Xander O’Connor
@xanderoconnor.bsky.social
I’m a writer and SAG actor of no repute but my wife and toddler like me so that’s nice. I think you’re pretty neat too, friendo!
acting bio/clips/representation:
https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/866894-2403462
I do swear and such so caveat emptor lol.
acting bio/clips/representation:
https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/866894-2403462
I do swear and such so caveat emptor lol.
Pinned
a new fun lil 90 second video for *both* my friends and my numerous enemies.
the correct thing to do is repost and give it likes on YouTube, obviously. and smash that sub button so my vids can dom you on the regs.
I DESTROYED THE WHITE HOUSE
youtube.com/shorts/i91ZC...
the correct thing to do is repost and give it likes on YouTube, obviously. and smash that sub button so my vids can dom you on the regs.
I DESTROYED THE WHITE HOUSE
youtube.com/shorts/i91ZC...
Reposted by Xander O’Connor
some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
my 5 yo daughter is now 30 mins deep into dying of laughter from trying to sing (without laughing):
"what did you flush down the toilet? your prosthetic kneecaps?!"
to be clear, i had no idea where the fuck she got "prosthetic kneecaps" but now she's saying a classmate told her the term (without
"what did you flush down the toilet? your prosthetic kneecaps?!"
to be clear, i had no idea where the fuck she got "prosthetic kneecaps" but now she's saying a classmate told her the term (without
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
my 5 yo daughter is now 30 mins deep into dying of laughter from trying to sing (without laughing):
"what did you flush down the toilet? your prosthetic kneecaps?!"
to be clear, i had no idea where the fuck she got "prosthetic kneecaps" but now she's saying a classmate told her the term (without
"what did you flush down the toilet? your prosthetic kneecaps?!"
to be clear, i had no idea where the fuck she got "prosthetic kneecaps" but now she's saying a classmate told her the term (without
should’ve gone with “Non-Continental US Airlines”
Alaska & Hawaiian airlines have merged. Alaska have promised to keep them 2 brands but like, 🙄. My theory is the new name of Alaska is “Atmos” which I think is stupid. I think that because it’s the new name of the joint rewards card and also Alaska’s call sign is AS. It sounds like a Greek island.
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
should’ve gone with “Non-Continental US Airlines”
reupping this silly 2 min video I made a while back in which a Rogan-esque bro podcaster expresses his confusion over the Epstein files not being released (although he has a theory!).
love that “Trump and Epstein” is apparently an evergreen topic! love that for them.
love that “Trump and Epstein” is apparently an evergreen topic! love that for them.
new silly video by me just dropped.
in which stupid podcast bro Achilles Washington wonder why Trump hasn’t released the Epstein files:
www.youtube.com/shorts/k1QIn...
in which stupid podcast bro Achilles Washington wonder why Trump hasn’t released the Epstein files:
www.youtube.com/shorts/k1QIn...
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
reupping this silly 2 min video I made a while back in which a Rogan-esque bro podcaster expresses his confusion over the Epstein files not being released (although he has a theory!).
love that “Trump and Epstein” is apparently an evergreen topic! love that for them.
love that “Trump and Epstein” is apparently an evergreen topic! love that for them.
“Winner every time” arcade claw games are dope (esp for a 5 year old).
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“Winner every time” arcade claw games are dope (esp for a 5 year old).
we welcome him to the airfryer cult.
his initiation rite? accidentally burn a frozen pizza.
his initiation rite? accidentally burn a frozen pizza.
realized that there is no redemption from this fallen world and bought an air fryer, because why not
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
we welcome him to the airfryer cult.
his initiation rite? accidentally burn a frozen pizza.
his initiation rite? accidentally burn a frozen pizza.
This article is both a fun read and very not-wrong about the vibe here.
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This article is both a fun read and very not-wrong about the vibe here.
instead of telephone operators, they should be called hold-placers.
blammo fuckin nailed it
blammo fuckin nailed it
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
instead of telephone operators, they should be called hold-placers.
blammo fuckin nailed it
blammo fuckin nailed it
we must end the cyclist of violence
advanced krav maga techniques such as "using your arm to block somebody from stabbing you in the face" or "riding faster"
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
we must end the cyclist of violence
did the gold bar have some kind of historically significant symbol on it
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
did the gold bar have some kind of historically significant symbol on it
cakepop demon hunters send skeet
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
cakepop demon hunters send skeet
HIS JOB IS CABLES
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
HIS JOB IS CABLES
fixed the motion smoothing on the tv over the dentist chair I was in today.
i’m lil Xandy Filmmakermodeseed over here.
but you can call me “hero” for short.
i’m lil Xandy Filmmakermodeseed over here.
but you can call me “hero” for short.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
fixed the motion smoothing on the tv over the dentist chair I was in today.
i’m lil Xandy Filmmakermodeseed over here.
but you can call me “hero” for short.
i’m lil Xandy Filmmakermodeseed over here.
but you can call me “hero” for short.
Prometheus’s Fireproofing Specialists: we’ll steal your flame!
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Prometheus’s Fireproofing Specialists: we’ll steal your flame!
really starting to regret calling my step count app “Pedofile”.
not enough to change it, sure, but in retrospect, something like Ped’r’Est would have been better (since it’s an estimate of your steps based on your watch movement).
not enough to change it, sure, but in retrospect, something like Ped’r’Est would have been better (since it’s an estimate of your steps based on your watch movement).
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
really starting to regret calling my step count app “Pedofile”.
not enough to change it, sure, but in retrospect, something like Ped’r’Est would have been better (since it’s an estimate of your steps based on your watch movement).
not enough to change it, sure, but in retrospect, something like Ped’r’Est would have been better (since it’s an estimate of your steps based on your watch movement).
Apple weather app really shooting its shot with these 100% rain chance predictions.
sounds like *someone* isn’t bothered by the problem of induction.
or the chances of a solar flare destroying the planet etc.
sounds like *someone* isn’t bothered by the problem of induction.
or the chances of a solar flare destroying the planet etc.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Apple weather app really shooting its shot with these 100% rain chance predictions.
sounds like *someone* isn’t bothered by the problem of induction.
or the chances of a solar flare destroying the planet etc.
sounds like *someone* isn’t bothered by the problem of induction.
or the chances of a solar flare destroying the planet etc.
Apple weather app really shooting its shot with these 100% rain chance predictions.
sounds like *someone* isn’t bothered by the problem of induction.
or the chances of a solar flare destroying the planet etc.
sounds like *someone* isn’t bothered by the problem of induction.
or the chances of a solar flare destroying the planet etc.
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Apple weather app really shooting its shot with these 100% rain chance predictions.
sounds like *someone* isn’t bothered by the problem of induction.
or the chances of a solar flare destroying the planet etc.
sounds like *someone* isn’t bothered by the problem of induction.
or the chances of a solar flare destroying the planet etc.
me and my new bestie, a curved mechanical treadmill:
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
me and my new bestie, a curved mechanical treadmill:
you can't fool me; this is clearly some kind of fetish thing.
This world is really broken because what do you mean it took me 34 years to learn about the existence of OCTOBASSES
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
you can't fool me; this is clearly some kind of fetish thing.
these are never not funny.
from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: [email protected]
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
these are never not funny.
Reposted by Xander O’Connor
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
the pope as a young man?
you've got to Holy See it to Holy Believe it.
you've got to Holy See it to Holy Believe it.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
the pope as a young man?
you've got to Holy See it to Holy Believe it.
you've got to Holy See it to Holy Believe it.
i strategically chose to not be famous (AT LEAST SO FAR) just to stay off of the "knew J. Epstein" list.
seeming like a great choice these days, tbh.
seeming like a great choice these days, tbh.
Making a list of famous white guys who didn't know J. Epstein
1) Henry Rollins probably?
2)
1) Henry Rollins probably?
2)
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i strategically chose to not be famous (AT LEAST SO FAR) just to stay off of the "knew J. Epstein" list.
seeming like a great choice these days, tbh.
seeming like a great choice these days, tbh.
tired: this could have been an email
wired: this should have been never uttered aloud, let alone written down
wired: this should have been never uttered aloud, let alone written down
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
tired: this could have been an email
wired: this should have been never uttered aloud, let alone written down
wired: this should have been never uttered aloud, let alone written down
whoa, the hits just keep coming from these Epstein emails!
Early findings indicate that Epstein-Barr Virus may also cause the autoimmune disease lupus
The Virus That Causes Mono May Also Cause Lupus
Early findings indicate that Epstein-Barr Virus may also cause the autoimmune disease lupus
www.scientificamerican.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
whoa, the hits just keep coming from these Epstein emails!