
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Lawn care renewal company called Fescue 911
Someone should write a science fiction story where the surveillance state backfires on those who create it
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Someone should write a science fiction story where the surveillance state backfires on those who create it
My 2 yo will watch three episodes of Bluey and somewhere in there she will say: “they are all dogs” or something like that
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My 2 yo will watch three episodes of Bluey and somewhere in there she will say: “they are all dogs” or something like that
It’s just nice that New York City found their Spanberger
November 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It’s just nice that New York City found their Spanberger
Haunted commute this morning as the grave markers of dead campaigns still pepper the roadside
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Haunted commute this morning as the grave markers of dead campaigns still pepper the roadside
I can’t believe local stations at the gym are safe again.
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I can’t believe local stations at the gym are safe again.
Spanberger should thank Dave Brat
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Spanberger should thank Dave Brat
people don’t yet that Hashmi’s phd dissertation was on William Carlos Williams
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
people don’t yet that Hashmi’s phd dissertation was on William Carlos Williams
Watching Bluey.
“What’s that called”
“That’s a cricket bat. It’s a game they play.“
“and that’s a dog”
“well yeah”
“What’s that called”
“That’s a cricket bat. It’s a game they play.“
“and that’s a dog”
“well yeah”
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Watching Bluey.
“What’s that called”
“That’s a cricket bat. It’s a game they play.“
“and that’s a dog”
“well yeah”
“What’s that called”
“That’s a cricket bat. It’s a game they play.“
“and that’s a dog”
“well yeah”
My cats and dog recognize that my wife and I are larger and more powerful than them but they aren’t scared of us. The two year old absolutely terrifies them. Small, exciting, wild, invulnerable.
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My cats and dog recognize that my wife and I are larger and more powerful than them but they aren’t scared of us. The two year old absolutely terrifies them. Small, exciting, wild, invulnerable.
We’re at the stage where 90000 votes seems like a lot but really it’s almost nothing
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We’re at the stage where 90000 votes seems like a lot but really it’s almost nothing
Angela’s Ashes? Wow spoiler alert
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Angela’s Ashes? Wow spoiler alert
My wife who grew up middle class doesn’t quite know the smell of a cigarette thrown into a toilet in a steamy bathroom
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My wife who grew up middle class doesn’t quite know the smell of a cigarette thrown into a toilet in a steamy bathroom
The H means you should pronounce it ga-host
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The H means you should pronounce it ga-host