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Peter Ackroyd opens his history of England in the 19th century: “Cant was the moral cloud which covered the nineteenth century. It was part of the age of respectability.”

I think this about framing all the time.
It’s to catch the fillings of his bagel sandwich when slip out the back
Sometimes you reminisce with your two month old about the cute way they used to say something when their brain was significantly less developed 6 months ago
Lawn care renewal company called Fescue 911
Same energy as the Sesame Street one
Someone should write a science fiction story where the surveillance state backfires on those who create it
There’s only one place that sells the veggie burgers I like so when I go I buy like 6 boxes.
they’re like the seagulls from Finding Nemo but they’re just saying “Pretext?” “Pretext?”
I got a haircut and after she brushed my hair the barber looked at my ears and said “Oh my I didn’t see all this hair”
Nytimes: we see your mistak! you said bow but we said bow!
My 2 yo will watch three episodes of Bluey and somewhere in there she will say: “they are all dogs” or something like that
Seems like some branded fried chicken might be in order
Virginians always saying why can’t the whole state be more like Greene or Madison!
It’s just nice that New York City found their Spanberger
Haunted commute this morning as the grave markers of dead campaigns still pepper the roadside
I can’t believe local stations at the gym are safe again.
The “we’re not that shit anymore” mandate
people don’t yet that Hashmi’s phd dissertation was on William Carlos Williams
Watching Bluey.

“What’s that called”
“That’s a cricket bat. It’s a game they play.“
“and that’s a dog”
“well yeah”
Mark Herring pulling those write-ins?