Seems legit
GEICO CEO: sales are down. We need a new marketing campaign
Assistant: make the mascot a gecko
CEO: what? A gecko?
Assistant: because gecko sounds like geico. People are dumb and like that sorta thing
CEO: I don't think-
Assistant: also make it Australian or whatever. These idiots love accents
Assistant: make the mascot a gecko
CEO: what? A gecko?
Assistant: because gecko sounds like geico. People are dumb and like that sorta thing
CEO: I don't think-
Assistant: also make it Australian or whatever. These idiots love accents
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Seems legit
Do you know what fascist dictators hate? Populace with guns. That could be the tipping point, when trumper comes after the guns..
April 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Do you know what fascist dictators hate? Populace with guns. That could be the tipping point, when trumper comes after the guns..
When people say I'm fat... it's marbling for tenderness.
March 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
When people say I'm fat... it's marbling for tenderness.
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Harrison, whose plasma contained a rare antibody, rolled up his sleeve 1,173 times from 1954 to 2018. The Australian is credited with helping 2.4 million babies and advancing scientific research.
James Harrison, whose blood donations saved over 2 million babies, has died
Harrison, whose plasma contained a rare antibody, rolled up his sleeve 1,173 times from 1954 to 2018. The Australian is credited with helping 2.4 million babies and advancing scientific research.
www.npr.org
March 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Harrison, whose plasma contained a rare antibody, rolled up his sleeve 1,173 times from 1954 to 2018. The Australian is credited with helping 2.4 million babies and advancing scientific research.
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Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel
January 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel
Do you know what will really "own the right?" When they realise all the guns they hold so dear will have to be used to remove their own president.
February 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Do you know what will really "own the right?" When they realise all the guns they hold so dear will have to be used to remove their own president.
While my heart is broken for the 65ish% of Americans who didn't vote for Trump, and are having to deal with the new presidency and the disaster that is unfolding, it does make me incredibly grateful for compulsory voting in Australia. It isn't perfect, but definitely more representative.
January 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
While my heart is broken for the 65ish% of Americans who didn't vote for Trump, and are having to deal with the new presidency and the disaster that is unfolding, it does make me incredibly grateful for compulsory voting in Australia. It isn't perfect, but definitely more representative.
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“I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers. Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl.” - Rebecca Shaw @theguardian.com
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
“I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers. Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl.” - Rebecca Shaw @theguardian.com
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Sweet dreams, and welcome to Australia, arachnophobes!
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01...
Bigger and deadlier: New funnel-web spider species identified
It is something researchers have suspected for 20 years. Now they know for sure the Newcastle funnel-web is bigger, scarier, and different than the rest.
www.abc.net.au
January 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Sweet dreams, and welcome to Australia, arachnophobes!
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01...
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*Rating the looks of females who won't date him.
January 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
*Rating the looks of females who won't date him.
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You are FREE TO CHOOSE, but ….
January 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You are FREE TO CHOOSE, but ….
Thankfully it is New Year's Day, game on.
January 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Thankfully it is New Year's Day, game on.
Wordle 1,290 1/6
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December 29, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Wordle 1,290 1/6
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First hole
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We were seeing a 98% drop in exposure over on Twitter. The censorship was so extreme we thought it best to start over somewhere else. We chose Bluesky.
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December 20, 2024 at 11:36 PM
We were seeing a 98% drop in exposure over on Twitter. The censorship was so extreme we thought it best to start over somewhere else. We chose Bluesky.
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What is the consensus? Is it Blue-sky (like 2 words) or bluesky (rhymes with brewski or husky)? Asking for me who much prefers the latter.
December 11, 2024 at 10:47 PM
What is the consensus? Is it Blue-sky (like 2 words) or bluesky (rhymes with brewski or husky)? Asking for me who much prefers the latter.
Revisiting Rage against the Machine self titled Album with #1001albumsyoumusthearbeforeyoudie so much quality.
December 6, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Revisiting Rage against the Machine self titled Album with #1001albumsyoumusthearbeforeyoudie so much quality.
I'm ok with Biden pardoning Hunter, if only because I know the Magats will burst a blood vessel getting angry about it.
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 AM
I'm ok with Biden pardoning Hunter, if only because I know the Magats will burst a blood vessel getting angry about it.
Uber surge prices, nothing to do with availability, just rain.
November 29, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Uber surge prices, nothing to do with availability, just rain.
Is it just me, or are y'all just recycling your best bits of shitter?
November 24, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Is it just me, or are y'all just recycling your best bits of shitter?
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