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Le money est sur la table.
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This is fake duck. It’s lucky it wasn’t named by the people who called fake bacon ‘Facon’.
February 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938

zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Is this politician racist?

See me live on tour!
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Let we never forget the abuse these vile, entitled Billionairs put children through.
October 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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British.
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Comedian goes to Saudi Arabia - and beyond!
October 1, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Thread that makes you feel a lot better about the world + gives you a craving for a fish finger sandwich.
What's your favourite British things? I need a load of iconic stuff and I'm rubbish at patriotism or remembering. Stuff like the Mini or the Queen or the Beatles or Jaffa Cakes or the Hay wain or Big Ben, what are the first (good) things you think of?
September 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”

Nailed it.
September 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Thames Valley Police told @bylinetimes.bsky.social the protest van was taken out of the area for being “at risk” of breaking the Road Traffic Regulations Act, though it’s not clear what part of this act they were referring to. The van was later returned to the activists - and sent away from Windsor
Trump Protest Van Highlighting Epstein Links Was Blocked by Police Within Minutes of Approaching Windsor Castle
Officers drove away the advertising van showing an image of the US President with the convicted paedophile as nearby activists and journalists were questioned
bylinetimes.com
September 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Veet.

Spruced up, Veet for Men
Applied, waited, and removed.
Missed a bit. Burns thrive.

#haiku #veet
September 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him
September 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂
August 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Legitimate Concerns?
July 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Today’s poem in the form of a Hauku:

The concerned citizen

Concerned citizen,
unbelievably was a
xenophobic prick.

#Haiku #Concernedcitizen
August 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Frites

She said I wasn't bad, bit in all honestly she'd prefer a poke of chips.
(Poke is Scotch for a 'bag'. Origin, unknown).
There was no other option.
The bath was run, 5050 vinegar and HP.
Pungent, but endured.
My nightgown was traditional newspaper.
My wooing attempt predictably failed.
August 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
She said she preferred chocolate to me.
(Specifically, CDM, as she's all about the classics.)
I coated my skin in Shea Butter and went on the sunbeds until it became culturally inappropriate.
My nightgown was traditional purple foil.
The wooing experiment predictably failed.

#poetry experiment.
July 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We don’t deserve love.

It's not the be all / end all.

Organic, not false.

#haiku.

Philosophical about life.
July 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Jon Stewart asks: How many gun deaths is too many for the GOP?
June 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
#strongmessagehere

I was at a CIPD exhibition at the Excel last week. When fielding questions all the key note speakers replied with "that's a great question" before answering.

I can't be the only one to notice this unusual trait?
June 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Ahead of Germany’s election, with anti-immigrant sentiment rising, they released viral videos showing life without immigrants.

History proves that when a country starts erasing certain people, it doesn’t end well.
🧵
March 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Feeling about as upbeat as usual:

Embrace the darkness
The majesty of decay
Entropy abounds

Perhaps I should have a muffin.

#haiku
March 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Pure magnificence
In Chaz and Dave's Sideboard Song.
"I don't care" they sing.

#haiku
February 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Has anyone had a hot bath with onions, carrots, celery, bay leaves, etc. to see if their stock is delicious?
January 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Ode to a maggot.

Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat.
Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep.
Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly,
Bird!

Fin.
January 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM