Whit EM
@whittyrem.bsky.social
“Madam Facilitator” I like cooking, travel, history, ridiculously large brooches, old buildings, romance novels, baseball, and cats (she/her)
Go Phils
Go Phils
My edible glitter has arrived and while I intended it to go into drinks I’ve just realized I could make all of the thanksgiving meal with glitter
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My edible glitter has arrived and while I intended it to go into drinks I’ve just realized I could make all of the thanksgiving meal with glitter
Today in texts from my aunt she’s sending me pictures from my baptism making a face that I definitely still do in meetings
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Today in texts from my aunt she’s sending me pictures from my baptism making a face that I definitely still do in meetings
Area cat is wondering why I’m not in my office yet because she doesn’t understand emails from bed
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Area cat is wondering why I’m not in my office yet because she doesn’t understand emails from bed
A bald eagle just landed on a tree outside our living room
Go Birds
Go Birds
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A bald eagle just landed on a tree outside our living room
Go Birds
Go Birds
Three is a magic number
Yes, it is, it's a magic number
Somewhere in the ancient mystic trinity
You get three as a magic number
The past and the present and the future
The faith and hope and charity
The heart and the brain and the body
Give you three as a magic number
Yes, it is, it's a magic number
Somewhere in the ancient mystic trinity
You get three as a magic number
The past and the present and the future
The faith and hope and charity
The heart and the brain and the body
Give you three as a magic number
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Three is a magic number
Yes, it is, it's a magic number
Somewhere in the ancient mystic trinity
You get three as a magic number
The past and the present and the future
The faith and hope and charity
The heart and the brain and the body
Give you three as a magic number
Yes, it is, it's a magic number
Somewhere in the ancient mystic trinity
You get three as a magic number
The past and the present and the future
The faith and hope and charity
The heart and the brain and the body
Give you three as a magic number
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Me: I don’t like to believe in ghosts because it freaks me out that dead people I knew might be watching me
Also me: Geology aside this is obviously a giant’s broken play thing and now fairies live under it
Also me: Geology aside this is obviously a giant’s broken play thing and now fairies live under it
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Me: I don’t like to believe in ghosts because it freaks me out that dead people I knew might be watching me
Also me: Geology aside this is obviously a giant’s broken play thing and now fairies live under it
Also me: Geology aside this is obviously a giant’s broken play thing and now fairies live under it
QR codes on menus: absolutely tf not
QR codes on nature trails: oh hell yeah give me more
QR codes on nature trails: oh hell yeah give me more
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
QR codes on menus: absolutely tf not
QR codes on nature trails: oh hell yeah give me more
QR codes on nature trails: oh hell yeah give me more
No calls yet today with my aunt but there have been texts
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
No calls yet today with my aunt but there have been texts
These are…A Big Problem
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
These are…A Big Problem
As long as we’re handing out Michelin stars we should give one to Anthony’s in malvern
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
As long as we’re handing out Michelin stars we should give one to Anthony’s in malvern
Area cat trying to decide if my lap will do since her preferred human is not currently sitting
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Area cat trying to decide if my lap will do since her preferred human is not currently sitting
One of my colleagues assembled these plus a separate board for the meats so the pork could be kept separate for our worksgiving today because she “can’t cook so this is my holiday thing” so guess who got invited to all the holidays at my house
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
One of my colleagues assembled these plus a separate board for the meats so the pork could be kept separate for our worksgiving today because she “can’t cook so this is my holiday thing” so guess who got invited to all the holidays at my house
I’m not saying I bought this only because of the unexpected Tom Morello blurb but it was definitely a factor
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’m not saying I bought this only because of the unexpected Tom Morello blurb but it was definitely a factor
This is Fable- she guards the little bookstore in Honesdale and she is prepared to lay you out if there are any shenanigans
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is Fable- she guards the little bookstore in Honesdale and she is prepared to lay you out if there are any shenanigans
This is how my aunt leaves the sheets after a visit. Meanwhile my sheets are not even folded this nicely when they are clean
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This is how my aunt leaves the sheets after a visit. Meanwhile my sheets are not even folded this nicely when they are clean
My aunt and I decorated one of my trees this weekend and she’s decided the Mari Lwyd ornament is terrifying so every time I turn my back she takes it off the tree
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My aunt and I decorated one of my trees this weekend and she’s decided the Mari Lwyd ornament is terrifying so every time I turn my back she takes it off the tree
My aunt has me out shopping as per usual and dammit also as per usual I have found ridiculous things that I totally need. She’s a terrible influence
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My aunt has me out shopping as per usual and dammit also as per usual I have found ridiculous things that I totally need. She’s a terrible influence
It’s the 10th anniversary of Seshat’s gotcha day which I am celebrating the same way I do every day with her which is by ordering her to live to 50
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It’s the 10th anniversary of Seshat’s gotcha day which I am celebrating the same way I do every day with her which is by ordering her to live to 50
Bucks County PA -photo on the left was when we got locked out, photo on the right just now. Can only see it though the camera here and I thought I was maybe making it up earlier, but it’s definitely there!
Don’t know why you can see it through the camera but not naked eye I assume magic
Don’t know why you can see it through the camera but not naked eye I assume magic
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Bucks County PA -photo on the left was when we got locked out, photo on the right just now. Can only see it though the camera here and I thought I was maybe making it up earlier, but it’s definitely there!
Don’t know why you can see it through the camera but not naked eye I assume magic
Don’t know why you can see it through the camera but not naked eye I assume magic
It’s name is Cheese btw
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s name is Cheese btw
Was going to make a poster tonight but this inspired me to try my hand at a zine
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Was going to make a poster tonight but this inspired me to try my hand at a zine
Last time this happened to me was when one person called me madam facilitator in a meeting and their colleague called later to apologize and I said not only did I not mind I want it on a mug. So they sent me this, which is perfect because it’s funny AND below the reportable gift $ so no paperwork
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Last time this happened to me was when one person called me madam facilitator in a meeting and their colleague called later to apologize and I said not only did I not mind I want it on a mug. So they sent me this, which is perfect because it’s funny AND below the reportable gift $ so no paperwork
