Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒
@wittyeti.bsky.social
Read on for mid-level shit posts and mediocre sarcasm.
Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
🇳🇿 Based in Kirikiriroa Aotearoa 🇳🇿
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Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
🇳🇿 Based in Kirikiriroa Aotearoa 🇳🇿
🍉🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️🤍🖤
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One is a piece of shit, the other is a moldy lunch.
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
One is a piece of shit, the other is a moldy lunch.
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one is an unpalatable festering cesspit of no value, and the other is a mouldy school lunch.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
one is an unpalatable festering cesspit of no value, and the other is a mouldy school lunch.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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has labour tried running against national?
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
has labour tried running against national?
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The “debate”.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The “debate”.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
See, if I had the morals of dogshit I'd be a CEO of a state owned enterprise, like an air line, and do the same thing there.
#nzpol
#nzpol
What do these corporations have in common?
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
See, if I had the morals of dogshit I'd be a CEO of a state owned enterprise, like an air line, and do the same thing there.
#nzpol
#nzpol
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Chris Hipkins will not say whether Labour will commit $12.8b to restore pay equity.
Labour leader Chris Hipkins speaks to the Herald ahead of his conference
Chris Hipkins will not say whether Labour will commit $12.8b to restore pay equity. Video / Mark Mitchell
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ignoring the fact this is Uffindell of all assholes, did this idiot realize he's just said the quiet thing out loud?
Calling Te Titiri "anti-govt" is saying that the govt is against Te Titiri.
Not that he'd admit that...
#nzpol
Calling Te Titiri "anti-govt" is saying that the govt is against Te Titiri.
Not that he'd admit that...
#nzpol
Boards Chair here - before our BOT passed a motion affirming our commitment to Te Tiriti, I received emails from parents and teachers urging the board on.
The union never said a word.
Amazing that reaffirming a commitment to Te Tiriti is viewed as "anti-govt" (his words)
The union never said a word.
Amazing that reaffirming a commitment to Te Tiriti is viewed as "anti-govt" (his words)
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ignoring the fact this is Uffindell of all assholes, did this idiot realize he's just said the quiet thing out loud?
Calling Te Titiri "anti-govt" is saying that the govt is against Te Titiri.
Not that he'd admit that...
#nzpol
Calling Te Titiri "anti-govt" is saying that the govt is against Te Titiri.
Not that he'd admit that...
#nzpol
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Winston would love this 🤣😂 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Winston would love this 🤣😂 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
I'd love to get a National voter to explain their thinking behind National campaigning to repeal a law they introduced only a week ago.
I'd also get a more coherent answer from banging my head against a brick wall.
#nzpol
I'd also get a more coherent answer from banging my head against a brick wall.
#nzpol
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I'd love to get a National voter to explain their thinking behind National campaigning to repeal a law they introduced only a week ago.
I'd also get a more coherent answer from banging my head against a brick wall.
#nzpol
I'd also get a more coherent answer from banging my head against a brick wall.
#nzpol
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"We might campaign on repealing the law we just passed" is dumber and more flailingly chaotic than literally ANYTHING on the left (and I'm making the call that that includes losing an MP to kleptomania and the implosion of TPM)
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"We might campaign on repealing the law we just passed" is dumber and more flailingly chaotic than literally ANYTHING on the left (and I'm making the call that that includes losing an MP to kleptomania and the implosion of TPM)
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the state of it, they even took their photographer out to stage a mock photo of them rocking up to a council building like they're heavies collecting rent arrears or some shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
the state of it, they even took their photographer out to stage a mock photo of them rocking up to a council building like they're heavies collecting rent arrears or some shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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"Change is hard, and actually this government was elected to make tough decisions." - Bishop.
Mate, even if I wanted the change, if that was said by the person making the change, I'd change my mind...
#nzpol
Mate, even if I wanted the change, if that was said by the person making the change, I'd change my mind...
#nzpol
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
"Change is hard, and actually this government was elected to make tough decisions." - Bishop.
