ethan 🔞🤼🏻♂️🫃🏻 | comms open [2/3]
@wizardpregnant.bsky.social
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tags: #art || #bg3nsfw
🔞18+ only!!🔞
💉4.9.19🔪18.1.22
⭐ commissions open: nerdepiccomms.carrd.co ⭐
send me asks: wizardpregnant.straw.page
tags: #art || #bg3nsfw
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bimbles ancunin is canon to me tbh
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
bimbles ancunin is canon to me tbh
"If you see this, QTP with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry."
um. gorgeous freeman. he lives up there now. if i think about it he kinda helped me get my current job
um. gorgeous freeman. he lives up there now. if i think about it he kinda helped me get my current job
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"If you see this, QTP with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry."
um. gorgeous freeman. he lives up there now. if i think about it he kinda helped me get my current job
um. gorgeous freeman. he lives up there now. if i think about it he kinda helped me get my current job
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I don’t usually post my art outside of Tumblr, but for this particular piece I just had to make an exception
#bg3 #bg3art #cadaver #astarion #durgestarion #bloodurge
#bg3 #bg3art #cadaver #astarion #durgestarion #bloodurge
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I don’t usually post my art outside of Tumblr, but for this particular piece I just had to make an exception
#bg3 #bg3art #cadaver #astarion #durgestarion #bloodurge
#bg3 #bg3art #cadaver #astarion #durgestarion #bloodurge
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I'm still half delirious from the fever designing Kim's apartment and all the horny possibilities... the hornibilities popping up in my head at every corner. 35 sqm against Harry's 25 AND with abundant cross ventilation... true luxury. Harry should move there. Be domestic
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm still half delirious from the fever designing Kim's apartment and all the horny possibilities... the hornibilities popping up in my head at every corner. 35 sqm against Harry's 25 AND with abundant cross ventilation... true luxury. Harry should move there. Be domestic
hehe das me
✨CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT✨
Introducing our next contributor, @wizardpregnant.bsky.social! Ethan will be bringing us an NSFW pieces that is for sure bound to blow the hinges off the doorframe 😉
#dateeverything #dateeverythinggame #fanzine
Introducing our next contributor, @wizardpregnant.bsky.social! Ethan will be bringing us an NSFW pieces that is for sure bound to blow the hinges off the doorframe 😉
#dateeverything #dateeverythinggame #fanzine
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
hehe das me
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Robert will take care of everything ❤️
# dispatchyaoi
# dispatchyaoi
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Robert will take care of everything ❤️
# dispatchyaoi
# dispatchyaoi
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cw: piss kink, watersports, omorashi
wip of astarion "pee shy man" ancunin sneaking off for a leak🦇💦
wip of astarion "pee shy man" ancunin sneaking off for a leak🦇💦
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
cw: piss kink, watersports, omorashi
wip of astarion "pee shy man" ancunin sneaking off for a leak🦇💦
wip of astarion "pee shy man" ancunin sneaking off for a leak🦇💦
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
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cw: watersports, pissing, omorashi
you ever try to seduce the leader of your camp to protect you from your vampiric master, but your bladder has other ideas? 🦇💦
(cont'd below)
(uncensored is on p*treon)
[ #bg3 | #astarion | #bg3nsfw | #transastarion ]
you ever try to seduce the leader of your camp to protect you from your vampiric master, but your bladder has other ideas? 🦇💦
(cont'd below)
(uncensored is on p*treon)
[ #bg3 | #astarion | #bg3nsfw | #transastarion ]
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
cw: watersports, pissing, omorashi
you ever try to seduce the leader of your camp to protect you from your vampiric master, but your bladder has other ideas? 🦇💦
(cont'd below)
(uncensored is on p*treon)
[ #bg3 | #astarion | #bg3nsfw | #transastarion ]
you ever try to seduce the leader of your camp to protect you from your vampiric master, but your bladder has other ideas? 🦇💦
(cont'd below)
(uncensored is on p*treon)
[ #bg3 | #astarion | #bg3nsfw | #transastarion ]
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think i forgot to post this here :')
[ #oakweave | #galedekarios | #halsinsilverbough | #halsin | #tpeau | #leather ]
[ #oakweave | #galedekarios | #halsinsilverbough | #halsin | #tpeau | #leather ]
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
think i forgot to post this here :')
[ #oakweave | #galedekarios | #halsinsilverbough | #halsin | #tpeau | #leather ]
