yellojkt
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yellojkt
@yellojkt.bsky.social
High functioning internet addict since 1992
The 2026 midterms just aren't going to happen, are they?
So, I took Lynn out for Thai food - we have a great place here - and their heat was out. So, dinner by the fire at home! Crispy duck, shrimp and broccoli. (Lily wanted nothing to do with any of it.)
Then we cracked the champagne British Airways gave us. A better night than the President is having.
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Invading Mexico was my top pick for country we invade first above Canada and Greenland before Venezuela was even a gleam in his eye.
Missed this one from November I think www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
January 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Hot take: Champagne only exists because Epernay is a terrible place to grow grapes.
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
If only we had listened when we warned about the dangers of a certain short-fingered vulgarian.
The news coverage every day—exposing our corrupt authoritarian regime that gives only cynical lip service to America’s revolutionary founding principles—reminded me the article we did in Spy in 1989. Kind of prescient. 1/2
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Not taking a side against bigotry is kinda taking the side for it.
are we still performing surprise at nyt sanewashing
This is NYT headline morning after JD’s grotesque hot blast of white supremacist nativism at Turning Point’s hate-fest?!
December 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The media keeps giving bad faith actors the benefit of the doubt. We need to stop taking obvious pretexts at face value.
Open Bluesky to see comments to the effect of ‘well, it might just be an inexperienced head of news because of the failure of the govt to comment’. That is not possible . No matter the level of ‘good faith’. Question is what did the command chain look like?
December 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
That's how I knew my mother had dementia. When I heard the same story for the third time, it was a sign to end the phone call.
On Canadian tv if Trump does a press conference they run about 30 seconds then cut away adding “he’s just repeating things he’s been saying for years” that’s what US tv needs to do. Shut him off. He just rambles.
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The FBI catches terrorists by radicalizing normal people and entrapping them.
It’s generally Bad to Speculate when “feds nab leftists for alarming thing” stuff drops but it is extremely common for people to get coaxed into plottin shit *by* informants paid to produce info.

UCs tend to egg people on and then deescalate away from actual crime. CIs don’t.
“It’s not totally out of the realm of possibilities that this idea was planted or floated by whoever this confidential human source might be.”
December 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A little on the nose that the Nazi Pony is named Aryanne.
the January 6th pipe bomb guy was a brony who faved over 300 pictures of a nazi my little pony character on Derpibooru, the fandom's largest image site.

@derpibooru.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You can't spell Posobiec without P-O-S.
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Racism.

The answer is racism.
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
FIFA has a lot of experience dealing with bribe-hungry autocrats.
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A great argument for Medicare For All
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
When my mother had dementia, she did that a lot too. Just sayin'.
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Will we be allowed to sit in the way back without any seatbelts? Because that was fun and not at all unsafe.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We decided our air and water were just a little TOO clean and it was time to dial it back a notch.
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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read a little bit of the pdf and Olivia Nuzzi is the kind of writer Caroline Calloway wants to be
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
RIP to Tom Stoppard, my favorite playwright. I've seen various level of productions of about five of his works, but ironically not Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
Have seen a few people passing around this story by Tom Stoppard from just last year, talking about how he learned he was Jewish and also much about his family history, and it's quite a read. He really knew how to write. www.huntingtontheatre.org/2024/09/11/t...
Tom Stoppard: On Turning Out to be Jewish | Huntington Theatre Company
www.huntingtontheatre.org
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The way Trump keeps repeating his talking points over and over is serious sign of dementia. Just sayin'.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It is ALWAYS projection.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The National Guard is being used as bait for stochastic terrorism. They are being put in highly visible places with no actual duties on purpose. Their unnecessary deployment is evil and despicable.
Alternate take if you are not a Trump toady like Judge Winebox: Performative militarization of a relatively safe city — extremely so around the White House — puts lives unnecessarily at risk. This avoidable tragedy all falls on the administration.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Here's the thing we all knew about Wicked but no one really wanted to acknowledge: All the banger songs are in Act 1, and Act 2 Is just a bunch of ham-fisted setups for gimmicky twist reveals. Its message is anti-fascist though, so it gets a pass from me.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Taco trucks, obviously. Duh.
This job listing is a recession indicator. This is a bonkers responsibility list to end the description with it being an unpaid internship. It says internship at the top (screenshot cut off) but not UNPAID. And that application question? I can't. Be so fr rn.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Proof that behind every sign is a story.
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm going to take that as a "yes, they did."
BREAKING: Prosecutors in the Comey case just told the judge that they’re under orders from the Deputy Attorney Generals’s office not to disclose whether career prosecutors wrote a memo recommending *against* indicting Comey prior to Halligan going to the grand jury.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM