⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION)
@wet-lumbus.bsky.social
an armless, legless, headless mannequin whose feet have been shoved into a hole in the back of its neck
Aces Radio co-host
#ChugThatGoo
#MoveOverWalter
#Crew96
Aces Radio co-host
#ChugThatGoo
#MoveOverWalter
#Crew96
what’s up bitches. happy chewsday. I’m in the office cooking, any thoughts?
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
what’s up bitches. happy chewsday. I’m in the office cooking, any thoughts?
oh I missed you, please put more beer cans in me baby boy (as friends)
one of us is a continuing champion, one of us is a Grand Prize runner up, someone else is asleep, and we’re all in the closet @acesradio.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
oh I missed you, please put more beer cans in me baby boy (as friends)
I put a star on my profile because I won a ring, get with it you dorks.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I put a star on my profile because I won a ring, get with it you dorks.
I AM THE CONTINUING CHAMPION. PERIOD. FULL STOP.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I AM THE CONTINUING CHAMPION. PERIOD. FULL STOP.
*burp* still on a bender celebrating the win. I’ll *burp* update my fans when this train finds *burp* a station. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Congrats to @wet-lumbus.bsky.social for winning the Season Ten score prediction contest on @acesradio.bsky.social.
Here's exclusive video of Lumbus getting the news on his victory from Morgan.
Here's exclusive video of Lumbus getting the news on his victory from Morgan.
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
*burp* still on a bender celebrating the win. I’ll *burp* update my fans when this train finds *burp* a station. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reposted by ⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION)
This is LUMBUS erasure.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is LUMBUS erasure.
Proud and honored to announce that the LDC has officially been renamed ‘Sassy Memorial Stadium’ starting in 2026.
We reserve the right to change it to ‘Six Younger Gentlemen Park’ at anytime.
We will not be taking questions as none of this is questionable.
#Crew96
We reserve the right to change it to ‘Six Younger Gentlemen Park’ at anytime.
We will not be taking questions as none of this is questionable.
#Crew96
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Proud and honored to announce that the LDC has officially been renamed ‘Sassy Memorial Stadium’ starting in 2026.
We reserve the right to change it to ‘Six Younger Gentlemen Park’ at anytime.
We will not be taking questions as none of this is questionable.
#Crew96
We reserve the right to change it to ‘Six Younger Gentlemen Park’ at anytime.
We will not be taking questions as none of this is questionable.
#Crew96
if I had a nickel for every MLS Cup that got cancelled in Columbus between the Crew and Portland in a year that ended in “5” I might have two nickels.
which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it could happen twice.
which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it could happen twice.
It brings us no joy to inform #crew96 fans they must cheer for Portland to win out because that’s the only scenario left where we get another home match (MLS
Cup 2025).
Cup 2025).
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
if I had a nickel for every MLS Cup that got cancelled in Columbus between the Crew and Portland in a year that ended in “5” I might have two nickels.
which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it could happen twice.
which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it could happen twice.
Reposted by ⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION)
people keep asking me “Lumbus, does this mean there will be an @acesradio.bsky.social episode this week?”
And I tell them that I’m still running numbers on Abraham Lincoln’s conception. TBD.
And I tell them that I’m still running numbers on Abraham Lincoln’s conception. TBD.
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
people keep asking me “Lumbus, does this mean there will be an @acesradio.bsky.social episode this week?”
And I tell them that I’m still running numbers on Abraham Lincoln’s conception. TBD.
And I tell them that I’m still running numbers on Abraham Lincoln’s conception. TBD.
RUDY????????
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
RUDY????????
JACEN HAS SCORED AND IT WASNT DURING PRACTICE!! BOOF ME UP!!
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
JACEN HAS SCORED AND IT WASNT DURING PRACTICE!! BOOF ME UP!!
Betty knows how to get the beers in me
November 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Betty knows how to get the beers in me
Happy ween to all my fans. I’ve got four beer cans inside me and everyone wants to see them come out, not go in @unclealigator.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Happy ween to all my fans. I’ve got four beer cans inside me and everyone wants to see them come out, not go in @unclealigator.bsky.social
@morganhughes.bsky.social has been out sick so I’ve been picking up the slack.
This design’s for jimmy, what do y’all think?
This design’s for jimmy, what do y’all think?
October 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@morganhughes.bsky.social has been out sick so I’ve been picking up the slack.
This design’s for jimmy, what do y’all think?
This design’s for jimmy, what do y’all think?
me, da grunt, and da Bronte are homies
You’ve heard of da grunt, now get ready for DA BRONTE @acesradio.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
me, da grunt, and da Bronte are homies
I don’t even want to boof anymore
October 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I don’t even want to boof anymore
@bam22542.bsky.social da bronte and I have put many beers in our bholes
October 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
@bam22542.bsky.social da bronte and I have put many beers in our bholes
October 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the Youngstown Mob was under my purview for many years. It satisfies me to see a continuation of recognition
LUMBUS!!!!! you made it to bluesky you beautiful, beautiful piece of plastic!
elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words `` welcome to the darkside '' .
ALT: elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words `` welcome to the darkside '' .
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the Youngstown Mob was under my purview for many years. It satisfies me to see a continuation of recognition
me and da grunt threesome with Xogg?
Im gonna be setting up a playdate with Lumbus and the Xogg.
FAKE CHARACTERS FROM MASSIVE REPORT PODCAST COULD NEVER
October 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
me and da grunt threesome with Xogg?
prediction for game 1:
a 2-1 loss above ground. Stop edging me with the Abraham Lincoln theory already
a 2-1 loss above ground. Stop edging me with the Abraham Lincoln theory already
October 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
prediction for game 1:
a 2-1 loss above ground. Stop edging me with the Abraham Lincoln theory already
a 2-1 loss above ground. Stop edging me with the Abraham Lincoln theory already
bet you can’t fit four beer cans up YOUR bhole.
October 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
bet you can’t fit four beer cans up YOUR bhole.
damn I look good.
@acesradio.bsky.social couldn’t help myself and took a pic of Lumbus when he wasn’t looking
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
damn I look good.
everybody gives Lumbus head
Now we know what happened to Lumbus' head.
October 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
everybody gives Lumbus head