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xzelldx.bsky.social
@xzelldx.bsky.social
There will be nudity.
42 yo Gaymer, Husband, cat dad to many strays in ETX. Still plays FFXI and retro games. 6'4" & 195, partner is 6' and 280.

No minors. Blanks & accounts that share w/o source get blocked eventually. On a quest to follow all the bears.
"someday"
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Jan 20~28th's habit of kicking me in the balls has repeated itself. 4k and no parts until May. Boo.

It's not "feeling abandoned, 1 week to homelessness with no where to go and no idea what to do a week after losing your job"(2009 bad) but I'm not quite sure what to do all the same.
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Refused to come inside yesterday. Currently sleeping next to me in bed.
January 27, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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This is fucking gross
January 24, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Yay. Woohoo. Awesome. I work in Dallas tomorrow and this happens on my way home tonight.

I hope it’s the transmission, it still drives and no metal noises. Gotta put 300 miles on it before Monday when it’ll be 7• outside >.>
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Dad's got the beef. 🥩🍖
January 21, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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imagine if it happens on tv
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Scott Adams - Bi Representation?
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.

www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Had surgery to remove an infected access last week. The scar is gnarly.
January 5, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Being a giant means normal bath tubs are itty bitty.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Chicken Noodle news limits articles now? I'm pretty sure this is a sign of the end times, slop is supposed to be free.
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My hair is getting at the temples. I was not ready for this to happen this fast, thought I had another 3~4 years.
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
*Has a realization*

Bubba the love sponge. If it's not Bill, my bet would be a fellow Florida Man.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"No I won't say who bubba is"
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For some reason today, the fact that throughout my high school years the Republicans made damn sure and well we all knew the President had gotten a blow job...it's worth it now. I *really* wish Ken Starr was alive to see it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Christmas in Hell is gonna be awkward this year.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM