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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
Muppet an R Rated Movie:
Eyes Wide Kermit
Eyes Wide Kermit
Muppet an R Rated Movie:
The Big Birdowski
The Big Birdowski
Muppet an R Rated Movie:
Sweetums the Barbarian
Sweetums the Barbarian
January 23, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Muppet an R Rated Movie:
Eyes Wide Kermit
Eyes Wide Kermit
The conundrum they're bound to run into is, once all the garbage is eaten and the planet is cleaned up, what will everyone eat?
January 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The conundrum they're bound to run into is, once all the garbage is eaten and the planet is cleaned up, what will everyone eat?
Ruin a band by changing one letter
The Rolling Scones
The Rolling Scones
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Dadfinger
Dadfinger
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Ninja Sax Party (wait no I actually like that more)
Ninja Sax Party (wait no I actually like that more)
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter
The Rolling Scones
The Rolling Scones
Giving Pumpkins a Moderately Stern Talking-to
Diminish a band:
9,999 Maniacs
9,999 Maniacs
Diminish a band:
Sun Wound Moon
Sun Wound Moon
January 12, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Giving Pumpkins a Moderately Stern Talking-to
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
January 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
As it turns out, "Being a moth" is very dishonoring to one's ancestors, as such a low reincarnation indicates grave flaws of character.
Thus, every moth unrelentingly seeks to fly into the flames.
Thus, every moth unrelentingly seeks to fly into the flames.
I have so much respect for moths after learning this.
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
As it turns out, "Being a moth" is very dishonoring to one's ancestors, as such a low reincarnation indicates grave flaws of character.
Thus, every moth unrelentingly seeks to fly into the flames.
Thus, every moth unrelentingly seeks to fly into the flames.
Too many to list comprehensively, but some highlights:
- The Pickle Jar Incident
- The Bowling Ball Incident
- The Car Hood Incident
- The Icicle Incident
- The Sword Incident (yes really)
- The .45 ACP Shell Casing Incident
- The Hot Mains Power Switch Incident
...Somehow, I'm still here, though!
- The Pickle Jar Incident
- The Bowling Ball Incident
- The Car Hood Incident
- The Icicle Incident
- The Sword Incident (yes really)
- The .45 ACP Shell Casing Incident
- The Hot Mains Power Switch Incident
...Somehow, I'm still here, though!
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Too many to list comprehensively, but some highlights:
- The Pickle Jar Incident
- The Bowling Ball Incident
- The Car Hood Incident
- The Icicle Incident
- The Sword Incident (yes really)
- The .45 ACP Shell Casing Incident
- The Hot Mains Power Switch Incident
...Somehow, I'm still here, though!
- The Pickle Jar Incident
- The Bowling Ball Incident
- The Car Hood Incident
- The Icicle Incident
- The Sword Incident (yes really)
- The .45 ACP Shell Casing Incident
- The Hot Mains Power Switch Incident
...Somehow, I'm still here, though!
It also takes the fruit of an entire nutella tree.
The sugar cane is just because nutella fruit tastes truly awful until it's sweetened.
The sugar cane is just because nutella fruit tastes truly awful until it's sweetened.
December 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It also takes the fruit of an entire nutella tree.
The sugar cane is just because nutella fruit tastes truly awful until it's sweetened.
The sugar cane is just because nutella fruit tastes truly awful until it's sweetened.
It was 9.
Which is impressive, because there's only 8 slices to a pizza.
Truly, you can't out-pizza the hut.
Which is impressive, because there's only 8 slices to a pizza.
Truly, you can't out-pizza the hut.
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It was 9.
Which is impressive, because there's only 8 slices to a pizza.
Truly, you can't out-pizza the hut.
Which is impressive, because there's only 8 slices to a pizza.
Truly, you can't out-pizza the hut.
Show me how your 2025 went
December 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Show me how your 2025 went
I don't really have an outfit for the Day it Happens.
Also, maybe I'm just out of touch, but I'm not sure what "it" is.
Ahhh well. If it's really so awesome, I guess I'll know it when I see it, and there probably won't be a strictly enforced dress code anyway.
Also, maybe I'm just out of touch, but I'm not sure what "it" is.
Ahhh well. If it's really so awesome, I guess I'll know it when I see it, and there probably won't be a strictly enforced dress code anyway.
My outfit for the Day It Happens
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I don't really have an outfit for the Day it Happens.
Also, maybe I'm just out of touch, but I'm not sure what "it" is.
Ahhh well. If it's really so awesome, I guess I'll know it when I see it, and there probably won't be a strictly enforced dress code anyway.