[ #oakweave | #galedekarios | #halsinsilverbough | #halsin | #tpeau | #leather ]
flambé is the circuit gay representation we need 🙏🏻 he's huffing video head cleaner in the bathroom and by god he is not sharing
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
flambé is the circuit gay representation we need 🙏🏻 he's huffing video head cleaner in the bathroom and by god he is not sharing
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Merman Gale my beloved 🧜🏼♂️
#GaleDekarios #bg3 #bg3vp
(There isn’t a refit of “Coral Kiss” by Ren for bt2 yet so I made a transparent bt1 dummy and invisible shoes that hide his lower body for this and manually aligned them🫠)
#GaleDekarios #bg3 #bg3vp
(There isn’t a refit of “Coral Kiss” by Ren for bt2 yet so I made a transparent bt1 dummy and invisible shoes that hide his lower body for this and manually aligned them🫠)
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Merman Gale my beloved 🧜🏼♂️
#GaleDekarios #bg3 #bg3vp
(There isn’t a refit of “Coral Kiss” by Ren for bt2 yet so I made a transparent bt1 dummy and invisible shoes that hide his lower body for this and manually aligned them🫠)
#GaleDekarios #bg3 #bg3vp
(There isn’t a refit of “Coral Kiss” by Ren for bt2 yet so I made a transparent bt1 dummy and invisible shoes that hide his lower body for this and manually aligned them🫠)
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August 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Online Safety Act going great, they brought in an urgent care doctor to caution the Brits going cold turkey from porn. She warns of mass insomnia. I wish I were joking.
Porn is not a drug. Masturbation releases the dopamine. Neither is bad. We are in the craziest sex panic of my life.
Porn is not a drug. Masturbation releases the dopamine. Neither is bad. We are in the craziest sex panic of my life.
Adult content age ban causes serious health issue in young men
EXCLUSIVE: An age restriction ban on all adult content has left many without access and a medical expert has revealed that this could be a cause in a serious health issue for young men
www.dailystar.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Online Safety Act going great, they brought in an urgent care doctor to caution the Brits going cold turkey from porn. She warns of mass insomnia. I wish I were joking.
Porn is not a drug. Masturbation releases the dopamine. Neither is bad. We are in the craziest sex panic of my life.
Porn is not a drug. Masturbation releases the dopamine. Neither is bad. We are in the craziest sex panic of my life.
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Tail end of the day <3
Commission of my Temerity
Commission of my Temerity
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Tail end of the day <3
Commission of my Temerity
Commission of my Temerity
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I got a stunning #nsfw commission done by lonicera-edulis 😮💨 trans thorin my beloved ! This is from a scene from my #bagginshield fic Make Sure It Takes
Artist IG: www.instagram.com/lonicera_edu...
Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/69043211
Artist IG: www.instagram.com/lonicera_edu...
Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/69043211
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I got a stunning #nsfw commission done by lonicera-edulis 😮💨 trans thorin my beloved ! This is from a scene from my #bagginshield fic Make Sure It Takes
Artist IG: www.instagram.com/lonicera_edu...
Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/69043211
Artist IG: www.instagram.com/lonicera_edu...
Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/69043211
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November 22, 2023 at 7:23 PM
oakweave
oakweave
oakweave.
sometimes astarion is there too
oakweave
oakweave.
sometimes astarion is there too
Oh gods...I could go on all year with these so I'll try to narrow it down...
-BongleTash (Gortash x Wulbren Bongle)
- GaleTash (Gale x Gortash)
- Agenda (Abdirak x He Who Was)
Others I will obsess over:
- Soup (Abdirak xDonnick)
- Wibbles (Withers x Dribbles)
- Gribbo x Volo
- Barcus x Anyone
-BongleTash (Gortash x Wulbren Bongle)
- GaleTash (Gale x Gortash)
- Agenda (Abdirak x He Who Was)
Others I will obsess over:
- Soup (Abdirak xDonnick)
- Wibbles (Withers x Dribbles)
- Gribbo x Volo
- Barcus x Anyone
Wow! Yall ate that up! So, another #BG3qotd top three non-tav or Durge related ships! Show some love and give me some inspo for new stuff to write!
Mine:
Hellgrove (Zevlor/Halsin)
Steelthunder(Gortash/Rolan)
Hellspawn (Karlach/Astarion)
Honorable mentions:
Keene/Jaheira
Wyll/Astarion
Bloodweave
Mine:
Hellgrove (Zevlor/Halsin)
Steelthunder(Gortash/Rolan)
Hellspawn (Karlach/Astarion)
Honorable mentions:
Keene/Jaheira
Wyll/Astarion
Bloodweave
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
oakweave
oakweave
oakweave.
sometimes astarion is there too
oakweave
oakweave.
sometimes astarion is there too