Split Calyx
@vixerunt.bsky.social
Rosebuds reddening where the calyx split
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Split Calyx
@vixerunt.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Hi I'm Split Calyx
I like Alabama Football, F1, NFL, NBA, Diamond League, Medieval European history, early music, world music, trance EDM, cybersecurity, science fiction and fantasy novels, pretty nature pictures, sobriety, knitting, jogging, cats, squirrels.
Trans rights are human rights!
I like Alabama Football, F1, NFL, NBA, Diamond League, Medieval European history, early music, world music, trance EDM, cybersecurity, science fiction and fantasy novels, pretty nature pictures, sobriety, knitting, jogging, cats, squirrels.
Trans rights are human rights!
It's a good day for me to read a book
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 PM
It's a good day for me to read a book
"20 years" feeling both personally attacked and excited for new music from The Format
Nate Ruess and Sam Means return with their first new record since 2006's Dog Problems. n.pr/45otxLw
The Format return with 'Boycott Heaven,' their first album in 20 years
Nate Ruess and Sam Means return with their first new record since 2006's Dog Problems.
n.pr
January 23, 2026 at 4:37 PM
"20 years" feeling both personally attacked and excited for new music from The Format
From the article:
He added: “We anticipated this time of trial, but we still pray: líbranos del mal — deliver us from evil.”
My immediate thought:
Líbranos del M.A.L.
Deliver us from Mar A Lago
#USPolitics
He added: “We anticipated this time of trial, but we still pray: líbranos del mal — deliver us from evil.”
My immediate thought:
Líbranos del M.A.L.
Deliver us from Mar A Lago
#USPolitics
Have a larger story on this coming, but I’ve been embedded with this group, and this story from yesterday is part of what they’ve been doing in the city: religionnews.com/2026/01/22/h...
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
From the article:
He added: “We anticipated this time of trial, but we still pray: líbranos del mal — deliver us from evil.”
My immediate thought:
Líbranos del M.A.L.
Deliver us from Mar A Lago
#USPolitics
He added: “We anticipated this time of trial, but we still pray: líbranos del mal — deliver us from evil.”
My immediate thought:
Líbranos del M.A.L.
Deliver us from Mar A Lago
#USPolitics
Counting down the temperature from the teens to 0°F like it's New Years Eve
January 23, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Counting down the temperature from the teens to 0°F like it's New Years Eve
MSFT Teams status outage means boss can't see I'm idle
Time to leave early
Time to leave early
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
MSFT Teams status outage means boss can't see I'm idle
Time to leave early
Time to leave early
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Can it be tailored to make one hallucinate tiny salticids tho
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Can it be tailored to make one hallucinate tiny salticids tho
Registered to donate!
Thanks for the prod- happy to pay forward the blood my mom received for her open heart surgery
Thanks for the prod- happy to pay forward the blood my mom received for her open heart surgery
If you're looking for something concrete you can do to help other people out, the Red Cross keeps frantically texting me about blood shortages. Hit up this page to find a blood drive & schedule an appointment: www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/fi...
www.redcrossblood.org
January 22, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Registered to donate!
Thanks for the prod- happy to pay forward the blood my mom received for her open heart surgery
Thanks for the prod- happy to pay forward the blood my mom received for her open heart surgery
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The future of work is changing. And we have to evolve with it or fall behind. That's why we're proud to introduce: Serfdom dot AI. Our platform allows SERFs (solo entrepreneur revenue facilitators) to rent affordable housing that they can subsidize by picking up work with Baron, our AI assistant
January 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The future of work is changing. And we have to evolve with it or fall behind. That's why we're proud to introduce: Serfdom dot AI. Our platform allows SERFs (solo entrepreneur revenue facilitators) to rent affordable housing that they can subsidize by picking up work with Baron, our AI assistant
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Ok instead of going to bed I made an upbeat playlist featuring girls who want to party
Native Plants, fast girls, good times
music.amazon.com/user-playlis...
Native Plants, fast girls, good times
music.amazon.com/user-playlis...
music.amazon.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Ok instead of going to bed I made an upbeat playlist featuring girls who want to party
Native Plants, fast girls, good times
music.amazon.com/user-playlis...
Native Plants, fast girls, good times
music.amazon.com/user-playlis...
About to hang out with one of my oldest friends ❤️
I highly recommend it
I highly recommend it
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
About to hang out with one of my oldest friends ❤️
I highly recommend it
I highly recommend it
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January 19, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Ok the US regime sucks but I legit thought this was a very witty Bears-lose-again post at first
you can immediately tell who on here has personally suffered because of this regime and who has not. almost invariably, the people defending democratic leadership at this juncture are the latter. it’s not real to them yet
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Ok the US regime sucks but I legit thought this was a very witty Bears-lose-again post at first
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🏈 LAR 20 - 17 CHI
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 301 times before.
Last time: Dec 28, 2025
Miami Dolphins defeated Tampa Bay Buccaneers
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 301 times before.
Last time: Dec 28, 2025
Miami Dolphins defeated Tampa Bay Buccaneers
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
🏈 LAR 20 - 17 CHI
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 301 times before.
Last time: Dec 28, 2025
Miami Dolphins defeated Tampa Bay Buccaneers
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 301 times before.
Last time: Dec 28, 2025
Miami Dolphins defeated Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Quick somebody wake the Pope up, I think he dozed off
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Quick somebody wake the Pope up, I think he dozed off
He is that man
CALEB
FUCKIN
WILLIAMS
FUCKIN
WILLIAMS
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
He is that man
Watch a man die inside
Alt text: Rams coach McVay after Caleb Williams does the impossible to snatch your victory away. His face is incredulous.
Alt text: Rams coach McVay after Caleb Williams does the impossible to snatch your victory away. His face is incredulous.
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Watch a man die inside
Alt text: Rams coach McVay after Caleb Williams does the impossible to snatch your victory away. His face is incredulous.
Alt text: Rams coach McVay after Caleb Williams does the impossible to snatch your victory away. His face is incredulous.
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
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If I were CJ Stroud I would simply not throw the ball
January 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
If I were CJ Stroud I would simply not throw the ball
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and she goed inside my airplane
that I buyed from the store
that I buyed from the store
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 AM
and she goed inside my airplane
that I buyed from the store
that I buyed from the store
Stayed up too late and bought many purple vampy lipsticks from the Internet
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Stayed up too late and bought many purple vampy lipsticks from the Internet
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Fab Morvan, if you're out there, you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever....
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Fab Morvan, if you're out there, you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever....
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I really love this film. I got in black-and-white. This is the first time I’ve had a camera here for about two years. I decided to put this in black-and-white because it’s sort of a cluttery background and it’s hard to see birds. Here is a hummingbird this morning playing in the stream. #Birds
January 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I really love this film. I got in black-and-white. This is the first time I’ve had a camera here for about two years. I decided to put this in black-and-white because it’s sort of a cluttery background and it’s hard to see birds. Here is a hummingbird this morning playing in the stream. #Birds