Big Tofu
@whitebroccoli.bsky.social
I don’t clap when the plane lands. I’m too busy clapping for women
February 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I don’t clap when the plane lands. I’m too busy clapping for women
There’s nothing better than telling a foul wench to unhand you
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
There’s nothing better than telling a foul wench to unhand you
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
this is what I meant btw
February 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
this is what I meant btw
The only “bad bunny” I care about
February 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The only “bad bunny” I care about
Went monkey mode yesterday. I don’t feel too good today but it was worth it
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Went monkey mode yesterday. I don’t feel too good today but it was worth it
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
Starting a letterboxd for movies that are terrible but I’ve watched several times because my wife loves them for some reason. First movie: the love guru
January 26, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Starting a letterboxd for movies that are terrible but I’ve watched several times because my wife loves them for some reason. First movie: the love guru
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it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 PM
it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan
One day the younger generation will have to reckon with the fact that using phrases like “the math ain’t mathing” is no different than saying something like “bazinga”
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
One day the younger generation will have to reckon with the fact that using phrases like “the math ain’t mathing” is no different than saying something like “bazinga”
If you don’t like eating cold spaghetti you should fucking kill yourself
December 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you don’t like eating cold spaghetti you should fucking kill yourself
a baked potato - god's perfect food
December 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
a baked potato - god's perfect food
Shrimp Paul McCartney: shrimply having a wonderful Christmastime
evil Paul McCartney: simply having a HORRIBLE Christmastime
December 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Shrimp Paul McCartney: shrimply having a wonderful Christmastime
Ooh girl, smoke me like a banana peel
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ooh girl, smoke me like a banana peel
Cockupy Ballstreet
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Cockupy Ballstreet
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My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
This having no likes is why I’ll never forgive Elon for what he did to Twitter. On here I’m talking into the void, but if I posted this on my Twitter back in the day I’d get 4 likes
Unc actually stands for unconditional love
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This having no likes is why I’ll never forgive Elon for what he did to Twitter. On here I’m talking into the void, but if I posted this on my Twitter back in the day I’d get 4 likes
Unc actually stands for unconditional love
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Unc actually stands for unconditional love
If I see one more commercial for skyrizi I’m killing myself
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If I see one more commercial for skyrizi I’m killing myself
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Trump officials reveal plan to roll back regulations in Endangered Species Act
Trump officials reveal plan to roll back regulations in Endangered Species Act
Experts fear plan, one of many attempts Trump’s made to dismantle wildlife protection, will speed up extinction crisis
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Trump officials reveal plan to roll back regulations in Endangered Species Act
It would be way cooler if psychedelics gave you an actual third eye. Very useful for spotting predators
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It would be way cooler if psychedelics gave you an actual third eye. Very useful for spotting predators
You know times are tough because I haven’t heard a single person mention doing No Nut November
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You know times are tough because I haven’t heard a single person mention doing No Nut November
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The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
I got exactly one (1) trick or treater last night. Which is infinitely funnier than getting none
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I got exactly one (1) trick or treater last night. Which is infinitely funnier than getting none