Jordan Helsley
@writeitjordan.bsky.social
Dad & Husband. Experimental Fictionist.
Game Reviewer @ hookedgamers.com.
Determined game dev @ Twilight Mode.
Amateur music artist sometimes.
Tech dweeb grunt, not at all worried about job security.
Game Reviewer @ hookedgamers.com.
Determined game dev @ Twilight Mode.
Amateur music artist sometimes.
Tech dweeb grunt, not at all worried about job security.
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Jordan Helsley
@writeitjordan.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Wow. So many new friends! Did I end up on a list!?!
Hey, I’m Jordan! Mostly a dad and a writer working on his first book. Working on a solo game dev journey in some free time.
I like to learn and be creative more than finish things, I think! But I also love to champion indie art/movies/games et al
Hey, I’m Jordan! Mostly a dad and a writer working on his first book. Working on a solo game dev journey in some free time.
I like to learn and be creative more than finish things, I think! But I also love to champion indie art/movies/games et al
I don't mean to get canceled so late on a Wednesday but Run is definitely one of Uwe Boll's better movies. Legitimately shocked with it.
December 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I don't mean to get canceled so late on a Wednesday but Run is definitely one of Uwe Boll's better movies. Legitimately shocked with it.
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Trump implying that one of his supporters murdered Rob Reiner for criticizing him is really something
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Trump implying that one of his supporters murdered Rob Reiner for criticizing him is really something
I just love that Eminem sounds like Jamie Kennedy's B-Rad in this Hitman DLC.
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I just love that Eminem sounds like Jamie Kennedy's B-Rad in this Hitman DLC.
Today was a day for vanity plates around town. Two notable examples "MTN DEW 2" I'm also very stoked for the sequel to Mountain Dew, and "KOTOR 2", a person I imagine was pretty excited on Thursday. I also wish I was making this up.
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Today was a day for vanity plates around town. Two notable examples "MTN DEW 2" I'm also very stoked for the sequel to Mountain Dew, and "KOTOR 2", a person I imagine was pretty excited on Thursday. I also wish I was making this up.
It's a bit weird that I got the new Yakuza Kiwami 2 version for nothing, just dropped in my steam library, but I have to pay $2 for Kiwami 1.
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It's a bit weird that I got the new Yakuza Kiwami 2 version for nothing, just dropped in my steam library, but I have to pay $2 for Kiwami 1.
I know it's been like 10 minutes but the fact that I can't find out if I've been playing this TankRat game for a year now is really driving me up a wall.
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I know it's been like 10 minutes but the fact that I can't find out if I've been playing this TankRat game for a year now is really driving me up a wall.
I am absolutely shocked that no one is talking about this CalorieMate video game.
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I am absolutely shocked that no one is talking about this CalorieMate video game.
In a Den of Wolves release date isn't announced at the VGAs what am I even doing paying attention to them?
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
In a Den of Wolves release date isn't announced at the VGAs what am I even doing paying attention to them?
Okay so they just WENT FOR IT with this Eminem x Hitman thing.
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Okay so they just WENT FOR IT with this Eminem x Hitman thing.
Look, I know my daughter is only 3, so she has plenty more of these to throw, but the 'ew' look she just threw me, while saying "no, no, no" when I started singing Pink Pony Club to her was a straight up audition for the next generation of Mean Girls, and she is getting that callback.
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Look, I know my daughter is only 3, so she has plenty more of these to throw, but the 'ew' look she just threw me, while saying "no, no, no" when I started singing Pink Pony Club to her was a straight up audition for the next generation of Mean Girls, and she is getting that callback.
A lot of things suck. This really, really sucks. Wreckreation was not some tragedy, and definitely shows promise and passion, despite clear handicaps.
Wreckreation maker Three Fields Entertainment puts whole studio on redundancy notice
"Without the enthusiasm or financial support from our publisher to continue development, we simply cannot sustain the studio in its current form"
www.gamesindustry.biz
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
A lot of things suck. This really, really sucks. Wreckreation was not some tragedy, and definitely shows promise and passion, despite clear handicaps.
I guess I'm just destined to never understand the NFL's "maintain the catch" rule.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I guess I'm just destined to never understand the NFL's "maintain the catch" rule.
Startmenu was a revelation when I heard about it, and while I still haven't engaged I think it offers tremendous value in the space. Rewinder likewise. This just goes to show that so many places and people I love to read and see run on passion alone. I'm happy to help.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Startmenu was a revelation when I heard about it, and while I still haven't engaged I think it offers tremendous value in the space. Rewinder likewise. This just goes to show that so many places and people I love to read and see run on passion alone. I'm happy to help.
NGL, still feeling pretty good about getting a PS5 Pro at launch.
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
NGL, still feeling pretty good about getting a PS5 Pro at launch.
116 I knew it was going to be my year. Now I can coast!
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
116 I knew it was going to be my year. Now I can coast!
whoa. Didn't know @tolkoto.com was in Welcome to Derry.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
whoa. Didn't know @tolkoto.com was in Welcome to Derry.
There's a new Uwe Boll movie and this is not a drill.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There's a new Uwe Boll movie and this is not a drill.
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Coated in the Goat Sauce
@giantbomb.bsky.social
@danryckert.com @grubb.wtf
@janochoa.bsky.social @tolkoto.com
@giantbomb.bsky.social
@danryckert.com @grubb.wtf
@janochoa.bsky.social @tolkoto.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Coated in the Goat Sauce
@giantbomb.bsky.social
@danryckert.com @grubb.wtf
@janochoa.bsky.social @tolkoto.com
@giantbomb.bsky.social
@danryckert.com @grubb.wtf
@janochoa.bsky.social @tolkoto.com
Am I really going to play Vampire Survivors in VR? Yeah. Probably.
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Am I really going to play Vampire Survivors in VR? Yeah. Probably.
lmao NFL officiating is a disgrace. Chatgpt could do better.
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
lmao NFL officiating is a disgrace. Chatgpt could do better.
I still want Wreckreation to grow and become the true Paradise successor it deserves to be, I just don't see how that happens if no one hops on board in its current state.
Wreckreation PC review - "An arcade racer that is scaled back in many ways, and expanded in others." | Hooked Gamers
We played Wreckreation - Tight driving, with good looking crashes, that is unlike contemporary racers, and that's before building tracks and creating bespoke events. Dated design, in many ways, which ...
hookedgamers.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I still want Wreckreation to grow and become the true Paradise successor it deserves to be, I just don't see how that happens if no one hops on board in its current state.
Gamers(TM). Making mountains out if molehills since, idk, forever?
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Gamers(TM). Making mountains out if molehills since, idk, forever?
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#25 Look Outside
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
#25 Look Outside
Who could have seen this coming!?!
BREAKING: GTA 6 has been delayed (again) until November 2026, Rockstar confirms
Grand Theft Auto 6 Delayed Again Until November 2026 - Kotaku
The highly anticipated open world game was set to launch in May 2026
kotaku.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Who could have seen this coming!?!