Xavier Torch
@xaviertorch.bsky.social
I write absolutely delicious erotic fiction, often fantasy, sometimes sci-fi. They often turn out to be slow-burn romance.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch
Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories
Also... Lego.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch
Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories
Also... Lego.
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Xavier Torch
@xaviertorch.bsky.social
· Sep 18
Does it need to be said?
I don't use any AI when I write. The closest I get is a non-intrusive grammar checker.
I don't have anything that rewords my sentences, just checks for bad spelling, double-words and verb-subject agreement.
My goal is to write *my* stories
I don't use any AI when I write. The closest I get is a non-intrusive grammar checker.
I don't have anything that rewords my sentences, just checks for bad spelling, double-words and verb-subject agreement.
My goal is to write *my* stories
Probably this guy.
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Probably this guy.
Once, in my entire relationship with bae, very early on when we weren't well known to be together, this f-boi coworker starting flirting with her.
Obvious from the outside, to me, to my female friends, but not to bae.
I warned her, but I didn't tell her to "stop being friends with him"/1
Obvious from the outside, to me, to my female friends, but not to bae.
I warned her, but I didn't tell her to "stop being friends with him"/1
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Once, in my entire relationship with bae, very early on when we weren't well known to be together, this f-boi coworker starting flirting with her.
Obvious from the outside, to me, to my female friends, but not to bae.
I warned her, but I didn't tell her to "stop being friends with him"/1
Obvious from the outside, to me, to my female friends, but not to bae.
I warned her, but I didn't tell her to "stop being friends with him"/1
Wordle in TWO!
Suck it.
Wordle 1,634 2/6*
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Suck it.
Wordle 1,634 2/6*
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December 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wordle in TWO!
Suck it.
Wordle 1,634 2/6*
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Suck it.
Wordle 1,634 2/6*
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The neat thing he is, OP could be talking about:
- the environment and wildlife
- AI plagiarising art
- your car that can be shut down remotely
- your video game that won't work anymore
- the environment and wildlife
- AI plagiarising art
- your car that can be shut down remotely
- your video game that won't work anymore
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The neat thing he is, OP could be talking about:
- the environment and wildlife
- AI plagiarising art
- your car that can be shut down remotely
- your video game that won't work anymore
- the environment and wildlife
- AI plagiarising art
- your car that can be shut down remotely
- your video game that won't work anymore
The world is full of people who hate to see other people enjoying their lives.
You're buying the wrong car.
Enjoying the wrong movies.
You're too romantic with bae.
Your hobbies suck.
"STOP BEING HAPPY WHEN I'M NOT HAPPY!"
You're buying the wrong car.
Enjoying the wrong movies.
You're too romantic with bae.
Your hobbies suck.
"STOP BEING HAPPY WHEN I'M NOT HAPPY!"
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The world is full of people who hate to see other people enjoying their lives.
You're buying the wrong car.
Enjoying the wrong movies.
You're too romantic with bae.
Your hobbies suck.
"STOP BEING HAPPY WHEN I'M NOT HAPPY!"
You're buying the wrong car.
Enjoying the wrong movies.
You're too romantic with bae.
Your hobbies suck.
"STOP BEING HAPPY WHEN I'M NOT HAPPY!"
She's had enough of your crap for one day.
(Also: hands are very tricky. I just learned that this morning)
(Also: hands are very tricky. I just learned that this morning)
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
She's had enough of your crap for one day.
(Also: hands are very tricky. I just learned that this morning)
(Also: hands are very tricky. I just learned that this morning)
No, seriously.
His name is Conner.
He's head of a college republican group, and he wrote this.
His name is Conner.
He's head of a college republican group, and he wrote this.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
No, seriously.
His name is Conner.
He's head of a college republican group, and he wrote this.
His name is Conner.
He's head of a college republican group, and he wrote this.
Teachers need to be experts, above the level they're teaching.
That's why a Kindergarten teacher can teach everything, but shortly thereafter, you start needing Math Expert Teachers, Music Expert Teachers, and so on.
It's not enough to know the material.
You need expertise beyond that to teach well
That's why a Kindergarten teacher can teach everything, but shortly thereafter, you start needing Math Expert Teachers, Music Expert Teachers, and so on.
It's not enough to know the material.
You need expertise beyond that to teach well
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Teachers need to be experts, above the level they're teaching.
