Ricky Lightning
@wizard-eyes.bsky.social
I love that this goes on wayyyyy longer than you think it's going to
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I love that this goes on wayyyyy longer than you think it's going to
do you think Hillary Clinton watched Trump suck Bill Clinton’s dick or did she not know about it
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
do you think Hillary Clinton watched Trump suck Bill Clinton’s dick or did she not know about it
Posting on bluesky that it’s funny that Trump sucked on Bill Clinton’s dick so a lib can tell me it’s homophobic or something and also you can’t make fun of RFK’s voice.
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Posting on bluesky that it’s funny that Trump sucked on Bill Clinton’s dick so a lib can tell me it’s homophobic or something and also you can’t make fun of RFK’s voice.
Another case of someone getting animal farm'd. Happens to all but the most green-thumbed of croppers with the means to provide the most decadent feed.
The angriest I've ever been is when my pigs corraled me into my own pig zapper and I was subjected to hours of shocks calibrated to be withstood by hearty domesticated hogs. I felt humiliated, bewildered, and hurt, but looking back, I can't blame them for their pig trickery.
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Another case of someone getting animal farm'd. Happens to all but the most green-thumbed of croppers with the means to provide the most decadent feed.
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It's my last night at the low density testicular mass support group. I can't deal with the cringe anymore. Someone got up to read a poem titled "The Wind That Blew My Beans Away" and after, he "accidentally" sat with his package right on a kitchen scale that read 0.5g. Yeah maybe with a 0.4g tare. 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's my last night at the low density testicular mass support group. I can't deal with the cringe anymore. Someone got up to read a poem titled "The Wind That Blew My Beans Away" and after, he "accidentally" sat with his package right on a kitchen scale that read 0.5g. Yeah maybe with a 0.4g tare. 🙄
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holy shit, I was actually able to see the aurora as far south as Houston, check it out
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
holy shit, I was actually able to see the aurora as far south as Houston, check it out
I learned how to be good in bed so girls would pretend to be interested in the youtube videos I show them
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I learned how to be good in bed so girls would pretend to be interested in the youtube videos I show them
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there’s nothing so pure in this world as a girl online who is super horny about a cartoon
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
there’s nothing so pure in this world as a girl online who is super horny about a cartoon
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I bet I could wreck a Hobbit open palm slaps only no knuckles allowed. Just one well placed pop across the rosy cheek, thrown from the shoulder, and Pippin goes spinning to the dirt floor. Knock his fucking lights into The Age That Comes After.
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I bet I could wreck a Hobbit open palm slaps only no knuckles allowed. Just one well placed pop across the rosy cheek, thrown from the shoulder, and Pippin goes spinning to the dirt floor. Knock his fucking lights into The Age That Comes After.
who do you think was the first guy to draw the big cloud of cartoon characters fighting w/ their arms poppin out
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
who do you think was the first guy to draw the big cloud of cartoon characters fighting w/ their arms poppin out
time chops everything. we all become unc in the end.
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
time chops everything. we all become unc in the end.
like it or not, this is what peak male performance looks like
I'm so proud to have raised the most simultaneously terrifying and chill rooster I've ever met.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
like it or not, this is what peak male performance looks like
hello coworker thanks for getting projects done
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
hello coworker thanks for getting projects done
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can we parade dick cheney’s corpse around like in game of thrones or what
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
can we parade dick cheney’s corpse around like in game of thrones or what
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only a tech guy could miss the point this much
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
only a tech guy could miss the point this much
Don’t mind if I do
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Don’t mind if I do
Without saying your age who was your first animated crush
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Without saying your age who was your first animated crush
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I was struck by a sniper's bullet through my panoramic bay window! I staggered backwards crashing through charming stained walnut French doors! Help! Help me! I'm slumped against my playful seafoam accent wall under a cascading heartleaf philodendron! Send help immediately to my secluded manse!
October 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I was struck by a sniper's bullet through my panoramic bay window! I staggered backwards crashing through charming stained walnut French doors! Help! Help me! I'm slumped against my playful seafoam accent wall under a cascading heartleaf philodendron! Send help immediately to my secluded manse!
what the fuck is this thing
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
what the fuck is this thing
farted at the bar then a guy sat right next to me :/
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
farted at the bar then a guy sat right next to me :/
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Wearing sign around my neck that says "Do not take this self-deprecating comment at face value! I am in reality psychotically narcissistic!"
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wearing sign around my neck that says "Do not take this self-deprecating comment at face value! I am in reality psychotically narcissistic!"
big fan of being reluctant while something good is thrust upon me
this isn’t about pegging
this isn’t about pegging
October 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
big fan of being reluctant while something good is thrust upon me
this isn’t about pegging
this isn’t about pegging
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And this is the frame where Kaya should have teched it, after that Hasan would have been open for a strong punish and she could continue that into her neutral combo
October 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
And this is the frame where Kaya should have teched it, after that Hasan would have been open for a strong punish and she could continue that into her neutral combo