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· Dec 18
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Hello, World!
Hello, World!
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anytime you are mentioning a person you can append a specific phase to it to make the conversation both equally true and far more disturbing. Observe:
“I was talking to my girlfriend (she’s made out of meat).”
“I was talking to my girlfriend (she’s made out of meat).”
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
anytime you are mentioning a person you can append a specific phase to it to make the conversation both equally true and far more disturbing. Observe:
“I was talking to my girlfriend (she’s made out of meat).”
“I was talking to my girlfriend (she’s made out of meat).”
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The two hardest problems in Computer Science are
1. Human communication
2. Getting people in tech to believe that human communication is important
1. Human communication
2. Getting people in tech to believe that human communication is important
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The two hardest problems in Computer Science are
1. Human communication
2. Getting people in tech to believe that human communication is important
1. Human communication
2. Getting people in tech to believe that human communication is important
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you won't believe what these catgirls do!
May 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
you won't believe what these catgirls do!
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functional programmers when they are forced to use python (they are crying and seething)
functional programmers when they are forced to use python (they are crying and seething)
functional programmers when they are forced to use python (they are crying and seething) - list.py
gist.github.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
functional programmers when they are forced to use python (they are crying and seething)
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good musicians are monoidal ; otherwise, how would they compose well?
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
good musicians are monoidal ; otherwise, how would they compose well?
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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i am talking to beautiful women on signal instant messenger
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
i am talking to beautiful women on signal instant messenger
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it's not an "edge router" unless the packets never quite make it to their destination
December 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
it's not an "edge router" unless the packets never quite make it to their destination
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merry kissmass. kiss 100 people to spread the festive spirit
December 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
merry kissmass. kiss 100 people to spread the festive spirit
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heard some kids shouting "sigma balls" at each other on the train. they must be up and coming measure theorists
December 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
heard some kids shouting "sigma balls" at each other on the train. they must be up and coming measure theorists
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look at porn it makes you happy
December 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
look at porn it makes you happy
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Me when I perfectly calculate the time @astrra.space is on a train in order to post drawings of barely clothed women
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Me when I perfectly calculate the time @astrra.space is on a train in order to post drawings of barely clothed women
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any problem can be solved if you know how to nerd snipe the person whose job would be to fix it
January 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
any problem can be solved if you know how to nerd snipe the person whose job would be to fix it
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
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It's almost christmas 🙏
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It's almost christmas 🙏
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"its just an ffmpeg wrapper" when they tell their grandma to just run "ffmpeg -i input.mkv -c:v libx264 -crf 20 -preset slow -c:a aac -b:a 192k output.mp4"
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
"its just an ffmpeg wrapper" when they tell their grandma to just run "ffmpeg -i input.mkv -c:v libx264 -crf 20 -preset slow -c:a aac -b:a 192k output.mp4"
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Ira Grachevskaya. As a catgirl. Play Z.A.T.O., btw!
#zato #ILoveTheWorldAndEverythingInIT #fanart #art #digitalart #illustration
#zato #ILoveTheWorldAndEverythingInIT #fanart #art #digitalart #illustration
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Ira Grachevskaya. As a catgirl. Play Z.A.T.O., btw!
#zato #ILoveTheWorldAndEverythingInIT #fanart #art #digitalart #illustration
#zato #ILoveTheWorldAndEverythingInIT #fanart #art #digitalart #illustration
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this is so informationslop. you only care because it's based upon fact
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
this is so informationslop. you only care because it's based upon fact