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W̷r̷i̷t̷e̷r̷. Perpetually tired. Values air conditioning more than people. Neon in my veins. Plays too many video games. Used to love movies.

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I like video games, vinyl, shitty movies, and suicide cults. Sometimes I write (poorly). I possess an encyclopedic knowledge of the GTA series (pre V). And I met Weird Al once.
My entire experience with the Avatar franchise is a single clip of some mech with a comically large knife.
December 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Social media is more harmful to my mental health than I would like it to be. But I very much enjoy the contact with people I’ve met through it. I want to disconnect from the toxic loop, but I don’t want to lose those cherished connections. I value you all.
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Merry Chrysler everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
While we are very much barreling towards a global society in which empathy is something to be mocked and looked down upon, I refuse to omit such a fundamentally important human trait from myself. Hope you all have a wonderful holiday. Stay safe.
December 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I have 25 bucks in my Steam wallet. What game, that isn’t on console, should I get? Hit me.
December 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’ve seen a dramatic change in my mood since I’ve started Spravato treatments. Have lows, always will. You’d be insane to not get depressed by the world every now and then. But I’m enjoying the good much, much more. Letting go more. Still a prick. But a much happier prick.
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December 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Morons with money, guns, and hate in their hearts will always rule the world.
December 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You can now play Vice City completely in-browser. Even has cloud saves. Fucking incredible. dos.zone/grand-theft-...
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City | DOS games in browser
Open-source implementation of the classic GTA engine now running directly in your browser. Experience the reVC technology demo on DOS.Zone and see how a full 3D city comes alive on the web.
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December 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Do Your Part t-shirt is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/MPV1yjz #ad
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
These two random VHS tapes just appeared on my coffee table this evening. Never even heard of these shows. Weird. #control #alanwake @remedygames.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Hey, I wanna start using BlueSky more, and Twitter less. Tell me some rad people to follow?

I like video games, vinyl, shitty movies, and suicide cults. Sometimes I write (poorly). I possess an encyclopedic knowledge of the GTA series (pre V). And I met Weird Al once.
August 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Maybe I'm just being negative, but I kind of don't like that devs have to pay millions of dollars to show a trailer at an awards show that repeatedly claims to be "celebrating the medium".
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December 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Pin this post to the entire fucking decade.
I made the mistake of watching the news today. All I saw was the innocent suffering, while the crooks and low lifes want to put hate in your heart and pit us against each other.
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
December 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
If by some grace of Gaben a new Half-Life is announced tonight, I will cry.
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Dude shoots me in the back after saying “don’t shoot” and looting with me for 4 mins. Still gets fucked because he’s trash. This is why I dislike the PvP in #ArcRaiders. Gunplay isn’t polished enough to feel like a challenge. It’s just fucking annoying.
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
We need to normalize calling people pieces of shit when they act like pieces of shit.
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When I was younger, I’d go to theaters on a weekly basis. In the last 15 years, I’ve gone 3 times. Every single visit was shittier (and much more expensive) than just watching at home. I understand the importance of the big screen, but I also hate the modern theater experience.
December 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Woke up and made breakfast tacos this morning.
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
People just want food and affordable housing.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B

The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead

(via WSJ)
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A very nice dinner date.
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Legend.
I am fucking devastated. This one hurts.

RIP to THE Shang Tsung, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.

1950 - 2025
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Inhaling pharmaceutical drugs and reevaluating past connections to a murderous degree of regret.
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The leaked #GTAIV remaster screenshots look great.
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM