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❄️Jay Elizalde❄️
@avicaeruleum.bsky.social
Eukaryota 🌨
Animalia
Chordata
Mammalia ❄️
Primata
🌬 Hominidae
Homo
H. sapiens
"Jay"

*Postings are my own.🐧☃️
The weekend flew by and this blue mimosa disappeared after what seemed like a gulp.
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Dead. 🤣
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Time to yassify this serape! 💅🏻✨️
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I rewatched Episode 3.
I still choked up. 🥺💔
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Do you find it hard to make and keep friends as an adult?

Here's a tip:

Stop lying all the time!
December 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"Vampyroteuthis infernalis" just rolls off the tongue and always gives me shivers. 🫠💕

PS It's absolutely adorable!
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Reposted by ❄️Jay Elizalde❄️
hot dudes are nice to retail and restaurant workers. pass it on
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Why do women write superior gay love stories compared to actual gay men? 🤔

Oh right... The latter think using their other head. 😑
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
To whom it may concern...

Do try to make your horizon horizontal.
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If you know what this is, without having to resort to the internet or asking another person, we should hang out.
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My husband bought me a serape. 🥰✨️ (After he said that was only going out for groceries.)

Now I have to practice my Clint Eastwood scowl, for when I cross paths with bandits*.

*People who are physically capable of walking faster but choose to move like molasses, like they are alone in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I had forgotten how laborious beadwork can be! 😅 And this is just a straight line!
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"The banana makes a big difference."

(I bet it does. 😏🤭)
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
And since we've no place to go...
Let it sew, let it sew, let it sew. 🎶

@friendlywraith.bsky.social, I've been yassifying my company-issued jacket. 💅🏻✨️
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Since it is snowing, I will be sewing. 🪡
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
50% done with my Secret Santa gifts. Will complete that today!
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Why do I have this smoldering thing for certain Asian men? 🤔

*Looks at reflection in the mirror

Oh... 🫤🤭
Birds of a feather... 💅🏻✨️🪽
December 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
To whom it may concern...

It is Friday Eve.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
He is wonderful.
(I am in deep trouble.)
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Reply Guy >>>>>>>> Ghost
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"Lily" is such a b!tch!
Taking a look at reality...
Why do so many fall for such a person!?
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Pinch me! I'm dreaming! 💕
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
So after everyone joined the Marines... Everyone is now going to be a hockey player. 🤭🤦🏻‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We* need to see more of this gentleman.

*"We" means "I".
We have Balatro at home.
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM