Captain Benge
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used to play soccer. grey jedi. emily gilmore stan. father to a right-hander |276, 423, 614|
Appalachian, not american.
looking for my HCS section 105 family. #crew96 🍉
Appalachian, not american.
looking for my HCS section 105 family. #crew96 🍉
Yeah? Well. You know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Mauricio Pochettino does not think players and coaches should speak out about World Cup ticket prices.
Story:
sports.yahoo.com/soccer/artic...
Story:
sports.yahoo.com/soccer/artic...
Mauricio Pochettino pushes back on player criticism of World Cup ticket prices
U.S. soccer coach Mauricio Pochettino said Thursday that he does not think players and coaches should speak out about World Cup ticket prices, which have been widely criticized as being unaffordable f...
sports.yahoo.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Yeah? Well. You know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
It feels very weird to not be excited for a world cup at all. 😕
Fox Sports unveils World Cup plans, including:
70 matches on Fox, 34 on FS1.
All round-16 and beyond on Fox.
All three openers for hosts on Fox with expanded pregame, 3-hour pregame for US opener.
June 16 on Fox: France-Senegal, Norway-playoff, Argentina-Algeria.
Spanish rights: Telemundo/Peacock
70 matches on Fox, 34 on FS1.
All round-16 and beyond on Fox.
All three openers for hosts on Fox with expanded pregame, 3-hour pregame for US opener.
June 16 on Fox: France-Senegal, Norway-playoff, Argentina-Algeria.
Spanish rights: Telemundo/Peacock
January 29, 2026 at 3:16 PM
It feels very weird to not be excited for a world cup at all. 😕
The venn diagram for maga supporters v flat earthers is just a circle, right?
January 27, 2026 at 3:54 PM
The venn diagram for maga supporters v flat earthers is just a circle, right?
I love snow. So, extremely jealous of the Columbus family right now.
We have like 1 inch of snow here and now it’s just raining. 🙃
We have like 1 inch of snow here and now it’s just raining. 🙃
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I love snow. So, extremely jealous of the Columbus family right now.
We have like 1 inch of snow here and now it’s just raining. 🙃
We have like 1 inch of snow here and now it’s just raining. 🙃
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Cartoon by Lalo Alcaraz | Andrews McMeel
January 25, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Cartoon by Lalo Alcaraz | Andrews McMeel
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2020: we applaud the nurses helping people
2026: they shoot the nurse for helping people
2026: they shoot the nurse for helping people
January 24, 2026 at 10:34 PM
2020: we applaud the nurses helping people
2026: they shoot the nurse for helping people
2026: they shoot the nurse for helping people
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Imagine thinking it is safe to come to the United States as a foreigner to watch the World Cup
January 24, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Imagine thinking it is safe to come to the United States as a foreigner to watch the World Cup
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WE LOVE CELEBRATING CP23 🫶
January 24, 2026 at 10:13 PM
WE LOVE CELEBRATING CP23 🫶
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i heard we needed more whimsy so i’m here to get the job done
January 22, 2026 at 8:14 PM
i heard we needed more whimsy so i’m here to get the job done
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the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
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My brain is so soccer soaked that I immediately started wondering if Indiana winning the national championship of college football is more of a Manchester City 2012 situation or a Leicester City 2016 situation.
January 20, 2026 at 5:06 PM
My brain is so soccer soaked that I immediately started wondering if Indiana winning the national championship of college football is more of a Manchester City 2012 situation or a Leicester City 2016 situation.
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"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
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NBA game in London. Someone screams “Leave Greenland alone!” during US national anthem. The crowd reacts in support.
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
NBA game in London. Someone screams “Leave Greenland alone!” during US national anthem. The crowd reacts in support.
#Unrivaled may be the only thing keeping me on planet earth at this moment because everything else is just bonkers.
January 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
#Unrivaled may be the only thing keeping me on planet earth at this moment because everything else is just bonkers.
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If anyone has old sport’s trophies 🏆 or medals 🥇 may I suggest sending them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC.
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If anyone has old sport’s trophies 🏆 or medals 🥇 may I suggest sending them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC.
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January 15, 2026 at 7:42 AM
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Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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I've been binge watching this show called Fireplace for weeks now.
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I've been binge watching this show called Fireplace for weeks now.
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From Reggie Cannon on instagram
January 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
From Reggie Cannon on instagram
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Just wanting to join ICE - a club for kidnapping murderers - is a sign you don't belong in society and should probably be deported to an offshore prison.
January 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Just wanting to join ICE - a club for kidnapping murderers - is a sign you don't belong in society and should probably be deported to an offshore prison.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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How was your Xmas?
Yeah not bad… yours?
Yeah not bad.
Yeah not bad… yours?
Yeah not bad.
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
How was your Xmas?
Yeah not bad… yours?
Yeah not bad.
Yeah not bad… yours?
Yeah not bad.
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We can make jokes about the FIFIA Peace Prize but boycotting the World Cup seems like a pretty good start for a lot of countries
January 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
We can make jokes about the FIFIA Peace Prize but boycotting the World Cup seems like a pretty good start for a lot of countries
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Anyone else trudging through the final season of Stranger Things purely for the sake of completism?
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Anyone else trudging through the final season of Stranger Things purely for the sake of completism?