That's why a Kindergarten teacher can teach everything, but shortly thereafter, you start needing Math Expert Teachers, Music Expert Teachers, and so on.
It's not enough to know the material.
You need expertise beyond that to teach well
That's why a Kindergarten teacher can teach everything, but shortly thereafter, you start needing Math Expert Teachers, Music Expert Teachers, and so on.
It's not enough to know the material.
You need expertise beyond that to teach well
The only way to make this more obviously racist is to reduce the price to 3/5 on those holidays.
cool that the official position of the administration appears to be that black people don’t really count as americans
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The only way to make this more obviously racist is to reduce the price to 3/5 on those holidays.
The *tattoo*, even...
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The *tattoo*, even...
Reposted by Xavier Torch
"You were smuggling DRUGS to the U.S.!"
"Are you kidding, it was a THREE HOUR TOUR. We couldn't even reach the U.S. in this thing."
"Are you kidding, it was a THREE HOUR TOUR. We couldn't even reach the U.S. in this thing."
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"You were smuggling DRUGS to the U.S.!"
"Are you kidding, it was a THREE HOUR TOUR. We couldn't even reach the U.S. in this thing."
"Are you kidding, it was a THREE HOUR TOUR. We couldn't even reach the U.S. in this thing."
Reposted by Xavier Torch
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
STAY A WHILE!
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HAAAAAAVE SOME EGGNOG!
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HAAAAAAVE SOME EGGNOG!
#FREEZE64Advent2025
Day 2:
Another visitor…
Sleigh a while…
Sleeeeeigh foreveeer!
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#Commodore64 #C64
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Day 2:
Another visitor…
Sleigh a while…
Sleeeeeigh foreveeer!
FREEZE64.com #Magazine #Zine
#Commodore64 #C64
#PassionForTheCommodore64
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
STAY A WHILE!
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HAAAAAAVE SOME EGGNOG!
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HAAAAAAVE SOME EGGNOG!
I think it's great when these people come out and say what "free speech" they're actually concerned about.
"First the came for 'retard', then they came for 'n*****'. pretty soon I won't be able to say.... etc."
Yeah.
jfc.
At least this way they show us who they really are.
"First the came for 'retard', then they came for 'n*****'. pretty soon I won't be able to say.... etc."
Yeah.
jfc.
At least this way they show us who they really are.
classy stuff at the latest school board meeting in my hometown of Forest Lake, Minnesota (the same town Pete Hegseth is from)
these people are more emboldened than ever to be their absolute worst selves
these people are more emboldened than ever to be their absolute worst selves
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I think it's great when these people come out and say what "free speech" they're actually concerned about.
"First the came for 'retard', then they came for 'n*****'. pretty soon I won't be able to say.... etc."
Yeah.
jfc.
At least this way they show us who they really are.
"First the came for 'retard', then they came for 'n*****'. pretty soon I won't be able to say.... etc."
Yeah.
jfc.
At least this way they show us who they really are.
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I remember pizza pockets as prime Bachelor Food.
At least with calzones, you have a consistent temperature.
Pizza pockets were all, "Haha! You have no idea if the next bite is ice or lava."
At least with calzones, you have a consistent temperature.
Pizza pockets were all, "Haha! You have no idea if the next bite is ice or lava."
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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There's a reason we hate Dolores Umbridge more than Voldemort.
Each of us knew a real "Dolores Umbridge", a person of unreasonable cruelty who mysteriously was placed in a position of authority over children.
(No, she wasn't some overweight, ugly caricature. Her ugly was all in her actions.)
Each of us knew a real "Dolores Umbridge", a person of unreasonable cruelty who mysteriously was placed in a position of authority over children.
(No, she wasn't some overweight, ugly caricature. Her ugly was all in her actions.)
In grade 5, I had an "enrichment" teacher.
She was the worst human being who ever taught.
She loved to lord her authority over us, making us stay after the bell and miss our buses etc.
Thanksgiving weekend, as we left, she assigned us a 500 word essay due Tuesday morning.
F'ing psycho.
She was the worst human being who ever taught.
She loved to lord her authority over us, making us stay after the bell and miss our buses etc.
Thanksgiving weekend, as we left, she assigned us a 500 word essay due Tuesday morning.
F'ing psycho.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There's a reason we hate Dolores Umbridge more than Voldemort.
Each of us knew a real "Dolores Umbridge", a person of unreasonable cruelty who mysteriously was placed in a position of authority over children.
(No, she wasn't some overweight, ugly caricature. Her ugly was all in her actions.)
Each of us knew a real "Dolores Umbridge", a person of unreasonable cruelty who mysteriously was placed in a position of authority over children.
(No, she wasn't some overweight, ugly caricature. Her ugly was all in her actions.)
I understand.
He's living in an Institution Cream world and he's into Green Chicks.
Pretty basic Captain-Pike type problem.
He's living in an Institution Cream world and he's into Green Chicks.
Pretty basic Captain-Pike type problem.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I understand.
He's living in an Institution Cream world and he's into Green Chicks.
Pretty basic Captain-Pike type problem.
He's living in an Institution Cream world and he's into Green Chicks.
Pretty basic Captain-Pike type problem.
That's not "women", dumbass.
That's capitalism.
(It's only "women" to the extent that some women are capitalists.)
That's capitalism.
(It's only "women" to the extent that some women are capitalists.)
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
That's not "women", dumbass.
That's capitalism.
(It's only "women" to the extent that some women are capitalists.)
That's capitalism.
(It's only "women" to the extent that some women are capitalists.)
I don't want to "gatekeep" or anything, but if you're drawing erotic Rosalina art, you gotta have a Luma in the picture.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don't want to "gatekeep" or anything, but if you're drawing erotic Rosalina art, you gotta have a Luma in the picture.
This is how I explained it to my dad b4 he passed away
"What's all this 'trans' stuff they keep getting angry about?"
-- I give him the explanation below--
"What?! You mean trannies!? We had them back in the 70s already. What do I care if you wanna wear a dress? Do whatever you want. Jesus."
"What's all this 'trans' stuff they keep getting angry about?"
-- I give him the explanation below--
"What?! You mean trannies!? We had them back in the 70s already. What do I care if you wanna wear a dress? Do whatever you want. Jesus."
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is how I explained it to my dad b4 he passed away
"What's all this 'trans' stuff they keep getting angry about?"
-- I give him the explanation below--
"What?! You mean trannies!? We had them back in the 70s already. What do I care if you wanna wear a dress? Do whatever you want. Jesus."
"What's all this 'trans' stuff they keep getting angry about?"
-- I give him the explanation below--
"What?! You mean trannies!? We had them back in the 70s already. What do I care if you wanna wear a dress? Do whatever you want. Jesus."
When you somehow get through to your racist uncle...
(but you know it won't last...)
(but you know it won't last...)
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When you somehow get through to your racist uncle...
(but you know it won't last...)
(but you know it won't last...)
It's mostly based on the mood of the person asking.
"Excuse" - I am angry and you're answering my question
"Reason" - I am not angry and you're answering my question
That sounds glib, but every time I've been accused of 'making excuses', it's because the other person is angry about something else.
"Excuse" - I am angry and you're answering my question
"Reason" - I am not angry and you're answering my question
That sounds glib, but every time I've been accused of 'making excuses', it's because the other person is angry about something else.
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It's mostly based on the mood of the person asking.
"Excuse" - I am angry and you're answering my question
"Reason" - I am not angry and you're answering my question
That sounds glib, but every time I've been accused of 'making excuses', it's because the other person is angry about something else.
"Excuse" - I am angry and you're answering my question
"Reason" - I am not angry and you're answering my question
That sounds glib, but every time I've been accused of 'making excuses', it's because the other person is angry about something else.
"stop teaching skepticism"
This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"stop teaching skepticism"
"Pretty Privilege" is a real thing, but it's also a double-edged sword.
You're just trying to do your job, getting extra attention from some men, and getting a lot of petty envy from some women.
www.facebook.com/share/r/17wi...
You're just trying to do your job, getting extra attention from some men, and getting a lot of petty envy from some women.
www.facebook.com/share/r/17wi...
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"Pretty Privilege" is a real thing, but it's also a double-edged sword.
You're just trying to do your job, getting extra attention from some men, and getting a lot of petty envy from some women.
www.facebook.com/share/r/17wi...
You're just trying to do your job, getting extra attention from some men, and getting a lot of petty envy from some women.
www.facebook.com/share/r/17wi...