widderslainte
@widderslainte.bsky.social
Hates art, dogs, and never reads.
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widderslainte
@widderslainte.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Well typing into a little box on a screen is better than screaming, right?
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Make sure you leave out a plate of black coffee for David Lynch tonight.
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Make sure you leave out a plate of black coffee for David Lynch tonight.
“the Citizen Kane of shinobi cinema,”
December 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
“the Citizen Kane of shinobi cinema,”
ROEDECKER: Well, it ain't your father's Christmas! Nothing will put you more in the mood for the holidays than a serial-killing Santa!
FRANK: This is not a serial killer. This is a spree killer.
FRANK: This is not a serial killer. This is a spree killer.
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
ROEDECKER: Well, it ain't your father's Christmas! Nothing will put you more in the mood for the holidays than a serial-killing Santa!
FRANK: This is not a serial killer. This is a spree killer.
FRANK: This is not a serial killer. This is a spree killer.
I'm not sure if this is 12 volumes of fiction or 12 volumes of "non-fiction". I kind of want to read it without knowing.
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm not sure if this is 12 volumes of fiction or 12 volumes of "non-fiction". I kind of want to read it without knowing.
Stupid concert trend:
Dead Milkmen
The Sisters of Mercy
David Bowie with Nine Inch Nails
The Pogues
Attrition
Dead Milkmen
The Sisters of Mercy
David Bowie with Nine Inch Nails
The Pogues
Attrition
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Stupid concert trend:
Dead Milkmen
The Sisters of Mercy
David Bowie with Nine Inch Nails
The Pogues
Attrition
Dead Milkmen
The Sisters of Mercy
David Bowie with Nine Inch Nails
The Pogues
Attrition
Probably just row on out to the middle of a lake. Bring along my sax, some tequila, and some Bach.
if you had only one day left on earth, what would you do? would you waste it or would you make sure to tell me the location of your safe and its combination?
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Probably just row on out to the middle of a lake. Bring along my sax, some tequila, and some Bach.
Looking at Black Friday sales at 2 AM muttering to myself about ethical consumption
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Looking at Black Friday sales at 2 AM muttering to myself about ethical consumption
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John Wick 5 should just be the story of the Baba Yaga, with no gunplay or martial arts, but with Keanu Reeves playing a gender fluid Baba Yaga living in the chicken legged house, flying around medieval Russia in a magical pestle and mortar, with no explanation or any connection to the other films.
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
John Wick 5 should just be the story of the Baba Yaga, with no gunplay or martial arts, but with Keanu Reeves playing a gender fluid Baba Yaga living in the chicken legged house, flying around medieval Russia in a magical pestle and mortar, with no explanation or any connection to the other films.
"Danzig's violent music and use of Satanic imagery conflicted with the corporate image projected by Disney, the parent company of Danzig's new record label, Hollywood Records."
October 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
"Danzig's violent music and use of Satanic imagery conflicted with the corporate image projected by Disney, the parent company of Danzig's new record label, Hollywood Records."
Walmart had nothing I came for (not surprised), but I got to hear the (objectively) worst Cure song (surprised)
October 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Walmart had nothing I came for (not surprised), but I got to hear the (objectively) worst Cure song (surprised)
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Crom laughs from his mountain
September 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Crom laughs from his mountain
Maybe it's the cough syrup talking, but I want a buddy cop series starring Christoph Waltz and Mads Mikkelsen, solving crimes around Europe, tasting local dishes, and getting called "loose cannons" by their boss, Werner Herzog
September 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Maybe it's the cough syrup talking, but I want a buddy cop series starring Christoph Waltz and Mads Mikkelsen, solving crimes around Europe, tasting local dishes, and getting called "loose cannons" by their boss, Werner Herzog
Gonna start a GoFundMe for a party mausoleum
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gonna start a GoFundMe for a party mausoleum
Going to start using "see you in Valhalla" casually: at the end of work meetings, when I go out to buy groceries, when I flush the toilet. It's an all-purpose phrase.
September 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Going to start using "see you in Valhalla" casually: at the end of work meetings, when I go out to buy groceries, when I flush the toilet. It's an all-purpose phrase.
We're like a week away from RFK Jr telling us the benefits of drinking our own piss.
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
We're like a week away from RFK Jr telling us the benefits of drinking our own piss.
More AI mistakes
September 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
More AI mistakes
Trust the Dead Milkmen, not AI
August 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Trust the Dead Milkmen, not AI
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Never let anyone tell you that you're not qualified to operate heavy industrial machinery
August 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Never let anyone tell you that you're not qualified to operate heavy industrial machinery
Two music legends in one week.
July 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Two music legends in one week.
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Pisces: Don’t forget the importance of self-care. Take the time to cook a healthy meal at home or relax with a glass of wine or build a ladder to the heavens and fight a god. You do you.
July 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Pisces: Don’t forget the importance of self-care. Take the time to cook a healthy meal at home or relax with a glass of wine or build a ladder to the heavens and fight a god. You do you.
JD Vance sounds like some guy from an injury settlement commercial you'd see when you're home sick from school
July 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
JD Vance sounds like some guy from an injury settlement commercial you'd see when you're home sick from school
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Relatedly, if you haven't been in an archives you have no idea just how much historical material is not online, not even a digital record of it. An LLM cannot research data it doesn't have. It can't even extrapolate where to find that material.
June 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Relatedly, if you haven't been in an archives you have no idea just how much historical material is not online, not even a digital record of it. An LLM cannot research data it doesn't have. It can't even extrapolate where to find that material.
Parades are dumb.
June 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Parades are dumb.