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My lifestyle determines my deathstyle. My deathstyle determines my yardsale.

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joelhs.bsky.social
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
From Senator Chris McDaniel: “Lately, some folks have taken to calling ICE “the Gestapo.” It sounds fierce. It feels righteous. But it isn’t true, and it isn’t harmless. The Gestapo was a secret police force. No warrants. No courts. No lawyers. And no appeals. People vanished in the night, not because they broke the law, but because the law no longer meant anything. The knock on the door was the sentence. ICE isn’t that. Not even close. ICE is a public agency enforcing laws passed by elected officials. Its agents file reports. They seek warrants. They lose cases. Judges stop them. Lawyers challenge them. Some detainees go home. That’s not tyranny. That’s bureaucracy, for better and worse. You can hate immigration policy. You can argue enforcement is too harsh, too sloppy, or too broad. You can work to have the law changed if you wish. That’s a republic doing what it’s supposed to do. But when you call ordinary law enforcement “the Gestapo,” you cheapen real evil. You turn history into a slogan and suffering into a metaphor. And once every badge is tyranny, no tyranny is left to recognize. In Mississippi, I was raised to believe words should earn their weight. This one hasn't yet. It throws around the language of dictatorship while living under a system where courts still rule, lawyers still argue, and the government still loses. That difference matters. Because the day enforcement becomes secret, unchecked, and answerable to no one, we won’t need to borrow names from history. We’ll know exactly what we’re dealing with. And we’ll wish we’d kept our words honest.”
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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mattsevits.bsky.social
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
An add for a law firm reads,”Whether you’re in the theater or being questioned by police, MJM Law Office reminds you to stay quiet.”
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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bennyfactor.bsky.social
replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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poisonjr.bsky.social
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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helix.midwestspeedfest.com
Announcing ICE Breaker: A charity speedrun event by myself & @rrlat.bsky.social on Jan 30 - Feb 1 to support Minnesotans in defending from ICE.

Submit runs: oengus.io/marathon/ice...

Volunteer: forms.gle/51HEcBmhUC8X...

Run submissions close Sunday. Volunteer apps have a soft deadline of Saturday
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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It’s my birthday. More importantly, it’s National Basset Hound Day.
Dolly the Basset Hound sleeping on the couch. One ear is covering her eyes.
January 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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seckswrecks.bsky.social
Minneapolis and beyond

Save this link on your phone, it can run offline and doesn't send the pictures anywhere. Use it to scrub the trackable data and blur or block out people's faces and license plates
everestpipkin.github.io/image-scrubb...
Image Scrubber
everestpipkin.github.io
January 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
wolffenstein.com
Introducing the Minnesota monthly tornado siren test due to a national news event
January 7, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com
Attachment issues
Artist Kelly the satirical cartoonist
August 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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englishrestream.bsky.social
The beats are bumping and the feet are flying, so come party with RTAinJapan Winter 2025 as ZELLLOOO presents a showcase of Pump It Up Phoenix twitch.tv/englishrestream
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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englishrestream.bsky.social
Join us for the party. Join us for the jamboree. Join us for the combination Super Mario Party Jamboree Party-Planner Trek Any% run by クマノミ at RTAinJapan Winter 2025. twitch.tv/englishrestream
December 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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englishrestream.bsky.social
Get your bats ready! Not to hit baseballs, but to launch yourself so high, may we find heaven (or creachur). All in kana's Bat to the Heavens 54 Lantern run at RTA in Japan Winter 2025, with English commentary provided by Spirialis & Fell.
www.twitch.tv/englishrestr...
December 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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englishrestream.bsky.social
Studies are very important, even if your entire school year is estimated to last for 9 hours or so... Persona 4 Golden is going strong with ふじくら at the helm for the Hard Golden Route NMG run! twitch.tv/englishrestream
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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englishrestream.bsky.social
Romancing SaGa 2, originally for SFC, ported to mobile, remastered in 2017, and then remade in 3D just last year. This is a run of the 3D remake, Revenge of the Seven, by シュウ (Shu)!
English commentary by denho and desa!
twitch.tv/englishrestr...
December 29, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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englishrestream.bsky.social
Good day Hunters, are you ready for a Wild time? Monster Hunter Wilds is next being run by QuA and English Commentary provided by happybythree
twitch.tv/englishrestr...
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Happy holidays. May y’all be as lazy as Dolly the Basset Hound.
Dolly the Basset Hound laying on the floor.
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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englishrestream.bsky.social
Our restream of RTA in Japan Winter 2025 is LIVE!
Tune in for a week of speedruns to ring in the new year!
twitch.tv/englishrestr...
EnglishRestream - Twitch
[EN] Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe - RTA in Japan Winter 2025 English Restream
twitch.tv
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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bobtimeis808.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Today is Dolly the Basset Hound’s 8th human birthday. She’s getting lots of pets, snugs, scritches, and naps.
Faux fancy dog bowls and chew toys in front of Dolly the Basset Hound Dolly the Basset Hound sleeping
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Speed bump
October 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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buckyisotope.bsky.social
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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She be real lazy today
September 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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How can blob move spots without moving? 🤯
September 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
wolffenstein.com
Kimmel and Colbert have the perfect opportunity to steal Conan and @andyrichter.co’s format then Conan and @andyrichter.co confront them. A week’s worth of a faux feud for the ratings!
September 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM