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leftist working in ai
bro. she'll be so impressed bro. bro look at me
Jodie Foster, Robert De Niro “TAXI DRIVER” (1976) dir. Martin Scorsese

🎬 Columbia Pictures
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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You have to understand what pieces like this from the NYT are and are not.

They are not an honest assessment of the state of politics today.

They are a negotiation tactic—an effort by a calcified, right-leaning legacy institution to steer the discourse in a direction more palatable to elites.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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please do not allow this shooting to unfairly color your opinion of people who text like they're writing a letter home from the civil war
September 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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This is George. He is thrilled with his new home. He is so happy.
August 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
when gavin newsom personally trashes a homeless person's tent their life spirals out of what limited control they had over it (in an epic way)
When Gavin Newsom enters a room, the thermostat sets itself to 72, the Wi-Fi gets faster, and the MAGA hats burst into flames.
August 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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this literally happened already and there’s a state department cable about a diplomatic arrangement to prove it!
August 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
why are those bike locks called kryptonite is superman out here stealing bikes
July 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
June 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Very cool project, I have a roaring fire and a quiet rainstorm in the background going right now
June 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success
June 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Making a big show of arguing with my gf when she says the dog needs a bath so he doesn't realize I'm controlled opposition
June 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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"I Know What You Did Last Summer" is the most distinctly American horror premise, "what if there were consequences for running a pedestrian over"
June 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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How Couples Argue Today:

Wife: cool how theres 29 category theory packages on hackage in 2025 and none of them let me make http requests. Normal World

Husband: wow its almost like those are foundational packages and arent meant to make http requests????????? but ok go off
June 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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restaurants should have a menu option called “the rat” that lets you scurry around and eat leftovers ppl wont finish. the waiter could ask guests if they’d like a box or if they’d like to send it “to the rat”
May 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i feel like google's ai is the weakest, i see shit like this every time i search
May 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
it says an awful lot about kristi noem that i had entirely forgotten the dog thing
May 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
being a piece in a chess puzzle must feel like being in final destination
May 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
who up donating they constantine
May 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
me and who
May 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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WHAT TO DO IF ICE COMES KNOCKING
1) REMEMBER YOU HAVE RIGHTS
2) ICE CAN AND WILL LIE TO YOU
3) THEY CANNOT ENTER WITHOUT A WARRANT SIGNED BY A JUDGE
4) THEY WILL USUALLY NOT HAVE A WARRANT SIGNED BY A JUDGE AND WILL OFTEN LIE AND SAY THEY HAVE ONE. ASK TO SEE IT BEFORE THEY ENTER
March 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
do skunks have some sort of fear/anger-based orgasm or something when they spray you

like what is the subjective experience of the skunk in between "this fucker needs to be sprayed" and "all sprayed out"
May 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This is fucking wild, on the level of lysenkoism.
May 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM