WOKE JIHAD
@wokejihad.bsky.social
I can be trusted with large amounts of high explosives.
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WOKE JIHAD
@wokejihad.bsky.social
· Mar 11
Totally not @MAOCHUD_ on the other site or anything
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Even now, even through all of this, the rapid responders in Uptown have continued to locate, pursue, and monitor ICE vehicles. They never stop. Heroes one and all
January 24, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Even now, even through all of this, the rapid responders in Uptown have continued to locate, pursue, and monitor ICE vehicles. They never stop. Heroes one and all
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YOU WILL REGRET COMING HERE BEFORE THE END
Trump: "MN is a very corrupt place & the elections are totally corrupt. I feel I won it all 3 times. Nobody has won it since Richard Nixon. It's a rigged state. The Somalians vote as one group even if they're not citizens. They all ought to get the hell out of here. They're bad for our country"
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
YOU WILL REGRET COMING HERE BEFORE THE END
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All I want to do is fight this insanity, there are so many people like me, and it feels like most of the actual elected leaders who are supposed to be channeling this desire to resist are sitting on my head scolding me. PUT US IN THE GAME
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
All I want to do is fight this insanity, there are so many people like me, and it feels like most of the actual elected leaders who are supposed to be channeling this desire to resist are sitting on my head scolding me. PUT US IN THE GAME
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I find it relatively heartening, though, how they came in with “We can kill you at our whim” and have been forced to pivot to “Our widdle agents are so scared :( they’re bleeding internally :( this is just self-defense”
Like say what you will about the Gestapo but they didn’t whine like this
Like say what you will about the Gestapo but they didn’t whine like this
As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
January 17, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I find it relatively heartening, though, how they came in with “We can kill you at our whim” and have been forced to pivot to “Our widdle agents are so scared :( they’re bleeding internally :( this is just self-defense”
Like say what you will about the Gestapo but they didn’t whine like this
Like say what you will about the Gestapo but they didn’t whine like this
you people are actual heroes
We have ~15 separate radio dispatches, one for each neighborhood, and dozens more for the suburbs/Saint Paul. Each dispatch/monitoring channel contains somewhere between 500 and 2000 people. At any given time there are probably a dozen mobile patrols and 100 on-foot observers in each neighborhood.
Does Minneapolis have a radio dispatch set up for the people who are following ICE? That's brilliant.
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 AM
you people are actual heroes
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my personal take tends to be that if you think the rules of the game are unfair and are only going to become even more so over time then it is incumbent on you to change how the game is played at the first available opportunity, which means things like admitting DC, PR, etc; abolishing the EC
good lord its the reverse incoming “Democratic majority“ post-2008
we don’t know what the census will be, nobody thought Ohio would completely slip away or Georgia could become purple 15 years ago!
we don’t know what the census will be, nobody thought Ohio would completely slip away or Georgia could become purple 15 years ago!
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
my personal take tends to be that if you think the rules of the game are unfair and are only going to become even more so over time then it is incumbent on you to change how the game is played at the first available opportunity, which means things like admitting DC, PR, etc; abolishing the EC
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If Travis Kelce gave me one of his SuperBowl rings, it doesn’t mean I won the SuperBowl. Same goes if someone gives you their Nobel Peace Prize or Oscar.
January 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If Travis Kelce gave me one of his SuperBowl rings, it doesn’t mean I won the SuperBowl. Same goes if someone gives you their Nobel Peace Prize or Oscar.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-t...
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-t...
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“It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil somewhere” I mutter as I open a bottle of Jack Daniel’s in full view of all my coworkers and my boss at 9:16 on a Monday morning.
January 16, 2026 at 9:43 AM
“It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil somewhere” I mutter as I open a bottle of Jack Daniel’s in full view of all my coworkers and my boss at 9:16 on a Monday morning.
there's probably a large batch of extremely contaminated milk (covered up with white dye & sugar, yes really) that the dairy industry needs to liquidate *fast* so they decided it's the new fad
cant keep up with the culture war nonsense
thought raw milk was the shit but now it seems to be whole milk???
thought raw milk was the shit but now it seems to be whole milk???
January 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
there's probably a large batch of extremely contaminated milk (covered up with white dye & sugar, yes really) that the dairy industry needs to liquidate *fast* so they decided it's the new fad
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This happened with AMAB/AFAB, with TME/TMA. Hell, in a year, TERFs will probobably be using "epistemicide" to talk about the ways cisgender women's experiences are erased by the very concept of transness. We cannot cede ground to abusers.
As another thing, if you think TERFs won't just aptly co-opt our new languages that we create in order to press at the edges of it til it breaks, you haven't been watching them long enough. Abusers manipulate and abuse.
May 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This happened with AMAB/AFAB, with TME/TMA. Hell, in a year, TERFs will probobably be using "epistemicide" to talk about the ways cisgender women's experiences are erased by the very concept of transness. We cannot cede ground to abusers.
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Some of the CDC's main channels for communicating urgent health information to the public have gone silent.
Diseases are spreading. The CDC isn't warning the public like it was months ago
Some of the CDC's main channels for communicating urgent health information to the public have gone silent.
www.npr.org
May 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Some of the CDC's main channels for communicating urgent health information to the public have gone silent.
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i couldn’t afford my $0.765 monthly loan payment for a burrito, taco bell is taking everything from me
May 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i couldn’t afford my $0.765 monthly loan payment for a burrito, taco bell is taking everything from me
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Gatekeeping transition care is:
-Bad because its stated intent is malicious
-Bad because its outcome is harmful
-Bad because it's completely ineffective for any of its purported benefits
-Bad because it creates the need for trans people to lie to healthcare professionals
-Bad because its stated intent is malicious
-Bad because its outcome is harmful
-Bad because it's completely ineffective for any of its purported benefits
-Bad because it creates the need for trans people to lie to healthcare professionals
Fact of the matter is "hey, I have uncertain feelings about my gender identity I want to discuss with a therapist who can help me make sense of them" and "I would like to change my sex characteristics" are two separate healthcare issues that can and should be provided independent of each other
May 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Gatekeeping transition care is:
-Bad because its stated intent is malicious
-Bad because its outcome is harmful
-Bad because it's completely ineffective for any of its purported benefits
-Bad because it creates the need for trans people to lie to healthcare professionals
-Bad because its stated intent is malicious
-Bad because its outcome is harmful
-Bad because it's completely ineffective for any of its purported benefits
-Bad because it creates the need for trans people to lie to healthcare professionals
donald molested the money and the money went bad
April 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
donald molested the money and the money went bad
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like it or not the US economy getting crashed (with no survivors) by a deranged farcical far-right regime is the best shot we have at history happening again. the MAGA cope about pain being necessary is correct, but not for the reasons they think. now is truly the time of monsters
April 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
like it or not the US economy getting crashed (with no survivors) by a deranged farcical far-right regime is the best shot we have at history happening again. the MAGA cope about pain being necessary is correct, but not for the reasons they think. now is truly the time of monsters
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
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April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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"Video footage isn't shared. It's stored locally."
Which means if you totally destroy one of their cars and they present video footage showing the crime that footage must be fake, since the recorded footage wouldn't have been shared.
Unless they're lying, but that couldn't possibly be true. 😏
Which means if you totally destroy one of their cars and they present video footage showing the crime that footage must be fake, since the recorded footage wouldn't have been shared.
Unless they're lying, but that couldn't possibly be true. 😏
March 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
"Video footage isn't shared. It's stored locally."
Which means if you totally destroy one of their cars and they present video footage showing the crime that footage must be fake, since the recorded footage wouldn't have been shared.
Unless they're lying, but that couldn't possibly be true. 😏
Which means if you totally destroy one of their cars and they present video footage showing the crime that footage must be fake, since the recorded footage wouldn't have been shared.
Unless they're lying, but that couldn't possibly be true. 😏
Elon molested the money and the money went bad
Fed Chair Jerome Powell says that the chance of a recession has increased in the past two months.
March 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Elon molested the money and the money went bad
Communism is the only society which abolishes the social conditions that result in child rape.
Any movement against Communism, therefore, is necessarily pedophilic.
Any movement against Communism, therefore, is necessarily pedophilic.
March 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Communism is the only society which abolishes the social conditions that result in child rape.
Any movement against Communism, therefore, is necessarily pedophilic.
Any movement against Communism, therefore, is necessarily pedophilic.
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It’s not a burning Cybertruck. It’s a Roman candle.
March 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It’s not a burning Cybertruck. It’s a Roman candle.
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some people in this „community“ treat lesbian trans women the way terfs do.
March 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
some people in this „community“ treat lesbian trans women the way terfs do.