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Valerie(バレリー)@ LVT
@violathornhaven.bsky.social
✦35✦she/her✦
✦you can never truly graduate from weeb/fujoshi✦
✦CV: Jasper (💀💎)✦
✦I like what I like; barring major revelations, you can't judge me✦
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M-Miku?!
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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a ghost in a hot spring during winter. what could be more cozy? 🫧🩵
January 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Let's make a plan to hang out sometime 📝🩷
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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6️⃣7️⃣😂🙈
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Perfect plan
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Christmas advice for ladies courtesy of the Dundee Courier (1930-1934)

#OldWeirdScotland
December 21, 2023 at 9:37 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I think NBC should try to get an interview with the President just so they can covertly send Chris Hansen to conduct it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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You heard me
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
supervisor: you messed up on x, y, and z

me: ...received all and fixed.

supervisor: so now you need to deduct this and where did that number come from?

me: oh...okay, fixed and returned.

supervisor: WHERE DID THAT NUMBER COME FROM?

me: ...did you fucking SEE THE FIX???
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Capybara witch!
October 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
rep: hey, could you submit your letters for September for this applicant? we didn't receive it.

me: yeah, lemme look, and...they passed in August.

...
the best part about this is the rep is out until next week so I just get to sit with this for now.
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH WATER TODAY?
October 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
miliastra wonderland is great
October 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
me: hey boss, I think we have enough info to correct this app date

boss: ...no, this app date stays.

me: are you sure?? I'm pretty certain there's enough to move it to last month, especially since I can't take action if I use this month...

boss: nope, use the date.
October 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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New illustration commission! I hope you like it
September 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Wish
September 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Playing with paints 🎨🖌
September 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM