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Jay Elizalde
@avicaeruleum.bsky.social
Eukaryota 🍂
Animalia
Chordata
Mammalia 🌼
Primata
🏵 Hominidae
Homo
H. sapiens
"Jay"

*Postings are my own. 🍁🦃🌻
Forsooth!
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
(I couldn't resist. 🤭)
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
And become a part of that percentage!?
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The Three Spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Thank you, Big 🍎!
For inspiring me and making me feel brand new.
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Thick-sliced bacon and a cheese omelet on a plain bagel, with orange juice. At this time of the day... Feels better than an orgasm. (But just by a hair.)
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Went to a couple of gay bars in Hell's Kitchen... Didn't have to pay for my drinks.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Time to see how juicy this Big Apple is. 🍎 🗽
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"Average"
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Bone... Bro... Tit...
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
(I wonder what he was thinking? 🤔)
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
These potatoes were a bit too big to smash. 🤦🏻‍♂️ They will have to do! 💁🏻‍♂️
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Some bottoms are lke this
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
7 o'clock!? Jesus!
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
On a different note...
Those striations...
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Am I 🫳🏼?

Why, yes! I am! 💅🏻✨️
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Pokémon that I'd want people to associate with me
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
To the vast majority of the posts on here...
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Cursed.
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM