If we can just bait them all into Bucks of Woodside, we can end the threat to this planet with one blow.

(Kidding!)

Jesus fucking Christ just calm down and eat

This is starting to remind me of a sci-fi movie where the brilliant scientist discovers how to get all of the Xenomorphs in one place for a last ditch effort to get off the planet.

Even with the proliferation of different signaling and power standards within USB-C, it is very similar to a Lightning connector, reversed.

It turns out people really wanted a reversible connector with high-power delivery and support for multiple signaling standards in a durable connector.

Walking through the fields of Brussels sprouts at three mile beach for a Sunday picnic is a good memory.

I first heard of it in Louisiana in the 1980s as a way to thoroughly cook a larger number of turkeys. We do that - festivals and outdoor events where frying like this is practical.

Subsequent popularity in the late 1990s to early 2000s really caught because of the Food Network.

I’m really not sure. You could give yourself some pretty good burns by making roux in the microwave, but playing with fire and hot oil just has an edge to it. You can’t get that with drugs or fast cars.

Don’t forget to register your Dupont. By registering, you entitled you and your Dupont to important benefits.

Nothing matters anymore, go for it

Let’s make sure that the most flush and gullible of the tourists who pass through every Gateway town in America are no longer gonna have that hundred bucks to spend in places like Mariposa.

Appleworks was my control code friend, and I promptly forgot all about using the shift key and more alphanumeric characters to change the formatting of my documents from roughly 1984 to 1994.

I agree with you, and it is a sad state of affairs when you can’t find a fast longroof these days.

Y’all should put together the bed, jump in the car, and head west for smoked turkey gumbo on Friday.

They got John McCain putting away cans of condensed milk

It’s also what I would expect from someone who felt disenchanted with the sparkly toy that Elon has been telling people has magical capabilities for the past decade.

Cool. Some weird “debunking psychiatry” account liked that last one and gave me something to block preemptively.

I respect your opinion, but feel compelled to point out that a lot of Tesla owners leverage the brand as a content engine.

I’ve had my own YouTube ‘channel’ for almost 18 years at this point and it has a single video. I am happy to engage in skepticism, and realize performative content is king.

So many amazing photographs of the human cost of visitation in places like Yosemite, and they go with what has to be the ugliest and worst composite photo of bridal veil fall I’ve ever seen.

Keep fucking that chicken, CNN.