Jay Elizalde
@avicaeruleum.bsky.social
Eukaryota 🍂
Animalia
Chordata
Mammalia 🌼
Primata
🏵 Hominidae
Homo
H. sapiens
"Jay"
*Postings are my own. 🍁🦃🌻
Animalia
Chordata
Mammalia 🌼
Primata
🏵 Hominidae
Homo
H. sapiens
"Jay"
*Postings are my own. 🍁🦃🌻
Meleagris gallopavo should have been the national bird. 🦃👍🏻
Sorry, not sorry, Haliaeetus leucocephalus. 🦅👎🏼
Sorry, not sorry, Haliaeetus leucocephalus. 🦅👎🏼
Wild Turkeys Went from Almost Gone to Millions Strong
Wild Turkeys Went from Almost Gone to Millions Strong
Wild turkeys once nearly disappeared, but today they’re thriving.
www.scientificamerican.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Meleagris gallopavo should have been the national bird. 🦃👍🏻
Sorry, not sorry, Haliaeetus leucocephalus. 🦅👎🏼
Sorry, not sorry, Haliaeetus leucocephalus. 🦅👎🏼
On this day, I am thankful for the fact that I haven't been forced to claw someone's eyes out.
(At least... Not yet. 💅🏻✨️)
#Thanksgiving2025
(At least... Not yet. 💅🏻✨️)
#Thanksgiving2025
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
On this day, I am thankful for the fact that I haven't been forced to claw someone's eyes out.
(At least... Not yet. 💅🏻✨️)
#Thanksgiving2025
(At least... Not yet. 💅🏻✨️)
#Thanksgiving2025
I wonder if I'll see him at tomorrow's gathering?
I wonder if he and I will have a meaningful conversation, other than just a fleeting exchange of pleasantries?
I wonder if his embrace will linger ever so slightly longer than it should, but not too long as to rouse suspicion?
We shall see.
I wonder if he and I will have a meaningful conversation, other than just a fleeting exchange of pleasantries?
I wonder if his embrace will linger ever so slightly longer than it should, but not too long as to rouse suspicion?
We shall see.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I wonder if I'll see him at tomorrow's gathering?
I wonder if he and I will have a meaningful conversation, other than just a fleeting exchange of pleasantries?
I wonder if his embrace will linger ever so slightly longer than it should, but not too long as to rouse suspicion?
We shall see.
I wonder if he and I will have a meaningful conversation, other than just a fleeting exchange of pleasantries?
I wonder if his embrace will linger ever so slightly longer than it should, but not too long as to rouse suspicion?
We shall see.
Tick.. Tock... Tick... Tock... 😈
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Tick.. Tock... Tick... Tock... 😈
Nostalgia has been a tough adversary as of late.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Nostalgia has been a tough adversary as of late.
Since so many are getting their elastic waistbands ready...
I'm just going to stop there. 💅🏻✨️
I'm just going to stop there. 💅🏻✨️
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Since so many are getting their elastic waistbands ready...
I'm just going to stop there. 💅🏻✨️
I'm just going to stop there. 💅🏻✨️
Skinny jeans having fallen out of favor is largely due to the shameful realization that so many do not look good in them.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Skinny jeans having fallen out of favor is largely due to the shameful realization that so many do not look good in them.
Gosh!
He was so cute!
Until I noticed that he chews his fingernails into oblivion.
He was so cute!
Until I noticed that he chews his fingernails into oblivion.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Gosh!
He was so cute!
Until I noticed that he chews his fingernails into oblivion.
He was so cute!
Until I noticed that he chews his fingernails into oblivion.
These before and after pictures just make me say: "It took you 5 years to learn how to take off a shirt?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
These before and after pictures just make me say: "It took you 5 years to learn how to take off a shirt?"
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The Three Spirits:
The Three Spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The Three Spirits:
The Three Spirits:
Thank you, Big 🍎!
For inspiring me and making me feel brand new.
For inspiring me and making me feel brand new.
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Thank you, Big 🍎!
For inspiring me and making me feel brand new.
For inspiring me and making me feel brand new.
Bought a baked pork bun in Chinatown yesterday...
Had it for breakfast as I prepared for my journey back north...
Regretted not buying at least half a dozen of them.
See you again someday soon, Big 🍎!
I am missing you already!
Had it for breakfast as I prepared for my journey back north...
Regretted not buying at least half a dozen of them.
See you again someday soon, Big 🍎!
I am missing you already!
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Bought a baked pork bun in Chinatown yesterday...
Had it for breakfast as I prepared for my journey back north...
Regretted not buying at least half a dozen of them.
See you again someday soon, Big 🍎!
I am missing you already!
Had it for breakfast as I prepared for my journey back north...
Regretted not buying at least half a dozen of them.
See you again someday soon, Big 🍎!
I am missing you already!
Thick-sliced bacon and a cheese omelet on a plain bagel, with orange juice. At this time of the day... Feels better than an orgasm. (But just by a hair.)
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Thick-sliced bacon and a cheese omelet on a plain bagel, with orange juice. At this time of the day... Feels better than an orgasm. (But just by a hair.)
I had forgotten what it was like to live in a city where the sirens are more annoying than the alarm clock. 😖🍎🗽
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I had forgotten what it was like to live in a city where the sirens are more annoying than the alarm clock. 😖🍎🗽
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal.
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal.
Went to a couple of gay bars in Hell's Kitchen... Didn't have to pay for my drinks.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Went to a couple of gay bars in Hell's Kitchen... Didn't have to pay for my drinks.
Time to see how juicy this Big Apple is. 🍎 🗽
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Time to see how juicy this Big Apple is. 🍎 🗽
"Kirby's Air Grind" should have been more than a mini game.
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
"Kirby's Air Grind" should have been more than a mini game.
On this #FCF...
Sexual selection at play.
Sexual selection at play.
Human Penises Are Getting Bigger At A Fast Rate, But That Might Not Be A Good Thing
www.iflscience.com/human-penise...
www.iflscience.com/human-penise...
Human Penises Are Getting Bigger At A Fast Rate, But That Might Not Be A Good Thing
Over the last 29 years, the average size has increased significantly.
www.iflscience.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
On this #FCF...
Sexual selection at play.
Sexual selection at play.
These potatoes were a bit too big to smash. 🤦🏻♂️ They will have to do! 💁🏻♂️
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
These potatoes were a bit too big to smash. 🤦🏻♂️ They will have to do! 💁🏻♂️
Reposted by Jay Elizalde
Happy International Day of LGBTQIA+ People In STEM!
How are you celebrating it?
#LGBTQSTEMDay #PrideInSTEM
How are you celebrating it?
#LGBTQSTEMDay #PrideInSTEM
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Happy International Day of LGBTQIA+ People In STEM!
How are you celebrating it?
#LGBTQSTEMDay #PrideInSTEM
How are you celebrating it?
#LGBTQSTEMDay #PrideInSTEM
Another day closer to The Big 🍎. 🐛!
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Another day closer to The Big 🍎. 🐛!
If you see this, QTP with your favorite Fighting type Pokémon ✊️
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If you see this, QTP with your favorite Fighting type Pokémon ✊️