Valerie（バレリー）@ LVT
@violathornhaven.bsky.social
✦35✦she/her✦
✦you can never truly graduate from weeb/fujoshi✦
✦CV: Jasper (💀💎)✦
✦I like what I like; barring major revelations, you can't judge me✦
✦you can never truly graduate from weeb/fujoshi✦
✦CV: Jasper (💀💎)✦
✦I like what I like; barring major revelations, you can't judge me✦
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
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a ghost in a hot spring during winter. what could be more cozy? 🫧🩵
January 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
a ghost in a hot spring during winter. what could be more cozy? 🫧🩵
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Let's make a plan to hang out sometime 📝🩷
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Let's make a plan to hang out sometime 📝🩷
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December 21, 2023 at 9:37 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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I think NBC should try to get an interview with the President just so they can covertly send Chris Hansen to conduct it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think NBC should try to get an interview with the President just so they can covertly send Chris Hansen to conduct it.
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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
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supervisor: you messed up on x, y, and z
me: ...received all and fixed.
supervisor: so now you need to deduct this and where did that number come from?
me: oh...okay, fixed and returned.
supervisor: WHERE DID THAT NUMBER COME FROM?
me: ...did you fucking SEE THE FIX???
me: ...received all and fixed.
supervisor: so now you need to deduct this and where did that number come from?
me: oh...okay, fixed and returned.
supervisor: WHERE DID THAT NUMBER COME FROM?
me: ...did you fucking SEE THE FIX???
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
supervisor: you messed up on x, y, and z
me: ...received all and fixed.
supervisor: so now you need to deduct this and where did that number come from?
me: oh...okay, fixed and returned.
supervisor: WHERE DID THAT NUMBER COME FROM?
me: ...did you fucking SEE THE FIX???
me: ...received all and fixed.
supervisor: so now you need to deduct this and where did that number come from?
me: oh...okay, fixed and returned.
supervisor: WHERE DID THAT NUMBER COME FROM?
me: ...did you fucking SEE THE FIX???
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Capybara witch!
October 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Capybara witch!
rep: hey, could you submit your letters for September for this applicant? we didn't receive it.
me: yeah, lemme look, and...they passed in August.
...
the best part about this is the rep is out until next week so I just get to sit with this for now.
me: yeah, lemme look, and...they passed in August.
...
the best part about this is the rep is out until next week so I just get to sit with this for now.
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
rep: hey, could you submit your letters for September for this applicant? we didn't receive it.
me: yeah, lemme look, and...they passed in August.
...
the best part about this is the rep is out until next week so I just get to sit with this for now.
me: yeah, lemme look, and...they passed in August.
...
the best part about this is the rep is out until next week so I just get to sit with this for now.
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RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH WATER TODAY?
October 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH WATER TODAY?
miliastra wonderland is great
October 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
miliastra wonderland is great
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
me: hey boss, I think we have enough info to correct this app date
boss: ...no, this app date stays.
me: are you sure?? I'm pretty certain there's enough to move it to last month, especially since I can't take action if I use this month...
boss: nope, use the date.
boss: ...no, this app date stays.
me: are you sure?? I'm pretty certain there's enough to move it to last month, especially since I can't take action if I use this month...
boss: nope, use the date.
October 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
me: hey boss, I think we have enough info to correct this app date
boss: ...no, this app date stays.
me: are you sure?? I'm pretty certain there's enough to move it to last month, especially since I can't take action if I use this month...
boss: nope, use the date.
boss: ...no, this app date stays.
me: are you sure?? I'm pretty certain there's enough to move it to last month, especially since I can't take action if I use this month...
boss: nope, use the date.
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New illustration commission! I hope you like it
September 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
New illustration commission! I hope you like it
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Playing with paints 🎨🖌
September 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Playing with paints 🎨🖌