Shabba hanks
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Shabba hanks
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I came here from twitter just like you
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This is confirming my belief that ambitious white women will also sleep with anything 😭
The thing is… old white men love to talk about themselves

You don’t have to sleep with them
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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officially 12 years since the headline"Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA"
December 10, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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"assassin jacket." all your jackets are ass ass in my book
December 6, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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No, he's not joining because thousands of people would dunk on him, like if Sisyphus were a basketball hoop
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
like every person in this cabinet is a behind the bastards podcast alumni lmao.
November 20, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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obsessed with this because putting on a bald cap instead of shaving your head is less like solidarity and more like “this is what you look like to me”
John Stamos wears bald cap in solidarity with his ‘Full House’ co-star Dave Coulier, who recently revealed his cancer diagnosis.
November 19, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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Be sure to block her, encourage others to block her, and deprive her of as much engagement as possible.
November 15, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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it’s pretty funny watching the right, who thrive online off of hate and “triggering the libs”, migrate here because people are abandoning twitter

the online right can’t exist without people to antagonize
November 16, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 12:14 AM
this looks like the anime version of the dog from family guy.
Hachi-kun, is a white Akita dog from Odate City in Akita, Japan.
November 16, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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honestly you have an unprecedented opportunity to do what the government won't bc the supplement trade is totally unregulated:

tell us what's IN those things
Does anybody need millions of dollars worth of supplements?
November 15, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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following someone on bluesky that you don't follow on twitter feels like this
November 15, 2024 at 5:01 AM
The Chinese version of three body problem 三体 is really good and you really should watch it
November 15, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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yeah the thing is like, we built Twitter into something the right wing wanted in the first place lol. the right doesn’t really generate culture, just reacts to it. I think we should starve them of our creative efforts, make something new
I don't think this is like THE end for the platform but it's certainly the beginning of the end for it in terms of relevancy. FB is still around and kicking, many people are still on it, but it is pretty universally regarded as a flop now, it's not somewhere where people generally want to be
November 14, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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pop culture has demonstrated conclusively over the past few years that when you kowtow to the demands of nerds you get absolute garbage that even the nerds themselves don't like, so lol @ this 'vision'
Generative AI isn't just for predatory billionaires, it's also for hack directors who want to be able to exploit women from beyond the grave
variety.com/2023/film/ne...
April 14, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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Holy shit. "Eternal HOA" is wildly accurate.
October 24, 2023 at 5:58 AM
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banning books as a method of enforcing moral puritanism feels so outdated. lady your kid is on tumblr reading about sex acts that would kill Aphrodite
September 28, 2023 at 3:00 PM
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enjoy thursday as much as this pup is enjoying thursday
September 28, 2023 at 3:31 PM
For those of you keeping count, this is the second time America has tried to soft launch aliens and no one cared lmao
July 27, 2023 at 12:13 PM