oh I already have a whole wing reserved in hell

hahahahah right? I have already prepared myself for a panic call from my aunt sometime over the next couple of days 😂😂

I’m gonna be finding glitter for days!

I’ll still glitter everything tomorrow, but in the end the gravy and cranberry sauce are likely to be the shimmering stars

For the green bean casserole I used green glitter and once again it just kind of disappeared into the mix, but then I remembered I had gold dust spray I got for cookies last year and I sprayed it all over the top. Voilà, lots of shimmer

Behold my beautiful buns

There is glitter in the dough, mixed in with the herbs, and in the egg wash. Can barely see any of it! So the lesson I’m learning here is the glitter works a lot better in liquids unless you add like the entire container

I….don’t think that’s any better

So M had never heard the term craft herpes before and also it turns out to be the one phrase that grosses him out lmao

Worth it

I do think that this is all going to be much more subtle than I’d like which I am going to solve by having all the glitter on the table like salt and pepper shakers so we can all sparkle to our hearts content

Next up is the sweet potato casserole and this one is much harder to see the shine - I used a ton of orange glitter. We’ll see how it looks when it’s served, but I wasn’t satisfied so I sprinkled a bunch of gold on the topping. It’s very hard to get a good photo of the glitter!

lmfaoooooo

UGH

Most of the glitter will be tomorrow, but it’s happening

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I feel very comfortable judging that specifically

Should’ve differentiated between the adult trad converts and the normies but you get the gist

Definitely the reason our pre-Cana had a whole hour begging people to do natural family planning rather than birth control is because everyone is listening to the pope regarding birth control

Can I interest you in a forearm and hand