doctor fart nights, private eye
@verynormal.bsky.social
gave this a lot of thought and i'm pretty sure the correct answer is aaron eckhart
sort of curious who would be a *terrible* muppet show guest host. to nuke myself from orbit, i am starting with gillian anderson
janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
gave this a lot of thought and i'm pretty sure the correct answer is aaron eckhart
new on cinema oscar special lookin' great
Kid Rock looks like if Ted Nugent mated with a Coors Light
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
new on cinema oscar special lookin' great
elon plane tracker but its orders from goldbelly
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
elon plane tracker but its orders from goldbelly
every time these accounts post AI slop its always "WHO MADE THIS? 😂😂😂"
I didn't create this, nor do I know who did. I saw it posted and that person didn't know either. Happy to credit the person if someone knows.
February 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
every time these accounts post AI slop its always "WHO MADE THIS? 😂😂😂"
how crazy would it be if the CIA was up to some shady shit ha ha boy that would be unprecedented
February 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
how crazy would it be if the CIA was up to some shady shit ha ha boy that would be unprecedented
its gonna be so funny when the whistleblower complaint ends up being something like a bunch of stationed troops at the nuke silos are doing something called "the warhead selfie challenge"
February 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
its gonna be so funny when the whistleblower complaint ends up being something like a bunch of stationed troops at the nuke silos are doing something called "the warhead selfie challenge"
mitch "measles" mcconnell
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
mitch "measles" mcconnell
i liked that i did not have to translate the rest after figuring out the first letter
February 2, 2026 at 5:01 AM
i liked that i did not have to translate the rest after figuring out the first letter
new ballroom just dropped
February 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
new ballroom just dropped
covid was the practice run for class consciousness and folks we love to see it
ICE watch volunteer: "We have shown up day after day for 8 weeks to protect each other and to protect our neighbors."
Chris Hayes "Can you outlast them?"
"I don't see any signs of slowing. What I see is more and more people stepping into their courage and moving together with one voice."
Chris Hayes "Can you outlast them?"
"I don't see any signs of slowing. What I see is more and more people stepping into their courage and moving together with one voice."
January 28, 2026 at 1:49 AM
covid was the practice run for class consciousness and folks we love to see it
remember all those BLM activists who "committed suicide" almost all at the same time or that guy who shot a proud boy in portland who got executed by feds in the parking lot of an apartment complex one state over?
CNN is reporting that federal authorities may have been collecting information and "documenting details" about Alex Pretti before killing him on Saturday, and that officers tackled him a week earlier. www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
Alex Pretti was in earlier confrontation with federal agents who tackled him, broke his rib, sources say | CNN
Federal immigration officials have been collecting information on protesters and agitators, sources told CNN.
www.cnn.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:10 PM
remember all those BLM activists who "committed suicide" almost all at the same time or that guy who shot a proud boy in portland who got executed by feds in the parking lot of an apartment complex one state over?
yeah let me just head on over to the social media network based out of dubai lmao
January 26, 2026 at 11:42 PM
yeah let me just head on over to the social media network based out of dubai lmao
regulations are written in blood but hear me out what if we let the suicide machine write the regulations
The @usdot.bsky.social, which oversees the safety of airplanes, cars and pipelines, plans to use Google Gemini to draft new regulations. “We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer. “We want good enough.”
Government by AI? Trump Administration Plans to Write Regulations Using Artificial Intelligence
The Transportation Department, which oversees the safety of airplanes, cars and pipelines, plans to use Google Gemini to draft new regulations. “We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer....
www.propublica.org
January 26, 2026 at 6:59 PM
regulations are written in blood but hear me out what if we let the suicide machine write the regulations
quick someone start filming their exercise video in front of the white house
when you're radicalizing the retired 4-star generals against you, you may be in trouble.
wow a guy who was evidently the former head of SOCOM under trump 1 has been (sorta) fed posting at admin officials the last day as well
January 26, 2026 at 5:22 PM
quick someone start filming their exercise video in front of the white house
at some point one of these pigs are going to be completely tweaked out of their mind and will forget they aren't holding a less than lethal and boy it's gonna be bad
Minneapolis, MN -
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
January 26, 2026 at 5:22 AM
at some point one of these pigs are going to be completely tweaked out of their mind and will forget they aren't holding a less than lethal and boy it's gonna be bad
i feel like that delayed NBA game is gonna have a fucking rowdy audience tomorrow
January 25, 2026 at 6:13 AM
i feel like that delayed NBA game is gonna have a fucking rowdy audience tomorrow
i will run for office entirely on the platform that i will pass legislation that requires randy fine to hand over all of his hard drives
January 25, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i will run for office entirely on the platform that i will pass legislation that requires randy fine to hand over all of his hard drives
anyone re-litigating the 2024 election at this point is, at the very minimum, a massive fucking loser.
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
anyone re-litigating the 2024 election at this point is, at the very minimum, a massive fucking loser.
our elected officials just fuckin sorkinpost now man this shit is so annoying
Kristi Noem is telling ICE agents they can forcibly enter your home without a judicial warrant.
That is unconstitutional.
History will judge us if we do not stand up to the lawlessness and cruelty of this administration.
That is unconstitutional.
History will judge us if we do not stand up to the lawlessness and cruelty of this administration.
January 23, 2026 at 1:43 AM
our elected officials just fuckin sorkinpost now man this shit is so annoying
an administration acting out on their personal generational grievances and we are supposed to keep paying our taxes
The Wall Street Journal reports the US is seeking regime change in Cuba by the end of the year.
Exclusive | The U.S. Is Actively Seeking Regime Change in Cuba by the End of the Year
After ousting Venezuela’s leader, the Trump administration is hunting for Havana insiders who could cut a deal to end Communist rule.
www.wsj.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:07 AM
an administration acting out on their personal generational grievances and we are supposed to keep paying our taxes
new?
A covert CIA team is said to have helped the U.S. military’s raid to seize Venezuela’s president, reflecting the agency’s new focus on the region.
C.I.A.’s New Focus on Latin America Reflected in Raid to Seize Maduro
A senior U.S. official declined to confirm the specific operations in Venezuela, but said a covert team provided real-time support for the military.
nyti.ms
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 AM
new?
president TV doing a "stay tuned" bumper
Q: How far are you willing to go to acquire Greenland?
TRUMP: You'll find out
TRUMP: You'll find out
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
president TV doing a "stay tuned" bumper
i'm joker laughing
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
i'm joker laughing
this guy is gonna flee the state isn't he
January 20, 2026 at 6:47 PM
this guy is gonna flee the state isn't he