Coach Mustard (aka velospence)
@velospence.bsky.social
phila, pa | PMA | NO JERKS
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big facts
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
big facts
Reposted by Coach Mustard (aka velospence)
In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
over here poking holes in ever scene of Miracle on 34th St
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
over here poking holes in ever scene of Miracle on 34th St
use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you
happy classic bike ride, food takes 3x as long to cook, have a couple beers, and now i’m loopy and making shit up as i go day
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
happy classic bike ride, food takes 3x as long to cook, have a couple beers, and now i’m loopy and making shit up as i go day
i thought we canceled Jack White
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i thought we canceled Jack White
so fucking cool
LOVE everything about this! MIW is working on a series of street sign installations to help Philly bus commuters. Future travel signs will be created in collaboration with other street artists who don’t drive. The artist hopes to install 10 of them around the city to encourage SEPTA to innovate.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
so fucking cool
thankful to have MLK all to myself today
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
thankful to have MLK all to myself today
ok the Spider Man float can stay
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
ok the Spider Man float can stay
america is so wholesome
oh wait here's a country singer singing about getting wrecked on tequila to kids while on a vegetable float
we're so fucking confused as a country, man
oh wait here's a country singer singing about getting wrecked on tequila to kids while on a vegetable float
we're so fucking confused as a country, man
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
america is so wholesome
oh wait here's a country singer singing about getting wrecked on tequila to kids while on a vegetable float
we're so fucking confused as a country, man
oh wait here's a country singer singing about getting wrecked on tequila to kids while on a vegetable float
we're so fucking confused as a country, man
i am excited for the Zohran htitpieces asking any he wasn't at the Macy's Parade as he ladles gravy onto mashed potatoes onto someone's plate that couldn't afford to get within 20 blocks of the parade.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i am excited for the Zohran htitpieces asking any he wasn't at the Macy's Parade as he ladles gravy onto mashed potatoes onto someone's plate that couldn't afford to get within 20 blocks of the parade.
Reposted by Coach Mustard (aka velospence)
you know what id be ok if they just made the whole Macy's Day Parade AI generated at this point, i'm sure the lip synced dialogue and singing is like 95% there anyway
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
you know what id be ok if they just made the whole Macy's Day Parade AI generated at this point, i'm sure the lip synced dialogue and singing is like 95% there anyway
i haven't gone out on a Wednesday before Thanksgiving, possibly ever? it was always my dad's favorite day to have family over, drink a lot of bourbon, eat pizza, and dance to Lady Gaga. we never had a reason to go out.
it's what i miss most with him being gone this time of year.
it's what i miss most with him being gone this time of year.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
i haven't gone out on a Wednesday before Thanksgiving, possibly ever? it was always my dad's favorite day to have family over, drink a lot of bourbon, eat pizza, and dance to Lady Gaga. we never had a reason to go out.
it's what i miss most with him being gone this time of year.
it's what i miss most with him being gone this time of year.
love that some trees on my street are hanging on to summer for dear life, but their will will be tested over the next few days.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
love that some trees on my street are hanging on to summer for dear life, but their will will be tested over the next few days.
someone should invent an AI bot that i can run during my thanksgiving lunch that imitates the arguments i won't have with my family since i am not home for the holiday
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
someone should invent an AI bot that i can run during my thanksgiving lunch that imitates the arguments i won't have with my family since i am not home for the holiday
yikes is right
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
yikes is right
YNWA 🔴🔴🔴
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
YNWA 🔴🔴🔴
fucking traffic out there today was insane.
be careful if you're out there on foot, on a bike, or otherwise. tempers are high and drivers are only going to get worse (drunker) as the day goes on.
be careful if you're out there on foot, on a bike, or otherwise. tempers are high and drivers are only going to get worse (drunker) as the day goes on.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
fucking traffic out there today was insane.
be careful if you're out there on foot, on a bike, or otherwise. tempers are high and drivers are only going to get worse (drunker) as the day goes on.
be careful if you're out there on foot, on a bike, or otherwise. tempers are high and drivers are only going to get worse (drunker) as the day goes on.
sometimes all it takes is a little encouragement @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
~ LAST MINUTE ~
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
sometimes all it takes is a little encouragement @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
Reposted by Coach Mustard (aka velospence)
~ LAST MINUTE ~
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
~ LAST MINUTE ~
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
bl*ck fr*d*y ride outside - a little mixed surface smash through Belmont and the Wiss
10am sharp | no drop
starting at MLK/SRT
ending with a slice of pizza
please RSVP below so i know to expect you:
ridewithgps.com/events/43541...
#pma #nojerks #phillycycling
the new, hip cocktail bar that opened on our block today didn't post their menu online and you know i'm just old enough to say that's fucking annoying, man.
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the new, hip cocktail bar that opened on our block today didn't post their menu online and you know i'm just old enough to say that's fucking annoying, man.
why is Barca wearing the Chelsea away kits?
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
why is Barca wearing the Chelsea away kits?