Also, maybe I'm just out of touch, but I'm not sure what "it" is.
Ahhh well. If it's really so awesome, I guess I'll know it when I see it, and there probably won't be a strictly enforced dress code anyway.
They tried peyote but the trips lasted too long and it wasn't good optics for the weather person to go on the air still high and in ecstatic communion with the very air itself.
December 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
They tried peyote but the trips lasted too long and it wasn't good optics for the weather person to go on the air still high and in ecstatic communion with the very air itself.
I mean really though that's on Applebee's for not being rigorous in checking IDs. There's plenty of documents you could show that have your birthday on them.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I mean really though that's on Applebee's for not being rigorous in checking IDs. There's plenty of documents you could show that have your birthday on them.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
It's the great quest of the modern era.
And like any great quest, it wouldn't mean much without the stakes being real. 1 in 3 men will die along the way, having never found The One Grill for them, but at least having been ennobled by the journey itself.
It's a Holy Grail thing, you understand.
And like any great quest, it wouldn't mean much without the stakes being real. 1 in 3 men will die along the way, having never found The One Grill for them, but at least having been ennobled by the journey itself.
It's a Holy Grail thing, you understand.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's the great quest of the modern era.
And like any great quest, it wouldn't mean much without the stakes being real. 1 in 3 men will die along the way, having never found The One Grill for them, but at least having been ennobled by the journey itself.
It's a Holy Grail thing, you understand.
And like any great quest, it wouldn't mean much without the stakes being real. 1 in 3 men will die along the way, having never found The One Grill for them, but at least having been ennobled by the journey itself.
It's a Holy Grail thing, you understand.
Use only one piece to convince folks to follow you
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Use only one piece to convince folks to follow you
He was never able to spend it because it was a single $1 million bill and no place he ever tried to shop at was able to break $1 million.
Tragic, really. Except not.
Tragic, really. Except not.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
He was never able to spend it because it was a single $1 million bill and no place he ever tried to shop at was able to break $1 million.
Tragic, really. Except not.
Tragic, really. Except not.
A reporter once asked her why she'd do it.
She just stared with no expression in her hard, piercing eyes, and in the kind of voice so quiet it was terrifying, she said: "He knows what he did."
She just stared with no expression in her hard, piercing eyes, and in the kind of voice so quiet it was terrifying, she said: "He knows what he did."
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A reporter once asked her why she'd do it.
She just stared with no expression in her hard, piercing eyes, and in the kind of voice so quiet it was terrifying, she said: "He knows what he did."
She just stared with no expression in her hard, piercing eyes, and in the kind of voice so quiet it was terrifying, she said: "He knows what he did."
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
One of the members of her Scooby gang was slated to be Willow the Puppy Drowner, but that one REALLY tested badly for some reason.
Don't look up what Giles was supposed to be into before they did big rewrites, btw.
Don't look up what Giles was supposed to be into before they did big rewrites, btw.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
One of the members of her Scooby gang was slated to be Willow the Puppy Drowner, but that one REALLY tested badly for some reason.
Don't look up what Giles was supposed to be into before they did big rewrites, btw.
Don't look up what Giles was supposed to be into before they did big rewrites, btw.
You'd think it would be 300 chestnuts.
But nope. Marshmallows. For some reason. I don't get it, but maybe I don't need to. I've never wanted to eat 300 marshmallows or 300 chestnuts in one sitting. Feels almost suicidal, really.
But nope. Marshmallows. For some reason. I don't get it, but maybe I don't need to. I've never wanted to eat 300 marshmallows or 300 chestnuts in one sitting. Feels almost suicidal, really.
Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of all time.
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You'd think it would be 300 chestnuts.
But nope. Marshmallows. For some reason. I don't get it, but maybe I don't need to. I've never wanted to eat 300 marshmallows or 300 chestnuts in one sitting. Feels almost suicidal, really.
But nope. Marshmallows. For some reason. I don't get it, but maybe I don't need to. I've never wanted to eat 300 marshmallows or 300 chestnuts in one sitting. Feels almost suicidal, really.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Reposted by Winston but without a clever username
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
"I have never wished anyone dead, but there are some obituaries I have read with great interest."
- Some guy who liked obituaries
- Some guy who liked obituaries
I am sick of the nonstop political content on here, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "One Day We Will Wake Up To His Obituary" towel. It's a good apolitical towel that could be referring to anyone. We all didn't immediately think of one specific person when we saw this.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"I have never wished anyone dead, but there are some obituaries I have read with great interest."
- Some guy who liked obituaries
- Some guy who liked obituaries