j red (jared)
@waffleslaughter.bsky.social
professional hot-things-toucher. music boy. real life dunce 🤡
Welp it’s that time of year again
September 20, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Welp it’s that time of year again
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[in attendance at a baseball game, unprompted] major league baseball
August 20, 2023 at 3:41 AM
[in attendance at a baseball game, unprompted] major league baseball
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It seems to me that the time is ripe for a Bluesky thread about how—and maybe even why—to befriend crows.
(1/n)
(1/n)
August 20, 2023 at 1:55 AM
It seems to me that the time is ripe for a Bluesky thread about how—and maybe even why—to befriend crows.
(1/n)
(1/n)
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his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
August 20, 2023 at 3:31 AM
his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
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im the king of the trees, im the tree meister
August 13, 2023 at 6:56 AM
im the king of the trees, im the tree meister
whats good bluesky i know you missed me
August 11, 2023 at 3:15 PM
whats good bluesky i know you missed me
alright pops, open the can of beans. I’m ready.
pops: ok son, here comes my bean surprise
*mr potato head*
Pops: well by golly, he wasn’t a legume after all
:) *credits roll* :)
pops: ok son, here comes my bean surprise
*mr potato head*
Pops: well by golly, he wasn’t a legume after all
:) *credits roll* :)
August 9, 2023 at 3:33 AM
alright pops, open the can of beans. I’m ready.
pops: ok son, here comes my bean surprise
*mr potato head*
Pops: well by golly, he wasn’t a legume after all
:) *credits roll* :)
pops: ok son, here comes my bean surprise
*mr potato head*
Pops: well by golly, he wasn’t a legume after all
:) *credits roll* :)
i have trained my body to wake me up on a hard internal clock to take the worst shit of my life and go on with my day
August 7, 2023 at 2:37 PM
i have trained my body to wake me up on a hard internal clock to take the worst shit of my life and go on with my day
so its come to this. nobody talks about peanut butter jelly time anymore
August 6, 2023 at 9:22 PM
so its come to this. nobody talks about peanut butter jelly time anymore
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they gotta make a Pepsi thats the wrong choice. its called Pepsi Bad & if u buy it, u get in trouble. no stakes at the store these days
August 1, 2023 at 10:08 PM
they gotta make a Pepsi thats the wrong choice. its called Pepsi Bad & if u buy it, u get in trouble. no stakes at the store these days
in a matter of 24 hours i have consumed an entire bag of reese’s cups. i will not be taking questions at this time
August 6, 2023 at 5:05 AM
in a matter of 24 hours i have consumed an entire bag of reese’s cups. i will not be taking questions at this time
faze clan tostito’s buffalo chicken bites is peak capitalism
August 6, 2023 at 1:25 AM
faze clan tostito’s buffalo chicken bites is peak capitalism
getting out of work early feels like escaping prison
August 5, 2023 at 11:05 PM
getting out of work early feels like escaping prison
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wouldn’t you like to know where i keep my secret man snack hole
August 5, 2023 at 3:42 PM
wouldn’t you like to know where i keep my secret man snack hole
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Playing TF2 with the boys and THE Wumpus joins the game, wdyd
August 5, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Playing TF2 with the boys and THE Wumpus joins the game, wdyd
（・⊝・）, wanna burger? 😋
August 5, 2023 at 4:32 AM
（・⊝・）, wanna burger? 😋
should i burgerposting?
August 4, 2023 at 4:14 PM
should i burgerposting?
blue sky more like blue skill issue just be twitter already
August 2, 2023 at 5:15 PM
blue sky more like blue skill issue just be twitter already