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Christian ❄️☃️
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I love books and queer art. I teach grammar, but I'll never correct yours. He/him 🌈
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Name: Christian

Pronouns: He/Him

Location: Orlando, Florida USA

Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes

Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
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so I did think Sombr was an app
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Chappell Roan at the Grammy’s
Obsessed
February 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The cold weather here reminds me of a story: My uncle had his 2nd wedding in December. It was a very Florida cold that day, and my grandmother wore this coat with a real fur lined collar. The coat was lime green and the collar had been dyed green to match! It was probably from the late 60s. Hideous
February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Happy birthday to my baby boo, Harry Styles. (Yes, I am one of those annoying middle-aged gays who love HS)
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February 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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fuck the grammys
fuck cbs
fuck Bari Weiss ✨
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Watching the last season of Queer Eye but mostly for Antoni and Jeremiah.
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February 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Not entirely sure why Antoni Porowski and Taylor Zakhar Perez unveiled underwear ads on the same day, but I will take it
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Which one of my Bsky boyfriends did this? 😂
February 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Feeling big and wide
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Sorry, y’all, it’s DEI Settlement now
This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
It's currently 24° F here in The Sunshine State. 🙃
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February 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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I love good news
Texas reporter.

When we call this a political earthquake we are not exaggerating.
February 1, 2026 at 7:21 AM
I hope he does a Russian accent at least once.
Connor Storrie to host SNL with musical guest Mumford & Sons on February 28th.
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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multiple guy friends have come out to me as bi in just the last few months

did the cold queer everyone up or something
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
"Send ICE to Florida, they voted for this." 1) Not at all of us did 2) ICE is here.
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 PM
To deal with the winter cold, share one of your favorite winter movies! ☃️❄️🎿
January 31, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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Macklemore, when he was in the third grade, he thought that he was gay, 'cause he could draw, his uncle was, and he kept his room straight.

I knew that I was gay because I wanted to raw Josh Hartnett.

We were not the same.
January 31, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Nevermind the jobs you had.
Tell me 5 classes you took in college.

💌 Poetry Writing

🎥 Florida Film Festival class (It was grad school but we went to a bunch of movies. It was very fun)

✝️✡️ Comparative Religions

🔎 Sherlock Holmes (Also grad school)

📘A Survey of Toni Morrison's Works
Nevermind the jobs you had.
Tell me 5 classes you took in college.

🍆 Human Sexuality (aka dirty 230)

🇪🇸 Spanish Peninsular Film

♿ Disability Studies

🪨 Geology

🌠 Astronomy

👥 Sociology

Those were the more interesting ones I think 🤷‍♂️
Nevermind the jobs you had.
Tell me 5 classes you took in college.

(Just 5? Okay then. 💅🏻✨️)

🌱 Plant Biotechnology

🧬 Genomics and Bioinformatics

☣️ Pathophysiology

🤚 Anatomy and Physiology (multiple semesters)

🔬 Microbiology (multiple semesters)

🦠 Biology (multiple semesters)

Etc...
January 31, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Combatting the cold with a Japanese curry
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Timeline cleansing teenage crush? One of mine. (When he played a closeted Tom Cruise-esque actor in The Broken Hearts Club, it almost ended me)
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 PM
It's supposed to drop into the 20s here in Florida. We get hurricanes here, we aren't also supposed to get winter.
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January 31, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I always forget Dustin Millican was on Schitt's Creek from the beginning. He was always my favorite Schitt's boyfriend.
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January 31, 2026 at 3:30 AM
When I lived up North, the dry air in the winter would cause the skin of my thumbs to dry and split near the nail. It's a problem I never had living in Florida...until this week.
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I decided to start my own weekend Catherine O'Hara film festival, I'd watch the Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine episode of Schitts Creek.
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 AM