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Jay Elizalde
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Eukaryota 🍂
Animalia
Chordata
Mammalia 🌼
Primata
🏵 Hominidae
Homo
H. sapiens
"Jay"

*Postings are my own. 🍁🦃🌻
Meleagris gallopavo should have been the national bird. 🦃👍🏻

Sorry, not sorry, Haliaeetus leucocephalus. 🦅👎🏼
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
On this day, I am thankful for the fact that I haven't been forced to claw someone's eyes out.

(At least... Not yet. 💅🏻✨️)

#Thanksgiving2025
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I wonder if I'll see him at tomorrow's gathering?
I wonder if he and I will have a meaningful conversation, other than just a fleeting exchange of pleasantries?
I wonder if his embrace will linger ever so slightly longer than it should, but not too long as to rouse suspicion?
We shall see.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Tick.. Tock... Tick... Tock... 😈
Almost time
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Nostalgia has been a tough adversary as of late.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Since so many are getting their elastic waistbands ready...

I'm just going to stop there. 💅🏻✨️
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Skinny jeans having fallen out of favor is largely due to the shameful realization that so many do not look good in them.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Gosh!

He was so cute!

Until I noticed that he chews his fingernails into oblivion.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
These before and after pictures just make me say: "It took you 5 years to learn how to take off a shirt?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The Three Spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Thank you, Big 🍎!
For inspiring me and making me feel brand new.
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Bought a baked pork bun in Chinatown yesterday...
Had it for breakfast as I prepared for my journey back north...
Regretted not buying at least half a dozen of them.

See you again someday soon, Big 🍎!

I am missing you already!
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Thick-sliced bacon and a cheese omelet on a plain bagel, with orange juice. At this time of the day... Feels better than an orgasm. (But just by a hair.)
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I had forgotten what it was like to live in a city where the sirens are more annoying than the alarm clock. 😖🍎🗽
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal.
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Went to a couple of gay bars in Hell's Kitchen... Didn't have to pay for my drinks.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Time to see how juicy this Big Apple is. 🍎 🗽
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"Kirby's Air Grind" should have been more than a mini game.
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
On this #FCF...
Sexual selection at play.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
These potatoes were a bit too big to smash. 🤦🏻‍♂️ They will have to do! 💁🏻‍♂️
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Reposted by Jay Elizalde
Happy International Day of LGBTQIA+ People In STEM!

How are you celebrating it?

#LGBTQSTEMDay #PrideInSTEM
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Another day closer to The Big 🍎. 🐛!
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you see this, QTP with your favorite Fighting type Pokémon ✊️
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM