xhammurx 🏳️⚧️
@xhammurx.bsky.social
🔨 She/Her 🔨
Part time wendigo / part time midwest gremlin
Part time wendigo / part time midwest gremlin
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The M on my passport stands for "Ma'am"
December 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The M on my passport stands for "Ma'am"
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Shane post-The Long Game:
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Shane post-The Long Game:
Relatable.
Saviors of Kamigawa week: Overwhelming Intellect is a bad counterspell. However It's a pretty solid draw spell that robs your opponent of a card and some mana while hitting their plan and tempo.
edhrec.com/cards/overwh...
edhrec.com/cards/overwh...
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Relatable.
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im like that movie ratatouille in that if you grab my hair you can control and move me however you want
December 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
im like that movie ratatouille in that if you grab my hair you can control and move me however you want
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35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻
December 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻
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how am I sick, horny, depressed, and dysphoric all at the same time? Pick a lane you ridiculous bitch
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
how am I sick, horny, depressed, and dysphoric all at the same time? Pick a lane you ridiculous bitch
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Merry Christmas, from our family to yours!
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Merry Christmas, from our family to yours!
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she unga on my bunga till i oog
December 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
she unga on my bunga till i oog
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Life is about holding and being held
December 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Life is about holding and being held
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telling my kids this was when you fell from heaven
December 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
telling my kids this was when you fell from heaven
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Hey we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe
December 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Hey we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe
Wife's first date w someone today.
Time to blast the Hitachi and listen to the entire Metric discography.
Time to blast the Hitachi and listen to the entire Metric discography.
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wife's first date w someone today.
Time to blast the Hitachi and listen to the entire Metric discography.
Time to blast the Hitachi and listen to the entire Metric discography.
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Me everyday
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Me everyday
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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a requirement for being my friend is u have to study this video
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
a requirement for being my friend is u have to study this video
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hoes dont get cold, but toes do. put them in your mouth
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
hoes dont get cold, but toes do. put them in your mouth
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can i come over at 3 am and lurk in ur doorway like an ominous shadowy presence and eat ur leftovers
December 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
can i come over at 3 am and lurk in ur doorway like an ominous shadowy presence and eat ur leftovers
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all you had to do was inject the damn hormones cj
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
all you had to do was inject the damn hormones cj