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Wonder Dave
@wonderdave.bsky.social
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Comedian, Writer, Swell Human.
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wonderdave.bsky.social
I am but a humble farmer 😈🤠
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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scalzi.com
If you weren't there you can't know how gripped the US was by "Luke and Laura," I mean, shit, I'd never watched a soap opera episode in my life and yet as a junior high school student I knew all the details, it was wild

www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/a...
Anthony Geary, Luke Spencer on ‘General Hospital,’ Dies at 78
One-half of the ultimate soap supercouple with Genie Francis, he won a record eight Daytime Emmys and starred on the ABC daytime drama over a 40-year span.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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mhcomedyhour.bsky.social
Catch Sarah Guth this Friday Night 8pm at Mental health comedy hour! 🛋️🧠

🎫 www.teamwonderdave.com/mental-healt...
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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calacademy.bsky.social
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
Claude, an American alligator with albinism, lounging on his favorite heated rock.
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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bobmayer.bsky.social
This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm. How it all began.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
wonderdave.bsky.social
The Comedy Stampede is headed to @azucarsf.bsky.social Wednesday Dec 3rd 7pm www.teamwonderdave.com/comedy-stamp...
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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tkingfisher.com
AND supporting your local library is super important! If you actually DO want books to be available to everyone, the library *already exists* and is staffed by the people who are deep in the trenches of fighting censorship! Supporting the library is doing actual good for your community!
jilliandavid.bsky.social Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 19d
TAPS SCREEN

For like the zillionth time: Libraries are FREE for you, but WE still get compensated for our work!!
caradelaney.bsky.social Cara N. Delaney 💖💜💙 @caradelaney.bsky.social · 20d
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.

It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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thundercrat.bsky.social
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
WAYS TO SAY N TO WEED 6 1 1 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 5. You need to go to jail, hempo. My dad told me better, no way. 7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 8 Uhhh... no thanks loser! 9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. Let me think... No way, never. No. You are trash if you toke. - Back off, bucko. You're bad. . I would rather not, okay? 5. Injecting weed is for dummies. 16. I will never do one toke. 26. I was raised right, I won't light. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off! 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 33. That's a death "roach." No. • Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 39. Get off my case, weed stoner. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter! 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 20. I will use my taser on you. 21. What do I look like? A failure? 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 47. You're dumb if you do "dank." 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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hoodslam.bsky.social
Nurse Ratchet takes on pizzaface!

Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are assaulted by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T isnt having it!

And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!

youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
THE FIGHT FOR NORTH SLAMTOWN - EP2// CARNIVAL OF MONSTERS
YouTube video by SlamTown
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
wonderdave.bsky.social
I'm a farmer now.
hoodslam.bsky.social SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · Nov 13
Time ran out and God was summoned.

A fallen angel fought to the death, and a town was born from a wish gone wrong.

A #SlamTown.
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
wonderdave.bsky.social
🎭🎉👻💃😹💥 I love it when you build fast and break me daddy.
brendelbored.bsky.social Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Nov 8
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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safewordscomedy.bsky.social
This Saturday Night 7pm at Beaux in the Castro join us for Castro Comedy Cabaret with headliner Baruch Porras Hernandez @baruchporras.bsky.social

Join us for a night of Comedy, drag and music! Pay what you can and VIP tickets available at www.teamwonderdave.com/ccc
A man in a jacket with arms covered in Fringe and purple, yellow, blue and other colors is in the center of the poster. There is a rainbow colored backdrop. Can you text please Castro comedy Cabaret a comedy forward clear variety show from the careers that brought you Ruckus Revival and safe words comedy. Text in the upper right hand corner reads Baruch Porras Hernandez Sat Nov 8th 7pm The bottom of the coaster has a QR code but it's the web address. Teamwonderdave.com/ccc and the logo for the bar beaux which is a gold logo with white letters.
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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hoodslam.bsky.social
#HALLOWEEN ~ #OAKLAND

Brooke Havok v B3CCA

NO RING - NO RULES - ALL HEART

$25 tix on eventbrite
21+, doors 9:30ish show 10-12ish
@Drakes Dealership
2325 Broadway #Oakland CA
#SlamTown #dontbringyourfnkids #hoodslam

www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c...
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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imleon.link
This is how @hoodslam.bsky.social became SlamTown.
A Hoodslam wrestler in a hamburger helmet with the closed caption of "I am God"
October 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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hoodslam.bsky.social
new show just dropped
OCTOBER 31ST #HALLOWEEN

CARNIVAL OF MONSTERS

Come one, come all
To the greatest town on Earth!

NO RING-NO RULES

$25 tix on eventbrite
www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c...
21+, doors 9:30ish show 10-12ish

Drake's Dealership
2325 Broadway, #Oakland CA
October 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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safewordscomedy.bsky.social
Let's GO Lesbians! Tonight at the SF Eagle 7pm join us for an all Lesbian lineup (plus one drag queen) Featuring Rea Kapur, Micia Mosely, Kat Walker, and headliner Sydney Stigerts! www.safewordscomedy.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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authormglee.bsky.social
New publicity for WHEN THE BAND PLAYED ON, courtesy of this excellent piece on Randy Shilts by KGO ABC News, San Francisco!

youtu.be/M06qJnT0CO8?...
Randy Shilts: Gay San Francisco journalist paved way for others to be out publicly
YouTube video by ABC7 News Bay Area
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
wonderdave.bsky.social
Ok Daniel Lurie. Time to step the fuck up.
October 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
tim burton characters in famous art: thread
Jack and Sally in American Gothic by Grant Wood.
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
arthritis is just early onset rigor mortis.
October 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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safewordscomedy.bsky.social
Tonight at Beaux in the Castro join us for Castro Comedy Cabaret 6pm doors 7pm show with headliner Chey Bell! Pay what you can and VIP tickets available 🌈🌉🤩

www.teamwonderdave.com/castro-comed...
October 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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merriam-webster.com
Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
Elmo in Paris Street: Rainy Day by Gustave Caillebotte.
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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plusgreg.bsky.social
Mountain Dew Code Red is older than ICE, and only one should be abolished.
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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safewordscomedy.bsky.social
Hysteria Comedy Open Mic 🎤 for women and LGBTQ+ folks is tonight 7pm at the SF EAGLE!

6:45 signups. Canadian fit 5 minutes. The show is free. Happy hour drink specials until 8:00 p.m.
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM