yellojkt
yellojkt.bsky.social
yellojkt
@yellojkt.bsky.social
High functioning internet addict since 1992
He sure took his time getting there then because the video I saw showed him casually strolling away from the woman he had just shot and killed.
Newsmax: "ICE agent in hospital after car ramming attack"
January 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
He mispronounced "still".
“Florida, once an American punchline…”

Once?
January 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
He is one of three outside acts booked to the Kennedy Center in January. The other two are Spamalot and Shen Yun.
I’m howling over here!
January 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
We are having an outbreak of Kinseyian Gaffes where the Trumpsters are just saying out loud what they really think.
the dominant predator force
Ogles: "It's important that we have a stake in Greenland, that they are quite frankly a protectorate of the US. They've been in relationship with Denmark - that needs to end. We've spilled more blood protecting Greenland than the Danes... we are the dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere"
January 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
A Kinseyian Gaffe where Miller is confusing Venezuela with Greenland. He has mentally moved on to the next military fiasco.
🤣🤣🤣https://bsky.app/profile/emptywheel.bsky.social/post/3mbtszlmhp227
I mean, the other day Stephen Miller (who may be the same senior official but admittedly there are other possible candidates) said Venezuela was an island.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NiB...
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Karma missed its chance during Covid.
Rooting hard for Father Time
and Karma. 👍🏼
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I could have gone all day without seeing Trump's O-face.
checking in on the president:
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Maybe stairs will do what the electorate won't.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-str...
Trump, 79, Struggles on Air Force One Stairs After Bombshell Health Confession
The aging president descended the steps gingerly, a repeated theme of late.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
It is ALWAYS projection.
I think an under-acknowledged factor in the weird persistence of this is the fact that it is Chud Lore that every website on the internet is full of CSAM.
issuing a correction on my previous post describing Vichy Twitter as "the Nazi App," it is now also "the Nazi And CSAM App"
January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
The 2026 midterms just aren't going to happen, are they?
So, I took Lynn out for Thai food - we have a great place here - and their heat was out. So, dinner by the fire at home! Crispy duck, shrimp and broccoli. (Lily wanted nothing to do with any of it.)
Then we cracked the champagne British Airways gave us. A better night than the President is having.
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Invading Mexico was my top pick for country we invade first above Canada and Greenland before Venezuela was even a gleam in his eye.
Missed this one from November I think www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
January 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Hot take: Champagne only exists because Epernay is a terrible place to grow grapes.
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
If only we had listened when we warned about the dangers of a certain short-fingered vulgarian.
The news coverage every day—exposing our corrupt authoritarian regime that gives only cynical lip service to America’s revolutionary founding principles—reminded me the article we did in Spy in 1989. Kind of prescient. 1/2
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Not taking a side against bigotry is kinda taking the side for it.
are we still performing surprise at nyt sanewashing
This is NYT headline morning after JD’s grotesque hot blast of white supremacist nativism at Turning Point’s hate-fest?!
December 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The media keeps giving bad faith actors the benefit of the doubt. We need to stop taking obvious pretexts at face value.
Open Bluesky to see comments to the effect of ‘well, it might just be an inexperienced head of news because of the failure of the govt to comment’. That is not possible . No matter the level of ‘good faith’. Question is what did the command chain look like?
December 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
That's how I knew my mother had dementia. When I heard the same story for the third time, it was a sign to end the phone call.
On Canadian tv if Trump does a press conference they run about 30 seconds then cut away adding “he’s just repeating things he’s been saying for years” that’s what US tv needs to do. Shut him off. He just rambles.
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The FBI catches terrorists by radicalizing normal people and entrapping them.
It’s generally Bad to Speculate when “feds nab leftists for alarming thing” stuff drops but it is extremely common for people to get coaxed into plottin shit *by* informants paid to produce info.

UCs tend to egg people on and then deescalate away from actual crime. CIs don’t.
“It’s not totally out of the realm of possibilities that this idea was planted or floated by whoever this confidential human source might be.”
December 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A little on the nose that the Nazi Pony is named Aryanne.
the January 6th pipe bomb guy was a brony who faved over 300 pictures of a nazi my little pony character on Derpibooru, the fandom's largest image site.

@derpibooru.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You can't spell Posobiec without P-O-S.
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Racism.

The answer is racism.
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
FIFA has a lot of experience dealing with bribe-hungry autocrats.
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A great argument for Medicare For All
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
When my mother had dementia, she did that a lot too. Just sayin'.
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM