Xavier Torch
@xaviertorch.bsky.social
I write absolutely delicious erotic fiction, often fantasy, sometimes sci-fi. They often turn out to be slow-burn romance.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch
Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories
Also... Lego.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch
Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories
Also... Lego.
Probably this guy.
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Probably this guy.
Once, in my entire relationship with bae, very early on when we weren't well known to be together, this f-boi coworker starting flirting with her.
Obvious from the outside, to me, to my female friends, but not to bae.
I warned her, but I didn't tell her to "stop being friends with him"/1
Obvious from the outside, to me, to my female friends, but not to bae.
I warned her, but I didn't tell her to "stop being friends with him"/1
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Once, in my entire relationship with bae, very early on when we weren't well known to be together, this f-boi coworker starting flirting with her.
Obvious from the outside, to me, to my female friends, but not to bae.
I warned her, but I didn't tell her to "stop being friends with him"/1
Obvious from the outside, to me, to my female friends, but not to bae.
I warned her, but I didn't tell her to "stop being friends with him"/1
She's had enough of your crap for one day.
(Also: hands are very tricky. I just learned that this morning)
(Also: hands are very tricky. I just learned that this morning)
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
She's had enough of your crap for one day.
(Also: hands are very tricky. I just learned that this morning)
(Also: hands are very tricky. I just learned that this morning)
Is she actually even in that pic?
I mean, you could just deep-fake anyone you want into a picture nowadays.
I mean, you could just deep-fake anyone you want into a picture nowadays.
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Is she actually even in that pic?
I mean, you could just deep-fake anyone you want into a picture nowadays.
I mean, you could just deep-fake anyone you want into a picture nowadays.
No, seriously.
His name is Conner.
He's head of a college republican group, and he wrote this.
His name is Conner.
He's head of a college republican group, and he wrote this.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
No, seriously.
His name is Conner.
He's head of a college republican group, and he wrote this.
His name is Conner.
He's head of a college republican group, and he wrote this.
Teachers need to be experts, above the level they're teaching.
That's why a Kindergarten teacher can teach everything, but shortly thereafter, you start needing Math Expert Teachers, Music Expert Teachers, and so on.
It's not enough to know the material.
You need expertise beyond that to teach well
That's why a Kindergarten teacher can teach everything, but shortly thereafter, you start needing Math Expert Teachers, Music Expert Teachers, and so on.
It's not enough to know the material.
You need expertise beyond that to teach well
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Teachers need to be experts, above the level they're teaching.
That's why a Kindergarten teacher can teach everything, but shortly thereafter, you start needing Math Expert Teachers, Music Expert Teachers, and so on.
It's not enough to know the material.
You need expertise beyond that to teach well
That's why a Kindergarten teacher can teach everything, but shortly thereafter, you start needing Math Expert Teachers, Music Expert Teachers, and so on.
It's not enough to know the material.
You need expertise beyond that to teach well
The *tattoo*, even...
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The *tattoo*, even...
I understand.
He's living in an Institution Cream world and he's into Green Chicks.
Pretty basic Captain-Pike type problem.
He's living in an Institution Cream world and he's into Green Chicks.
Pretty basic Captain-Pike type problem.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I understand.
He's living in an Institution Cream world and he's into Green Chicks.
Pretty basic Captain-Pike type problem.
He's living in an Institution Cream world and he's into Green Chicks.
Pretty basic Captain-Pike type problem.
That's not "women", dumbass.
That's capitalism.
(It's only "women" to the extent that some women are capitalists.)
That's capitalism.
(It's only "women" to the extent that some women are capitalists.)
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
That's not "women", dumbass.
That's capitalism.
(It's only "women" to the extent that some women are capitalists.)
That's capitalism.
(It's only "women" to the extent that some women are capitalists.)
I don't want to "gatekeep" or anything, but if you're drawing erotic Rosalina art, you gotta have a Luma in the picture.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don't want to "gatekeep" or anything, but if you're drawing erotic Rosalina art, you gotta have a Luma in the picture.
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is how I explained it to my dad b4 he passed away
"What's all this 'trans' stuff they keep getting angry about?"
-- I give him the explanation below--
"What?! You mean trannies!? We had them back in the 70s already. What do I care if you wanna wear a dress? Do whatever you want. Jesus."
"What's all this 'trans' stuff they keep getting angry about?"
-- I give him the explanation below--
"What?! You mean trannies!? We had them back in the 70s already. What do I care if you wanna wear a dress? Do whatever you want. Jesus."
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is how I explained it to my dad b4 he passed away
"What's all this 'trans' stuff they keep getting angry about?"
-- I give him the explanation below--
"What?! You mean trannies!? We had them back in the 70s already. What do I care if you wanna wear a dress? Do whatever you want. Jesus."
"What's all this 'trans' stuff they keep getting angry about?"
-- I give him the explanation below--
"What?! You mean trannies!? We had them back in the 70s already. What do I care if you wanna wear a dress? Do whatever you want. Jesus."
When you somehow get through to your racist uncle...
(but you know it won't last...)
(but you know it won't last...)
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When you somehow get through to your racist uncle...
(but you know it won't last...)
(but you know it won't last...)
It's mostly based on the mood of the person asking.
"Excuse" - I am angry and you're answering my question
"Reason" - I am not angry and you're answering my question
That sounds glib, but every time I've been accused of 'making excuses', it's because the other person is angry about something else.
"Excuse" - I am angry and you're answering my question
"Reason" - I am not angry and you're answering my question
That sounds glib, but every time I've been accused of 'making excuses', it's because the other person is angry about something else.
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It's mostly based on the mood of the person asking.
"Excuse" - I am angry and you're answering my question
"Reason" - I am not angry and you're answering my question
That sounds glib, but every time I've been accused of 'making excuses', it's because the other person is angry about something else.
"Excuse" - I am angry and you're answering my question
"Reason" - I am not angry and you're answering my question
That sounds glib, but every time I've been accused of 'making excuses', it's because the other person is angry about something else.
Is this what they're doing?
Admitting to sex offenses to support Trump?
Wish I could help.
I once had a crush on a 17-year-old girl, too, but I was 17 at the time, so y'all are out of luck.
Admitting to sex offenses to support Trump?
Wish I could help.
I once had a crush on a 17-year-old girl, too, but I was 17 at the time, so y'all are out of luck.
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Is this what they're doing?
Admitting to sex offenses to support Trump?
Wish I could help.
I once had a crush on a 17-year-old girl, too, but I was 17 at the time, so y'all are out of luck.
Admitting to sex offenses to support Trump?
Wish I could help.
I once had a crush on a 17-year-old girl, too, but I was 17 at the time, so y'all are out of luck.
www.literotica.com/g/in-the-mou...
Well, at least some people are into my erotic Choose-your-own-adventure story.
Be Wary!
Cure the afflicted!
But don't be seduced by the monsters... until you're ready!
Well, at least some people are into my erotic Choose-your-own-adventure story.
Be Wary!
Cure the afflicted!
But don't be seduced by the monsters... until you're ready!
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
www.literotica.com/g/in-the-mou...
Well, at least some people are into my erotic Choose-your-own-adventure story.
Be Wary!
Cure the afflicted!
But don't be seduced by the monsters... until you're ready!
Well, at least some people are into my erotic Choose-your-own-adventure story.
Be Wary!
Cure the afflicted!
But don't be seduced by the monsters... until you're ready!
See:
Incel Groups
Anti-immigrant groups
Some recreation softball teams
Incel Groups
Anti-immigrant groups
Some recreation softball teams
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
See:
Incel Groups
Anti-immigrant groups
Some recreation softball teams
Incel Groups
Anti-immigrant groups
Some recreation softball teams
"Sexulalize"
It's a kind of seduction technique involving yodeling.
It's a kind of seduction technique involving yodeling.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"Sexulalize"
It's a kind of seduction technique involving yodeling.
It's a kind of seduction technique involving yodeling.
The "wood chipper" in question.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The "wood chipper" in question.
What are you doing, Internet?
Go home.
You're drunk.
Go home.
You're drunk.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What are you doing, Internet?
Go home.
You're drunk.
Go home.
You're drunk.
"Captain, the Sirens are singing about a vintage Ms. Pac-Man Table Top arcade machine!"
Sploosh.
Sploosh.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"Captain, the Sirens are singing about a vintage Ms. Pac-Man Table Top arcade machine!"
Sploosh.
Sploosh.
King: Let the dog cook.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
King: Let the dog cook.
At least we can all tell what floor your mom lives on.
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
At least we can all tell what floor your mom lives on.
Never surrender your dignity because it would inconvenience authority.
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Never surrender your dignity because it would inconvenience authority.