Mate, even if I wanted the change, if that was said by the person making the change, I'd change my mind...
#nzpol
Mate, even if I wanted the change, if that was said by the person making the change, I'd change my mind...
#nzpol
So, get rid of one thing to replace it the same thing, but worse, with extra steps, and run by people who already have jobs.
Sounds like a typical National policy.
Let me guess, the same people who'd vote for these muppets are the same ones who don't understand regional councils?
#nzpol
Sounds like a typical National policy.
Let me guess, the same people who'd vote for these muppets are the same ones who don't understand regional councils?
#nzpol
No more regional councils - major shake-up of local government announced
The government says it is not a power grab, but about "making local government fit for purpose".
www.rnz.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
So, get rid of one thing to replace it the same thing, but worse, with extra steps, and run by people who already have jobs.
Sounds like a typical National policy.
Let me guess, the same people who'd vote for these muppets are the same ones who don't understand regional councils?
#nzpol
Sounds like a typical National policy.
Let me guess, the same people who'd vote for these muppets are the same ones who don't understand regional councils?
#nzpol
Chris Bishop says he's not plotting to roll Christopher Luxon
Chris Bishop says he's not plotting to roll Christopher Luxon
He's not the only MP who has been asked about a leadership challenge.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Going out on a limb here to suggest that the PM doesn’t understand what it is that regional councils do
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Personally, it's not the fake content that gets me with AI, Photoshop has been a thing for decades.
It's the fact that they straight up stole how much of people's hard work and the only people who seem to still care about that are the ones who got their work stolen.
It's the fact that they straight up stole how much of people's hard work and the only people who seem to still care about that are the ones who got their work stolen.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Personally, it's not the fake content that gets me with AI, Photoshop has been a thing for decades.
It's the fact that they straight up stole how much of people's hard work and the only people who seem to still care about that are the ones who got their work stolen.
It's the fact that they straight up stole how much of people's hard work and the only people who seem to still care about that are the ones who got their work stolen.
The brain is a powerful organ.
It starts working in the mother's womb, and doesn't stop working until you vote for National, ACT, or NZ First.
#nzpol
It starts working in the mother's womb, and doesn't stop working until you vote for National, ACT, or NZ First.
#nzpol
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The brain is a powerful organ.
It starts working in the mother's womb, and doesn't stop working until you vote for National, ACT, or NZ First.
#nzpol
It starts working in the mother's womb, and doesn't stop working until you vote for National, ACT, or NZ First.
#nzpol
I am unstoppable!!
Wait, no.
I am unstable!! Yeah, that's the one.
Wait, no.
I am unstable!! Yeah, that's the one.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I am unstoppable!!
Wait, no.
I am unstable!! Yeah, that's the one.
Wait, no.
I am unstable!! Yeah, that's the one.
Ol' Winnie saying he "doesn't want to play political games" is him playing those bloody games.
This is Winston bloody Peters we're talking about. The guy who started his current party by playing political games with National, that guy doesn't wanna play political games? Right, and I'm rich.
#nzpol
This is Winston bloody Peters we're talking about. The guy who started his current party by playing political games with National, that guy doesn't wanna play political games? Right, and I'm rich.
#nzpol
Labour says the NZ First leader can act right now if he wants to overturn the Regulatory Standards Act. But Peters is a hard no, saying he has no interest in “political games”.
Winston Peters rejects Labour offer to help repeal controversial law
Labour says the NZ First leader can act right now if he wants to overturn the Regulatory Standards Act. But Peters is a hard no, saying he has no interest in “political games”.
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ol' Winnie saying he "doesn't want to play political games" is him playing those bloody games.
This is Winston bloody Peters we're talking about. The guy who started his current party by playing political games with National, that guy doesn't wanna play political games? Right, and I'm rich.
#nzpol
This is Winston bloody Peters we're talking about. The guy who started his current party by playing political games with National, that guy doesn't wanna play political games? Right, and I'm rich.
#nzpol